monsterfuckers anonymous

MINORS DNF /// Kenn, 29 please ship dottochi

[catchymemes]

[deckervsdracula]

[997]

???????????

[mercifulangel]

what did they mean by this...

[gordon-freeman-official]

>looking for a new church

>ask the church if their god is crunchy or chewy

>girl doesnt understand

>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is crunchy and what is chewy

>she laughs and says "its a good god sir"

>its chewy

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

[rinibayphoto]

[bl00dalchemist]

He's about to get shaken like a bottle of juice

[artofmaquenda]

New friend! So gorgeous, and I didn't know it has holes in the upper jaw where lower teeth sit in *-*

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

counter strike fans: OUR game is the best!

tf2 fans:no OUR game is the best!

half life fans: hold my crowbar

me: for the love of gabe can we stop fighting

#nerd humor

[cornerfolks]

my stepson james who we don't feed in hopes of starving him to death:

[snototter]

A Tasmanian masked owl (Tyto novaehollandiae castanops) in Eaglehawk Neck, Tasmania.

by Tim Bawden

[hideki-koga]

サンコウチョウ（Japanese Paradise Flycatcher）

[podushkinz]

It's a little hot today

[hushdeco-deactivated20130127]

[huffylemon]

[transxfiles]

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

[transxfiles]

girl help the pessimists found me

[phoenixichi]

"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"

[tiefling-enjoyer]

[that-house]

Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others

[slayerbuffy]

THE INVISIBLE MAN 1933 | dir. James Whale

[dailyflicks]

CANDYMAN (1992)