This guy is rhyming "marshmallow" with "buffalo"

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[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

A Deconstruction of "A Real Boy" and Doof's parenting skills

Ok so A Real Boy is one of the most underrated episodes of the series. It is also one of the most important episodes to showcase Doofenshmirtz's character, and here's why:

So you all probably know about the whole thing about Doof's abusive childhood making him be overprotective and really sweet to Vanessa to make sure he never ends up like his parents. This starts at around "Finding Mary MacGuffin" where she starts to appreciate him more, and only continues for the rest of the series. While it is true that he tries to not be like his parents, he unfortunately, like everything else, fails.

In "A Real Boy", it's revealed that Norm wants a father, and as he is a robot, the closest thing he has to a father is his creator--Doof. Doof continually brushes him off throughout the episode, eventually escalating to the point where he tells him that Perry the Platypus is more his family than Norm is. (Which is probably true, seeing as A Real Boy took place in Season 3 and that's when the Perryshmirtz really started to get good, but unfortunately this post isn't about perryshmirtz).

The thing is, even though Norm is a robot, he has gained heaps more sentience from when he was just made to kill Perry. Because he is so sentient, as a robot he gains self awareness and wants a family, and in robot terms, his father is the one who created him. This means that Doof has 2 children: one he neglects and abuses, the other he loves and overprotects.

And which other characters do this?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz, in this respect, whether he likes it or not, is exactly like his parents. The only exception to this is that his 2 children, Vanessa and Norm, remain close despite--nay, because of this.

(Season 3 Episode 9b: A Real Boy)

And because of this, A Real Boy is a strong candidate for best episode of the entire series. Is it the funniest episode? No. Is it the most heartwarming? No. Does it have the best rapping? Probably. But it is certainly one of the best written, both for Norm and Doof's characters. And everybody ignores it.

[pnfpolls]

Which segment of Episode 216 is your favorite?

Bubble Boys

Isabella and the Temple of Sap

Voting ended onJun 22

[dziu-chan]

He was SO wrong about “agent’s coldness”

All frames under the cut

[allieinarden]

I’m just struck by the emerging clarity of the contrast between Melissa Chase, World’s Coolest Nerd and Zack Underwood, World’s Nerdiest Cool Kid–

Melissa: can’t throw a ball, spent first day of summer vacation building a model solar system, can just order people to give her money and they will obey

Zack: football star, one-time lead singer of popular boy band, but they all dressed like lumberjacks and he’s scared of fish

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

dwampyverse fans when your favourite character is perry the platypus or dakota and not "milo's doctor and that guy who he went on a golfing date with" or "stomps the rabbit who can do math but he doesn't show his work"

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[planar-river-road]

Maybe for you, but I've spent enough time in kink spaces that "which character of [cartoon] would make for the best [piece of furniture]?" didn't even register as an odd thing to say, much less a non-sequitur missing crucial context.

[cometcrystal]

Once again i will reiterate

This is not a kink post. Idgaf if people are into human furniture but this was about an irl coffee table shaped like baljeet from phineas and ferb.

If it WAS a kink post and i WAS into human furniture i sure as hell would not be posting about characters that are TEN YEAR OLD CHILDREN in a kink post.

[planar-river-road]

Wasn't saying that it was a kink post, just that the phrasing didn't sound weird to me.

Also, Phineas and Ferb started in 2007 so you'll have to decide whether the characters are either a) Not Real or b) In Their Late Twenties By Now.

[cometcrystal]

why do you think the characters in phineas and ferb age in real time

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I've discerned the fundamental problem of being an extrovert with introvert friends

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

[ID: A comic with two minimalist stick figures. An arrow points to the first one, with text that says "when this boy needs to regenerate he must hide alone in a small damp hole in the earth". An arrow points to the second one with text that says "when this boy needs to regenerate he must acquire 10,000 fine hugs from his friends". Text underneath reads "these boys are best friends. surely there must be no god for no god would be so cruel as to make such a world as this" /End ID]

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[blahblahblah2cargarage]

the fact that the rest of the backyard gang minus p&f are only children is so funny to me like yes they all give only child in various ways

[danvillecheese]

who did irving have a crush on

phineas

ferb

Voting ended onApr 29

[wherevenusholdssomeofficespace]

Baljeet snuck out the bathroom window and ran to his friends house because he couldn't deal with a girl in his house. The fireside girls almost unanimously agree he does not count as a cute boy. But despite this he still has had more success in love than all of his friends combined. He has 13 volumes of useless shoelace facts. All his male ancestors have been mauled by tigers in bike races. He thought his uncle was missing when he was just on vacation. He once completely disregarded the consequences of removing the atmosphere from the earth. He wanted to be a superhero with rainbow powers but his second option was basically the hulk. He is portrayed as a stereotypically wimpy nerd compared to Buford, but it cannot be understated how much he will choose violence when it is available to him. When left alone with a sleeping teenager he started stacking cards on top of her. He thinks listening to the science of canceled tv shows makes for good plans. He once pushed his way into lead singing a spontaneous musical number away from the actual lead singer of the song.

[ginnyweatherby]

WE CONSIDER EVERY DAY A PLUS 🗣 TO SPEND IT WITH A PLATYPUS 🗣 WE'RE ALWAYS SO ECSTATIC 🗣 CAUSE HE'S SEMI AQUATIC 🗣

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

I love whenever Peter the Panda appears the show becomes a soap opera

[chirasul]

applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[shadowjimbo4]

All roads lead to Rome, all life evolves into crabs, and all Tumblr posts become about Phineas and Ferb

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

[ID: A screenshot of Buford Van Stomm holding a pipe /End ID]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

who are you in the relationship?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Perry the Platypus

Voting ended onMar 22

[ursaribbon]

*whips out comically large megaphone* SOMEONE NAMED BAX ON TIKTOK CAME UP WITH THE TERM “OWCAHOLIC” TO REFER TO DWAMPYVERSE FANS AND I THINK WE SHOULD ADOPT IT IMMEDIATELY THIS IS ONE OF FEW GOOD THINGS TO COME OUT OF TIKTOK WE MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT

[fawnpls]

broke take of the day: AYA isn’t canon, phineas and isabella OBVIOUSLY get together in high school

woke take of the day: AYA isn’t canon, phineas and isabella OBVIOUSLY go to college together as Just Friends and drive an entirely new friend group insane with how much they love each other, clear as day, certain as the sun sets, yet so adamant the other doesn’t feel the same way so the refuse to admit it