The Invincible British Gentleman

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." ―William Shakespeare  [Independent RP blog for APH England/Arthur Kirkland.] Mun's Main Blog: apharthur

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Breaking Benjamin — Until the End

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Matthew sat in an alleyway, dressed in his usual preppy hipster clothes as his shaky hands lit a cigarette and pulled it to his lips. University and work and ‘finding himself’ were all stressful, not to mention the typical twenties depression, and Matthew needed a mental break. He would fight until the end, but it seemed that his end needed to come sooner if he was going to be able to keep his happiness and determined tendencies up. He let out a breath of smoke and coughed for a short while. He hadn’t resorted to this in a while, and definitely not while drunk, so it was almost a surprise to him that there was smoke coming from his lips.

"M-maple fricking—" he said under his breath. Matthew heard someone coming, and leaned against the wall as he downed the rest of his beer.

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Arthur rounded the corner, having come back from work. He didn't want any of the kids or young adults that he spoke with seeing him smoke. After all, he was trying to help them quit their own addictions and seeing him like this wouldn't be very encouraging. 

Yes, he tried to quit. He had been trying to quit the day his brother shared a pack with him when he was 15. While he didn't smoke like he used to, giving them up completely was going take time, and perhaps the discovery of another method of stress relief.

The Englishman only got to put a cigarette up to his lips before noticing the rather pitiful looking figure out of the corner of his eye. 

"Hey there, mate. Are you alright?" He called over, being that it didn't look very good.

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Closed RP - austriabrillekuchen

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Arthur hadn’t been paying much attention once he had sat down, so the man approaching him was a bit surprising.

"Ah, yes. It is crowded," He replied once he had recovered from the initial shock. 

It took a moment after for the Briton to realise that the fellow wanted to sit at his table, “No one else is going to sit there, so you might as well take a seat.” 

God forbid he ever have a friend to go out with, a date would be even more shocking. There wasn’t a damned reason to tell the bloke no. After all, he was certainly one to conserve, and had no problem with allowing another unfortunate man to take his spare set.

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He smiles a little, somewhat surprised he didnt refuse. After all, he is willing to sit next to a stranger he only met today, not oven Rodrich would do that unless given certain circumstances. “Oh.. Um, Thank you..” He said and took a seat as he insisted.

He took the menu and looks at it for some time, not sure what to order. The Austrian thought of pigging out and eating everything his wallet can afford, but looking at the gentlemen infront of him made him think twice. He doesnt want to seem like a glutton.

"Uh.. What are you going to order? I’ve never been here before, so I might aswell get what you get." He said, resting the menu back on the table. "And tea.. I guess..". 

 Awkward Silence. 

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"Ah, here." Arthur pointed to the menu and made a few suggestions from his own experience. He hadn't been to the restaurant since he had first moved here two years ago. And that was when it wasn't so popular and full of customers.

"These dishes are pretty good. I haven't eaten here in a while so it may have changed a bit with all the new customers and need for faster service. Though I doubt the quality could have lowered substantially." 

He honestly felt a bit awkward himself. Generally the Briton wasn't very sociable, even to those he considered an acquaintance. However―when the situation called for a conversation, he would take the opportunity. 

After all, he would never be so rude as to just ignore someone like that. He had recently taken up a gentlemanly appearance and rather come off as polite and well spoken than brash and unapproachable.

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haha ur dead meat kiddo

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W-Wha―

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what do u think ur doing

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I don't know. But what do you think you're doing?

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I’m fucking gorgeous.

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"Who new having tape in your hair was the new fashion."

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"Excuse you, sir. This was the epitome of good taste in my country."

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"Does anyone know how to put a mute button on the annoying drunk-as-hell neighbors?"

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"Whaddya' talkin' 'bout, neighbour?"

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((Oh my god I found the picture that icon was from.

It makes so much sense.

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haha ur dead meat kiddo

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W-Wha―

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Closed RP

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He smiled, “Britain.” He answered, looking up from the card in his hand.

"London’s the same way. Lots of different people…" He supposed city life was city life no matter what way you looked at it. However, it was nice to find someone to make small talk with in such a bustling area.

"Is a friend’s birthday coming up?"

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"Oh Britain, that must be nice and a little rainy." She laughed and looked down at the card making sure she could cope with giving her friend this one. "Every city is the same! It’s still kinda nice sometimes, but it can get lonely too." 

Lili fiddled with the card and looked back up at the other. “Yes my coworker friend. I didn’t want to forget so I came here from work.” She motioned to her nurse scrubs attire. 

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"I miss it sometimes, but the weather is one thing I don't miss." Arthur let out a small chuckle as he shook his head. He remembered all the times he would go outside as a kid with the intent to play, and his garden would be too sopped to run around in.

Though that was a few years ago. For now he searched for a decent envelope to put the card in. Upon finding an attractive one, he seized it up from it's spot on the shelf. "How unfortunate it is to hardly find nice people around places like this."

"Though I see you're a nurse," He pointed out his realisation as he turned back around.

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Closed RP - austriabrillekuchen

It was a family restaurant, yet classy enough to suit Arthur’s tastes. He was indeed a tad picky at times, as horrid as his personal culinary apparatus happened to be.

Though not having skill didn’t mean you couldn’t enjoy the finer things produced by others who were gifted in the art. Especially when you had a little more money than usual for once.

Arthur escorted himself to a table after waiting a while for a seat to clear. The couple that had been there before him, annoyingly so, sat and chatted for god knows how long. They should know how packed the place was with everyone searching for a seat.

Damn…what a waste of time. Maybe he should have went somewhere else. If only it wasn’t so hard to find quality food for a decent price.

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The Austrian has been eyeing this place for a while, eversince he came to New York, his co-workers has been reccomending it to him, but Roderich couldn’t find himself having the time until now. 

He winces a little when he saw how crowded it is, and for a second there he thought of turning back and leave. There are more places to eat, it’s not like this is the only restaurant in New York City. But then again, thinking about how crowded it is, it must be quite good, then. Right? 

The male sighs under his breath, “It cant be helped then..” 

The Brunette looks around for a spot, maybe he could even sit with someone. ‘Fat Chance,' He thought to himself, being sarcastic. Ah well, there's always tomorrow. As he was about to turn away and leave, he notices an empty seat. It's not completely empty; someone is sitting alone in a table for two. 

Rodrich thought the man looks approachable, and unless he’s here waiting for a date, there’s no reason why the male can’t let him sit there. He walks towards the table and smiles. “Um excuse me, do you mind if I.. um.. sit here with you? The room is jam-packed as you can see…” 

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Arthur hadn't been paying much attention once he had sat down, so the man approaching him was a bit surprising.

"Ah, yes. It is crowded," He replied once he had recovered from the initial shock. 

It took a moment after for the Briton to realise that the fellow wanted to sit at his table, "No one else is going to sit there, so you might as well take a seat." 

God forbid he ever have a friend to go out with, a date would be even more shocking. There wasn't a damned reason to tell the bloke no. After all, he was certainly one to conserve, and had no problem with allowing another unfortunate man to take his spare set.

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I'm fucking gorgeous.

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hey gurl

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I just… love the complete disdain in that expression, like

“These knots are entirely sub-standard. Re-tie them at once. Amateur.”

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It’s going to be like that scene with Austin Powers’s dad, where he’s just like, “Do you even know who I am?”

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#there is nothing you can do to me that has not been done before you better than you and half the time by one of my own friends  #there is no act of violence or terror you can pull out that would impress or scare me you wanker I am literally thousands of years old  #and as long as some miserable fuck is getting a stiffy over marmite in any corner of this damn globe  #and you’ll remember how much of that I’ve marched on please  #then I’ll survive  #and I’ll be back.  #so unless this is a surprise blowjob how about you just cut me loose and we both get on with our fucking day  

England: older than Christ and kinkier than you

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Closed RP - alfredthebard

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"It would be really fun to try." Alfred began waving his arms around strangely before laughing.

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"You think?" The Englishman was amused by the display, giving a fullhearted laugh at the man's silliness.