Addie

WTF

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im tearing up. holy shit.

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whateverrrrr

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Would you stop a pride parade for a burger 🍔

No because! Im sure theyd have burgers at the pride parade anyway so why stop it! Like… gay burgers! yum!

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guess what

addie: what

chicken butt

DARN IT! It got me again…💔 i gotta learn to stop asking what…🤦‍♀️

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Jobie whats YOUR favorite thing about every cgdr character!☺️

Okay I’m only gonna do the students

Drew: there would be some moments where he was p funny even when he was trying not to be (homophobic drew) also you could tell he really cared about everyone even if the feeling wasnt mutual, especially near the end of the series

Kristy: Oh Kristy you are so kind and beautiful you deserve everything❤️ it is such a shame that she died so early. I cant pinpoint my favorite thing about her but maybe its how kind she is despite how the world treats her. Also her design is cute

Flan: Hoshi didnt do too much with him with his writing probs cuz he was gay or whatever but he was pretty funny and he was sweet too. Sucks we couldnt see too much of it

Kimana: She was sooooo caring omg especially with the wolves near the beginning of the series. Her talent is also really nice I feel like its one of the more interesting ones out of all the others. I’m glad she was one of the survivors

Nate: As much as I hate him he did manage to make the chapters more interesting mainly ch.3. Lol I feel like of recent with our “discovery” of him being gay I’ve started hating him a lot less

Galetta: Her split personality thing was real cool. I think she is a contender for saying the most slurs throughout the series. Also she’s funny for liking a gay boy. Like cmon Galetta it’s obvious its gay you really had to fall for him. Also he’s not even all that.

Electra: Her ongoing quarrel with Kat near the middle of the series was interesting to watch and also she’s just an interesting character who’s able to hold onto her beliefs (we can see that when she’s not able to forgive Nate). Its genuinely kinda heartbreaking when she finds out that Kat was trying to kill her and we can see that she didn’t even hate her that much. Also Electra x Preston 4 lyfe

Manuel: Wish we were able to see more of him he was such a sweet heart the child abuse was kinda out of nowhere though. It would have been cool if Hoshi implied it? Idk its a touchy subject I cant speak on that too much. But when I was first introduced to him I was kinda able to tell he had to die😭 sad

Aika: Oh this one is complicated. Like she’s my fave but I feel like its even more than that kinda. Like I can’t even explain it I don’t even know where to start. Her rhyming attracted me at first of course because like when have you ever seen a character do that wooooow!!! but like other than that theres nothing else…. I think i kinda just started projected myself onto her after a while which is a bit embarrassing to admit but unfortunately true. This is why it’s hard for me to rewatch cgdr episodes sometimes because then I have to face her real personality and thats hard because she’s lowk like that one shes so crazzzyyy love her post. So when she got when she got with my least favorite character you can only imagine how I felt.

Preston: Sadly he’s a little boring until chapter 2 where his secret is revealed. I think that’s why no one in the cgdr server really talks about him much. The scene between Preston and Electra though was really cute but UGHHHHHHHH NEED MORE INTERACTIONS BETWEEN THEM UGHHHH 🤖🤖🤖 i think hoshi could have written at least small interactions between the two before his death. Why hoshi why why why

Kat: Honestly not a lot to say about her😭 She never did much to help the group and im surprised she made it as far as she did so umm.. her friggin willpower is guess. Well she was pretty entertaining. Actually shes a hot and sexy gamer gurl and she makes my wee wee go up i pick that.

Garvyn: He really just wanted the best for the group breh ohhh my god he did NOT have to die bro💔 Like he was strict about it but you could really tell he cared about them but maybe that was just because of his talent of being a general. Also related to Vik. Also Also I always forget he’s dead

Zin: She is such a support character it aint fair Hoshi it aint fair. She may have had a free time event iirc? Yeah i cant even remember. Honestly favorite thing about her was her execution

Vik: My favorite thing about him is how cool he thinks he is near the beginning of the series. Like rewatch that shit he tries so hard to be cool but he’s actually such a loser also really cute i think. If he was a food he would be a cupcake. My favorite cgdr drawing is the one where hes about to eat the lollipop. I like Vik a lot. Sometimes I get a little sad that all we see him as is Drews lover but I get it match made in heaven or whateva. That scene does things to me.

Lilac:

Marco: Marco sure is something. His beef with vik is funny and the club scene where he asks flan if he’s attractive also humorous. Chapter four made me very sad and i didn’t realize how much i liked him until his death

I copied the order of your list and also probably repeated myself a lot. #sowwy

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Whats your favorite thing about every cgdr character?

Drew: i like that hes gay with vik

Kristy: she is so nice and i like her outfit

Flan: hes funny and i like that he likes fashion

Kimana: i like how she loves animals

Nate: fun to hate on

Galetta: she had a cool personality and her ultimate was cool

Electra: shes so fun and i liked seeing her talk to other characters

Manuel: he seemed so kind he had an interesting ultimate

Aika: so nice! I liked that she talked in rhymes

Preston: he was cool i liked his interactions with electra

Kat: she was funny sometimes

Garvyn: so strong and cool i liked his free time events with drew

Zin: i liked her and lilac’s relationship

Vik: i thought it was cool when he like escaped camp also i liked that hes gay with drew

Lilac: i love her robot design its so cute

Marco: he was funny but also kinda creepy but kinda funny

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HI GUYS

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Hi joe mama

Hi jobie!!!

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UGGGGHHRRRRRHGGGGG I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE MADE ME THINK THERE WAS GONNA BE A SNOW DAY TODAY BUT THERE ISNT!!!!! tgis us the final straw im going fuckjbg joker mode…. Society

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Top ten jobie quotes

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Are you u-um…sorry… a-are you gay? *looks away flustered*

Yes wait should i draw pictures for the answers like you do

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Do you kin karkat vantas

yes . god it is so hard trying to copy those ama videos

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#exposed

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GUYS IH MY GOD THERES NO WORD LIMIT ON HERE

Intro]

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic

Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

[Verse 1]

Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco

She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo

Dyin' just to know the flavor

I ain't doin' her no favors

No reasons why I tease

Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

(Four, three, two, Fuck you)

[Chorus]

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)

No, I don't do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don't matter if we're just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)

I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Interlude]

Karkalicious def-

Karkalicious def-

Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-

[Verse 2]

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty

I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t

And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Chorus]

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness

Zahhak's my witness (whistle)

Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail

And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)

I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge]

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty

I'll be laced with lacy

It's so tasty, tasty

It'll make you crazy

T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty

D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out for you

All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know

And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome

But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

[Chorus]

Terezi says I smell...

Delicious (so delicious)

No, I don't do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don't matter if we're just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

My body stays vicious

Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business

Nepeta's my witness (meow~!)

I'll even let her first ship sail

Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Extended Chorus]

So delicious (eridan, see)

So delicious (you can trust me)

So delicious (I'll help you be)

I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy

It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

[Outro]

T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty

D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second

[Outro Interlude]

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?

What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?

Fuck this shit, I quit!

[Instrumental Outro]

God fucking damn it Dave

There goes the last shit that I ever gave!

Isn't it ironic?

Used to be platonic

Then I realized

I'm horns over heels for-

God fucking damn it Dave

Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy, or girl, or troll

He always knows just how to piss me off

Even if I beg he won't lay off

God fucking damn it Dave

If only I could manage to escape

But your lips are witchcraft

Don't you fucking dare laugh!

Just leave me alone

I just need some time alone

No, I just need some time alone

No, I just need some time alonе

No, I just need some time alone!

God fucking damn it Davе

This bridge is shitty

So you might feel pity

For my tragic tale of incompatibility

Can you distract me when he's so attractively

Holding my weakness against me, the bastard!

Will he persist even after I kiss him?

I hate him, I love him

But I keep on

Trying to prove that I

Love how I swoon

I'm loosing my confidence

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

God fucking damn it Dave

If I had a star to wish on

For my life, I can't imagine

Any other stoic prick compares

Mirror shades won't hide it if you stare

Love me, hate me, fuck me, I don't care

God fucking damn it Dave

I might not be real experienced with humans

But who am I fooling, while my blood is pooling

At the pit of me, as I lie awake and

God fucking damn it Dave

Whisper in my ear, with your stupid voice

Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me

Straight and to the point

That is why I hate you

God fucking damn it Dave

*zip*

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