chaos-terry:
I guess you’ve got a point there. But I would abuse my tinder so much because it would just be way too much fun to fuck with people.
You’re seven years younger than me. Shit, I’m so old. I wasn’t assuming your age. Just that you’re younger than me. I’m technically a millennial, though, so at least I still have that and I can piss off all of the old people.
True, it would be amusing to use it just to mess around with people.
You say that like you’re a granny or something. Seven years is nothing. Just wait until I’m sixty and you’re sixty-seven. It’ll feel like we’re the exact same age then.




















