WELCOME BACK, PROF. TURING

• Ghost in the machine • v25.0 • he/they • this machine loves you back • Hate anons received: 3 •

[robertaaron]

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Love that my two (2) anons lately have been telling me to kms immediately (no 💙) and someone telling me my blog theme rules. Duality of man

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Got another one today boys lol. Just says "kill yourself" lol.

Gonna start grading these on a 100 point scale. -2 points for lack of punctuation, -20 points for lack of creativity, -20 for lack of effort. Overall, 58/100, F. Revise and resubmit.

Also btw, make me 😜

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Reading some of the shit y'all are saying on here gives me fucking buboes. I stg it's 1876 on this website

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Forgive me for this being borderline incoherent (I'm on so many meds rn 😭) but I think Pathologic is so fascinating for the fact that the social pariah/"folk medicine" guy is the one who actually homebrews antibiotics and gets shit done while the ~Doctor~ just walks around being useless and interrogating death, I'll make this more coherent later but I don't see that often and [end post]

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*LA Noire incorrect jingle*

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My favorite immunology thing is probably that when neutrophils die, they fling their innards out in a sticky mess of DNA and cytotoxins. Kinda metal. Like rigging your corpse to explode into barbed wire coated in bleach. I love immunology so much. Also I love dendritic cells for barging into lymph nodes and waving pathogen pieces around like Y'ALL WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUCKED UP???

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Also hold on I'm reinventing germ theory from my shower floor

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Germs are real. They are on my shower curtain and also my sinuses but I don't think they like the nasal mist. I can FEEL them screaming and my neutrophils cheering from the sidelines

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Also hold on I'm reinventing germ theory from my shower floor

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Everyone shut up for a second I found Heaven and it's in a bottle of sterile saline nasal mist

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Don't forget to be lit this Hanukkah, my little mensch 😈

Only thing I'm lit on is DXM and Sudafed 😞 but thank you anon happy Hanukkah 💙

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Fahrenheit 451 was a good book actually and the people who shit on it because they don't get the symbolism are exactly the ones Bradbury was criticizing

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Also Capt. Beatty did nothing wrong. That's my boy actually he's not a villain. To me.

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Fahrenheit 451 was a good book actually and the people who shit on it because they don't get the symbolism are exactly the ones Bradbury was criticizing

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*touches ground* Something terrible happened here...

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I love going to school so much I think it's so epic that it's legally okay for peofessors to try to ruin your life for no reason, not a title IX violation for a staff member to threaten to assault and kill you on top of some tinfoil hat level hateful shit (iykyk) and just a day ago they just brilliantly let us all get exposed to neurotoxins, last week some girl had a seizure from that and they continued on WOOHOO I LOVE HIGHER EDUCATION YEAHHHH

[dogpuppy]

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Love that my two (2) anons lately have been telling me to kms immediately (no 💙) and someone telling me my blog theme rules. Duality of man

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i don't remember your old blog theme but the new one is crazy good

Thank youuuu it was like a maroon colored sort of noir vibe but I got tired of it!!