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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

saintseiya-zone

Champion RED 2023-10

The magazine is celebrating their 21st anniversary, and has illustrations by the Saint Seiya mangaka for lottery

Thanks, Xi the Frog

highfunctioningfool

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cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

favoritesticle

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

elvanian

THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

romanceyourdemons

the imperial chinese examinations are a godsend for enjoyers of pathetic historical men such as myself. they gave rise to so many types of guy, such as: guy who failed the examinations like forty times and despondently wrote one of the great works of chinese literature between failures; guy who failed like ten times and decided “you know what? this is bullshit. this all has to go” and started a brutal peasant uprising; guy who just barely passed and was suddenly thrown into a very high military position, which he has ABSOLUTELY no training for; and guy who failed several times, faked a degree, got hired by harvard to teach chinese, had his fake degree discovered after he got to boston, begged harvard to let him teach because otherwise it would be really embarrassing for them all, taught like seven students, and died of pneumonia

iran-contrarian

you're forgetting that part where the guy who led that peasant revolt not only failed the exams, he failed the exams so hard he has a nervous breakdown mystical visions and decuced that he was the brother of jesus christ and he had to rid the world of demon worship (confucianism). And he and his brother had custom demon slaying swords for this exact purpose. and then peasant revolt they led ended up in 20 MILLION dead.

mynnthia

here are rebloggable links to more info about each imperial chinese exam failguy, courtesy of op in the comments:

Pu Songling: guy who failed the examinations like forty times and despondently wrote one of the great works of chinese literature between failures

Hong Xiuquan: guy who failed like ten times and decided “you know what? this is bullshit. this all has to go” and started a brutal peasant uprising

Yuan Chonghuan: guy who just barely passed and was suddenly thrown into a very high military position, which he has ABSOLUTELY no training for

Ko K'un-hua (alternate article link, in case archive.is acts up): guy who failed several times, faked a degree, got hired by harvard to teach chinese, had his fake degree discovered after he got to boston, begged harvard to let him teach because otherwise it would be really embarrassing for them all, taught like seven students, and died of pneumonia

dadvans

petition

we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.

zeelatunes

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

moko63

📷 @addictionado

twitter imploding drove me back here

... yeah.

a lil bit of cookie dough, a lil bit of blueberry creme…

Chibi-Usa in a fit of nostalgia while binge-watching shoujo anime 🐰

Not really for Inktober bc I'm never gonna follow through for a whole month lol, but I wanted to try best boy Gaku's stupid hair 😚

dorkshadows

Married.

(PSoH Tokyo Sidestory 1 vs Sidestory 2)

blisteryfingers

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So I finally caved and got around to buy the last volume of Shin PSoH (better known in the west as PSoH: Tokyo) just because of these last pages where Leon finally shows up only to find D has escaped again. These two idiots have haunted me from middle school, so what harm could several more hours spent translating do?

This last chapter, from what I could gather based on a quick reading, is about D finding a suitable girl for Taizuu (I can’t be 100% sure, because honestly I don’t care about him that much to spend hours slaving over the kanji). Before they reached the last door, however, someone unexpected came to the shop. Too bad D had time to slip away.

The first 3 pages were 2/3rds into the story or something, and then after that Taizuu entered the door alone. Stuff happens, and in page 4 he has just left, pondering about what he saw. On top of page 4, he is talking about someone he met in that door, not Leon, FYI. Anyway, since that incident didn’t involve Leon, I didn’t translate it.

Eventually I will give up and scanlate the rest of Shin PSoH, I know I will. (Either that or some kind soul does it first. Or I die from a freak accident before I’ve gotten over my laziness. You can’t tell with fate.)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

yotsutama

Appeal Skills:

Iori & Ryuu → Cool & sexy Yamato & Riku → Their small talks Mitsuki & Tenn → Mutual recognition Tamaki & Momo → Competitive Sougo & Yuki → Passion for music Nagi & Gaku → Compatible men