Adam Katz (Joke Blog)

i created shopkins, but they are suffering, also happy spoopy

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wait, you havE A TUMBLR, AAAAHHH—

((this is a joke blog, im not actually adam))

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Shopkin God,My name is papiomike and I'm giving you a tape with Nick-le and Tyler Vore.Now release I.I 2 Episode 12 early.

i was talking about @papiomikes--warehouse, silly

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What should I give you to release II e12 early Shopkin God?

if your name is papiomike, please make a tape of nick-le x tyler vore and ill release it early

[llcritical]

aaaaa? its time to fill the void……? with critismz? OwO

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no, mlra.

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RELEASE YER EPISODE, YA DOINGUS

im contwacting steve wobbs.

OwO

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Dear Shopkin God,I shall sacrifice a corn for your S A K E.

D:

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a d a m w h e r e i s t h e n e x t i n a n i m a t e i n s a n i t y e p i s o d e i s w e a r t o g o d i f i t d o e s n t c u m o u t s o o n i a m g o i n g t o u n s u b y o u >:c

BE GONE THOT

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peeps in the fandom

sign this petition or there will be no more inanimate insanity (literally) https://www.change.org/p/save-net-neutrality-netneutrality?recruiter=837125549&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition net neutrality is important kids

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OH GAWD NO DONT ADD NICLE ‘or however it’s spelled’ INTO INANIMATE INSANITY THAT WOULD MAKE IT MORE ANGST

0w0

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adam please dont shame my lv 1 shiny klink that hatched from a egg

im klinkshaming

[sgdgsgdgddggsd]

plz it didnt do anything wrong

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UwU

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adam please dont shame my lv 1 shiny klink that hatched from a egg

im klinkshaming

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adam how do i do if my hater bad at roasting me pls shopkin god WhEeZe

Call Cobs

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So legit how many asks do you get a day from people thinking you are actually Adam

(I don’t get any asks about that, usually! In fact, I don’t get many asks a day at all. Some days I don’t get any asks. Thanks for the question though!)

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My cousin once spelled Nickel like, "Nicle" Is that right

No.

but you unlocked a new character

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Here.*throws cobs a new pink foral bikini*

Cobs: thank you so much

friend

[adamkats]

ADAM WHO IS THE ONE WHO IS PRETENDING TO BE BOW ON TWITTER?

Bow actually hacked into our account

no joke

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mephone4 beyblade plays pokemon go

BTW please send an ask if you know where cobs can get a new bikini

or if you have the materials to stop bow from hacking the twitter account