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lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

#ryddles

toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

niceinchnails

risenshiney

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

sony-official

on your what

okay a question for the audience about my hamlet isekai: is this dialogue too shakespearean to understand? i’m trying to balance accuracy with legibility and i would love some input

[Fortinbras] laughed abrasively. “I might say thou liest in thy twisted throat as deep as the lungs—nay, deeper, from thy falsehood-fertile heart—still deeper, as deep as thy defective and diseased liver—but I’ll grant I misrepresented to thee somewhat what quality of man I am. Therefore hear me now, Hamlet Hamletsson, bastard dross of Elsinore, unprinced fledgling of the cuckoo-nest, when I tell thee I am not so simple a man as I have seemed.”

He really was a Mars of a man. Ben would have liked to have been his tailor. “I shall not beg thee believe me,” he said as lightly as he could, not letting [Fortinbras] see him swallow. “Nor shall I beg thee say why thou spakest for my life before the king. ‘Tis no concern of mine. Yet I have eyes, which makes thy wretched doublet a concern of mine, and so I beg thee teach thy tailor to under-stitch his facing, or else find better employment for the twelve-years-old orphan thou retainest in a tailor’s role.”

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galacticgoldfishart

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

chubbbybunnie

For those who want the pic

legolokiismighty

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

because people in my hamlet isekai do not say “jesus fucking christ” i’ve ended up unconsciously cutting it out of my vocabulary as well, which like whatever these things happen risks of the trade. unfortunately it has been replaced by “jeez louise” and “mon dieu”

#ryddles

i could never be a medievalist. by most yardsticks the beginning of the medieval period is TWICE as far from the end of it as the end of the medieval period is from the iphone. that’s too much. i have my hands full enough with just the year 1603. i can’t deal with all that

#meanwhile china goes all the way from shortly before sui to WELL into ming. that’s so much #ryddles

dragon-in-a-fez

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it