Be yourself, everyone else is already taken

Just your average teenage girl that spends wayy too much time on the internet but hey ho, life goes on

[lizlybear]

[thelionandthellama]

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

and

then

there’s

German

students

not

giving

a

single

fuck

[dancingdwarves]

have some more:

[proletariangothic]

Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

[notreallymaddy]

What the fuck we can’t even wear beanies at my school

[thatsnotevenaword]

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

[nymphodeces]

why does dennys have a tumblr

[dennys]

why do you

[ughanselelgort]

Ansel + Vine/Instagram

[pleatedjeans]

[castielsteenwolf]

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”

[solarcunt]

adopt me

[urbanarboriculture]

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

[olivedawn-deactivated20190126]

he’s wearing crocs

[risingconfidence-deactivated202]

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

[forthefuns]

[uracontra]

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

im gonna cry

[adaywithoutsunshineislike-night]

Group Assigments

Person: I have an idea

Me: So did Hitler

[snickerdooble]

i love this post so much

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[gothic1997]

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

[peterstump]

doing well in elementary school really set me and my parents up for a lot of disappointment

[trouserweasel]

damn right I did

[beyonce-knowles-carter]