So, I uh…read the Wiki for this dog and uhh…
“It is described as a very versatile yet contradictory dog, being both good with children and “fit to kill any other dog of his weight”
FIT TO KILL
It’s a Bedlington terrior btw, but that kind of takes away from the cryptid nature of it.
Also you guys are missing the best angle
Fuck. This is awful. Humans have really gone too far. Science has gone too far. I feel like this creature is an alien race from animorphs out to control us with it’s mind. I feel like I can’t approach this creature without wearing a full hazmat suit. I feel it’s radioactive. I want to blow up the earth just to erase any trace of this. I hate this. Never show me this again.
How do you take an animal that has very clear predator ancestory, which should have sharp forward facing eyes, and turn it into an animal that looks like a large prey animal? This thing looks like a goat/bunny thing. Like what the actual fuck.
I have the answer:
You breed it to have fluffy hair that you can style into various weird shapes. Just look at the bichon frisé, they don’t actually have huge round heads, it’s just hair. Same thing with bedlington terriers. Under the hair they look like normal dogs
Addie right after a bath and half an hour after, no brushing. Her fur is super curly so when it gets long it looks like she's easily 10 pounds heavier than she really is.