♡ disco shit. ♡

You can look but you can't touch, darling.

[emmagreenwoods]

I hate being sick.

[addictedtiara]

Alcohol usually helps me with that.

[yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-blog]

I'm going to need to buy mouse traps.

I can’t handle these things anymore.

[addictedtiara]

Do you need help? I'm not a big fan of mice, but I have a few extra traps at my house that I don't need. My roommate and I had an awful mice problem not too long ago.

[grayscalewill]

I hate being alone on a Saturday night. Who wants to do something?

[addictedtiara]

Depends on what you'd like to do, kiddo. 

[the-evil-twin-lore]

Kids.

Why do they make me feel like I’m fourty rather than sixteen?

[addictedtiara]

Because children are horrible little monsters. 

[brown-eyed-sinclair-deactivated]

All my weekend has consisted of is bubbles.

[addictedtiara]

There's nothing wrong with that, it sounds like a lovely way to spend the weekend. 

[pennyeverdeen-blog]

*She sits at an old picnic table in the park and reads her book*

[addictedtiara]

Reading anything interesting? 

[askboxmemes]

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on

Dear girlfriend 

Dear boyfriend

Dear *anyone*, (specify)

[shoeless-joe-hardy]

*he wraps his arms around her in a hug and buries his head in her shoulder* Applegate got me really wasted the other night and I had this horrible nightmare.

[addictedtiara]

Nightmares can't hurt you, Joe. No matter how scary they are. {she rubs his back in a reassuring manner} Do you want to talk about it though? Sometimes that helps me whenever I have bad dreams, I'll talk to Lola or Lily about them. 

[ceaselesslyxcarraway]

Strangely, I don’t think I could be.

[addictedtiara]

Are you one of those 'get out and see the world' types?

[wisechildzooey]

[ ♔ open ] ❝Are all mothers this stupid?❞

[wisechildzooey]

[addictedtiara]

I wouldn't exactly know but I've heard mothers can be quite troublesome at times.

[addictedtiara]

I would be totally content if I could just lay in bed forever...

[hellboundxwarrior-blog]

Send me anons as my kid.

[addictedtiara]

BONUS POINTS IF YOU NAME THE OTHER PARENT.

[outback-gem-stone]

I was about to ask you where the bathroom is but sounds like your not in the mood to help a girl out. Look, it was either you or the sleeping guy in the corner, my choices were limited.

[addictedtiara]

No, it's fine. I just... kind of always sound like a bitch -- it's become a problem over the years. The bathroom is in the far back on the left. I don't believe I've seen you around before. What's your name?

[shoeless-joe-hardy]

Tiara, I need a hug.

[addictedtiara]

A hug? You're not going soft on me are you? {she smiles softly before stepping forward and wrapping her arms around him, rubbing his back} What's wrong, sweet cheeks? 

[addictedtiara]

Can I fucking help you or are you going to keep standing there?

[northwest-winds-deactivated2018]

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[shoeless-joe-hardy]

*he shrugs*

[addictedtiara]

Well, well, if it isn't Bazooka Joe. How are you, sweetheart?