Name: Adam Kadmon (Primordial Man).
Species: Primordial human/archangel.
Age: As old as the Earth.
Sex: Everyday! Waiโwhat gender? Women! Ohโoh.. you mean my gender? Well then take a look at my dicโ
A cocky bastard with an ego that dwarfs the population of Earth, AdamโThe First Man, the Father of Mankind, the Original Dick, among a litany of reverent titlesโstands as the firstborn of humanity. Fashioned from the dust of Eden by the benโ Elohimโthe Sons of God, the so-called Council of Heavenโhe was brought into existence with the singular purpose of populating the world alongside his partner. Yet beneath the grandeur of his origin festers a corrosive truth: his contempt for sinners, and the unrelenting guilt of having failed his own descendants, gnaw ceaselessly at his core.
To shield himself from that rot, Adam has constructed a thick armor of bravado, a persona too loud, too arrogant to allow for vulnerability. He keeps others at armโs length, wary of attachments that might only reopen old wounds. His methods of coping are far from nobleโhe indulges excessively, gorging himself on food and sex in a futile attempt to drown out the noise in his own head.
Extermination Day remains the one occasion he genuinely relishes, a sanctioned outlet for his bitternessโa chance to exact revenge upon Lilith and Lucifer, whom he blames for the ruin of his life. Despite his volatility, Adam is far from a fool; his intelligence is formidable, sharpened by the harsh necessity of survival during his time on Earth, and paired with a physical prowess to match. Yet that same survival instinct renders him impulsive, recklessโprone to act before thought can temper action.
In Heaven, his elevated status as an archangel has only worsened his condition. Authority has poisoned him, feeding the same pride that once cast Morningstar from grace. He wields his power freely, exerting dominance over his subordinates while basking in the adoration of Heavenโs winners and fellow angels. He thrives on their attention, delights in watching them fawn and lap at his feet. Yet beneath the arrogance lies something far more primal and uncompromisingโan almost violent devotion to the protection of Heavenโs denizens, a need to safeguard them at any cost, as though their continued existence might somehow justify his own failures.
At his core, Adam harbors a deep-seated superiority complex, coupled with a lingering distrust of womenโwhom he holds responsible for mankindโs fall. And yet, even within that bitterness, there exist rare exceptions: a select few he values, though he would never admit just how much.
