Random

~(•_• )~ She/her• bisexual• lots o’ cursing so beware• I’m also on Ao3 so check me out if you so choose

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Jokes

What’s it called when Fat Amy shouts the last few lyrics of a Billy Idol song

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some of you don’t watch pride and prejudice (2005) multiple times a year to cope with the fear that you’ll never find love and it shows

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We Have Always Lived In The Castle (2018) has opposite energy of Call Me By Your Name (2017)

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Demon and angel on ur shoulders but instead it’s fuckboy and feminist

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Let’s play a game of how many butterscotch candies can I take from the bowl before I’m yelled at

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By airport security might I add

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WAIT IS BREXIT CALLED SO BECAUSE ITS BRITISH EXIT FROM THE UNION

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It’s too hot

Hot Damn

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In honor of Pride Month

I’d like to commend my past self for, upon seeing a straight couple, think, “ she’s so out of his league wow” regardless of his attractiveness. Nice, past me

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Woah, another season of S.H.I.E.L.D? Chloe Bennet must be q u a k i n g

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“This does not benefit me at all,” I say, as I completely ignore myself and continue to shovel dry cereal into my willing mouth.

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Might I add that I’m eating this off of a used ramen container

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“This does not benefit me at all,” I say, as I completely ignore myself and continue to shovel dry cereal into my willing mouth.

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Hacker after taking the one cent left in my bank account and adding it to their 68 cents: i still dont have enough money for chicken nuggets :(((

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What do you call a phone company that keeps blaring AC/DC from the loudspeakers

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Basic genetics

If Lily Evans had green eyes and James Potter is a homozygous dom. For brown eyes (pureblood) then…. with these genes harry can’t have green eyes….. imean it’s either some spilled tea or me fucking up genetics but either way hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Genetics are fake and dumb

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but am I WRONG

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Ya

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Oof

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Basic genetics

If Lily Evans had green eyes and James Potter is a homozygous dom. For brown eyes (pureblood) then…. with these genes harry can’t have green eyes….. imean it’s either some spilled tea or me fucking up genetics but either way hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Genetics are fake and dumb

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but am I WRONG

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This week on: what do these things have in common

Tron: Legacy; Thor: Ragnarok; Stranger Things; Volta

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Basic genetics

If Lily Evans had green eyes and James Potter is a homozygous dom. For brown eyes (pureblood) then…. with these genes harry can’t have green eyes….. imean it’s either some spilled tea or me fucking up genetics but either way hmmmmmmmmmmmm