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[russianlioness-blog]

Then you gotta come here! I can’t take it out of the room unless I want Cindy to spank me… and I don’t!

[adamsonofsoren]

It’s not Cindy you’ve got to worry about spanking! Oop! Coming over now!

[russianlioness-blog]

I don’t even know! I found a little package and it said something with bubblegum on it. Didn’t even taste like bubblegum! But I love it! You should have some too, sexy Adam.

[adamsonofsoren]

I’m not sure what the hell you’re talking about but I’m in.

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Seal - Kiss From A Rose

[adamsonofsoren]

Shameless.

[eliamgrootx-blog-blog-blog]

        Nothing says friends like singing karaoke together with no shame!

[adamsonofsoren]

Only if you’ve got Kiss From A Rose on that playlist.

[russianlioness-blog]

I never expected this, but they were not fucking kidding when they promised that we could find all kinds of drugs in the luxury suites! Come join the party! Life is beautiful.   

[adamsonofsoren]

What kind? Tell me now.

[adamsonofsoren]

[F2F]

[fckartie]

Oh, stop it! That sounds good enough for me. But make the blueberry jello. I like that one more.

[adamsonofsoren]

Hey, hey, hey. When did I become your personal chef? Even a chef gets payment. Pay up, missy!

[malorybronson-deactivated201507]

Have you actually seen the show? Because I haven’t.

[adamsonofsoren]

You haven’t seen Friends...? Put on Netflix now. And watch it. I’m telling  you.

[adamsonofsoren]

[F2F]

[fckartie]

I can’t help it! Let’s talk about something else. Like how I’m hungry right now and I think you should make me something to eat.

[adamsonofsoren]

You’re cute.

And cheeky! What do you want for food? I was just gonna make some Kraft mac ‘n’ cheese and maybe make some jello for later.

[professordulcemarie]

1. This is adobo ↓↓↓ And it’s a magical thing. 

2. Oooo! Sounds interesting, I’ll have to try it one day. (Awesome job, bruh, awesome job)

3. Pop, lock and drop it! How you feel about the dougie or the shuffle?

4. Aaawww, that works too! And it’d be cute.

5. Seriously?! Haha, that sounds awesome. 

I’m excited for it. Yes, yes, yes! Mangu = this:

Mangu is smashed platanos :DDD

[adamsonofsoren]

Ooh that looks nice. I’ll have to keep an eye out at the supermarket when I’m out of here. What’s it taste like?

I’ve been known to make a few drinks at the RCs so I could make you one then? See what you think?

I enjoy both of those things too! Hopefully nobody sees me doing it though, I’m not that good at it.

Haha oh god. But I can’t stand those couples!

Oh...don’t send me photos of good food. That’s so tempting right now...!

[itxjason]

I wouldn’t do that. Why would you think that oatmeal and cheese mix well? That sounds gross as fuck.

[adamsonofsoren]

I thought it would make a change from everything else I’ve eaten so far. A change it did make, a good change? Not so much.

[perroni-c0x-blog]

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9 years after Friends, this song still makes us smile.

[adamsonofsoren]

Since it’s friends week.

[adamsonofsoren]

[F2F]

[fckartie]

I like them, ok! [blushes] They’re comfy and cute. 

[adamsonofsoren]

Hey, no, you’re not getting all embarrassed on me, the only times I’ve seen you this week you’ve been butt naked.

[acemarmol-blog]

Haha! No, buddy. No worries. We’re both naked, and alone, there’s no reason to be uncomfortable. I meant that I can see you now. Not to come here… now… Does that make sense?

[adamsonofsoren]

We’re...yep, nope. I read that like three times and I’m more confused than ever.

[acemarmol-blog]

Here. Now.

[adamsonofsoren]

I’m not sure I’m comfortable about this.

[itxjason]

They need better food here. 

[itxjason]

[adamsonofsoren]

You weren’t here for my cheese flavored oatmeal debacle. No matter how tempting it is to mix up foods so they’re more exciting - don’t do it.

[eliamgrootx-blog-blog-blog]

Sounds like more of a pain than anything else. I’m sorry you had to deal with that, bro. Maybe that depends on your roommate, but I like to have sheets even in the hottest weather. I’m glad you got your stuff back though, man. I’m Elijah – got here right after people got their things back it sounds like.

[adamsonofsoren]

Oh no, some nights I had Cam’s arm and leg draped on top of me like a human blanket. It was difficult. But thank you, I’m glad I have everything back. I’m Adam and I swear this fixation on my clothing e.t.c. will come to an end soon. You’re so lucky, man. Where did you arrive from?

[professordulcemarie]

Ooo! Okay, okay!

I like my macaroni with some adobo on it. It’s delish, let me tell you!

Oooh, never had it before. Never heard of it, actually. Whoops?

We have something in common! You know what’s fun to dance? The macarena. Yes.

Woooooow. On the plus side if there’s ever a twin day, you can let someone borrow one of them and then you’ll match.

Aaww, that sucks. You’re not the type to carry a small bottle of hot sauce with you? I have a friend that does it. It’s actually pretty smart of her.

I don’t blame you. But I heard that on Wednesdays we get some pretty good food. I hope they serve some mangu.

[adamsonofsoren]

What’s adobo?

A negroni is simply gin, Campari and sweet vermouth. A strong little drink but tasty down to the last drop. Also known as the ‘bartenders’ drink’ because it’s just pouring three spirits together and stirring, less effort means happy bartender! (I am a cocktail bartender, can you tell?)

I like pop ‘n’ locking. The macarena is always a crowd favorite though, always!

That could work! Or if I get another girlfriend she can wear it and we can be that couple that wears the same stuff together.

I have Sriracha on a keychain when I’m not in this house.

Oh yes, every single week, and I look forward to it all the time. What’s mangu?