love yourself

♥ adrianna ruiz ♥ love yourself

[aderuizz]

chaos-terry:

I guess you’ve got a point there. But I would abuse my tinder so much because it would just be way too much fun to fuck with people.

You’re seven years younger than me. Shit, I’m so old. I wasn’t assuming your age. Just that you’re younger than me. I’m technically a millennial, though, so at least I still have that and I can piss off all of the old people.

True, it would be amusing to use it just to mess around with people.

You say that like you’re a granny or something. Seven years is nothing. Just wait until I’m sixty and you’re sixty-seven. It’ll feel like we’re the exact same age then.

[aderuizz]

ajxruiz:

I know, for a fact, that my very own bed is much better than all of that. 

And that, mi hermana, is where you are very, very wrong. Disneyland is far more exciting than your stinky and probably unmade bed.

[aderuizz]

caseharmon:

I’ll refrain from doing any kind of bodily harm for now, fret not. Instead, I will probably start playing mind games with him. Not as fun, but probably just as effective.

It still has some caffeine, so I believe that it does, in fact, work. I didn’t like the taste at first, but then I got used to it and now I enjoy it. Pretty much.

Confusing his tiny mind will be amusing enough to keep you going without actually physically harming him.

One day I’ll get ‘round to trying it. Maybe after Christmas and in the New Year where I begin my optimistic resolutions.

[aderuizz]

wxlfwalker:

Probably never, which is why we keep telling ourselves that we’re never going to drink again. As if that ever worked on anyone…

We all say that every single weekend, but sure enough by the next we’re drinking again and trying to convince ourselves the hangover wasn’t that bad.

[aderuizz]

There is literally nowhere in the world better to be at Christmas than Disneyland. Everything is so beautiful and magical even hearing Let It Go on repeat all day doesn’t get me down. The cold never bothered me anyway.

[aderuizz]

caseharmon:

Legends only. But hell, it only makes me want to do it even more, not looking at the consequences. I might lose my job for that, though. So, it wouldn’t be that smart.

I’ve only been trying to drink yerba now – detox and whatnot. 

Losing your job and potentially being arrested doesn’t really seem worth it, to be honest.

Maybe I should try that out. Does it seem to be doing anything? I tried to replace coffee with green tea but it just tastes and looks like cat piss. 

[aderuizz]

chaos-terry:

Well, I’m usually not in a good mood when I decide to drink. It’s usually because I’m in a bad mood, actually. I’m 32 and I just want a girlfriend. I need to settle down. I’m getting too old for this shit.

How old are your hypothetical friends at this hypothetical party? I’m concerned I’ll end out being the party mom or the old geezer. I don’t know you, but you already seem younger than me by a long shot.

Maybe you should try using tinder. Even if you don’t end up with a lifelong partner, at least you know you’ll get laid.

They could be any age. I’ll even invite my abuela. There will be no age discrimination at this party. I’m twenty-five but I have a baby face so I probably look younger than I am. 

[aderuizz]

wxlfwalker:

I am going to have to find a douche on the street and ask them if they have a spare copy of it, then. As nice as those things are, it would have been, well… nicer if they didn’t come with all those shitty consequences. @God, stop punishing us, mere mortals like that. We’ve had enough.

Good idea. He gives us all these nice things and then punishes us all if we take advantage of them. When will He stop testing our impulses and self-constraint?

[aderuizz]

caseharmon:

Can’t use my fists, because I am all delicate, I guess. I will just staple his fingers together, or something…

How could I even forget that coffee machines have feelings, too? It’s like I don’t know who I am anymore.

Stapling is more inventive and painful, anyway. It seems like you’ve been going down the wrong path. Coffee machines are love. Coffee machines are life.

[aderuizz]

wxlfwalker:

Do they usually walk around and hand them to people? I must have missed it. Yes, I was and still am pretty much hungover and I just want to go back to bed, but we all cannot have nice things, I guess…

They do. You missed out on a very important day, evidently. All nice things have consequences. Not that alcohol is that nice anyway, but it makes you feel nice things.

[aderuizz]

chaos-terry:

I was drinking because I was lonely and sad, and then I realized as I continued to drink that I was getting even sadder and that I should abort the mission. It was too late to go back, though, because then I watched the saddest episodes on Netflix and made myself feel even worse.

Well, Ade, I’ll be sure to hypothetically prepare for your hypothetical party.

That sounds extremely depressing. Usually alcohol amplifies the mood you’re already in, so if you’re sad you should never drink. You should’ve watched a happy show.

We’re going to have so much hypothetical fun.

[aderuizz]

chaos-terry:

They didn’t help as much as I wanted them to. They told me in college that food and water to help you sober up is a myth, but who knows? It’s a good placebo, because even if I’m not any less drunk, I feel less drunk. I haven’t been invited to a party in forever. I would love to come to your hypothetical party. I’m so honored. Oh! I’m Terry, by the way. Nice to meet ya.

Water doesn’t sober me up if I’ve been drinking. It just makes me feel sick when I drink it. What’s the point in drinking then trying to sober up, anyway? My hypothetical party is going to be fabulous.

Ade, lovely to meet you too, cariño.

[aderuizz]

chaos-terry:

I guess you have a point there. The nuggets were following the wine, though, so technically I drank water with my nuggets and tried to sober up while I watched Orange Is the New Black with my cats and cried. I should probably have more of a social life, but apparently after you turn 30 you’re not cool enough for parties anymore. 

Did the nuggets help you sober up? I’m not sure whether that would be a good thing or not if they did. Oh, come on! Everyone at every age can go to parties. I’ll throw a party and I’ll invite you.

[wxlfwalker]

Someone told me that I’m automatically a douchebag ‘cause I decided to wear my sunglasses inside. Is there a ‘Douche Handbook’ that I don’t know about?

[aderuizz]

Didn’t anyone give it to you? Wearing sunglasses inside just makes you look like you’re suffering from an awful hangover. 

[caseharmon]

The next time some snotty privileged manbaby mistakes me for a grovelling new intern and demands that I give them coffee, I’ll grab the coffee machine and start bashing their head in with it.

[aderuizz]

Yes. Do it. Bash all the snotty white men on their heads. Although maybe not with the coffee machine because it’s too precious to go through that kind of trauma.

[chaos-terry-blog]

I am an adult. An adult who got drunk on cheap box wine and ate dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets at 3AM last night. Turns out my life is in shambles.

[aderuizz]

That sounds very adult-y to me. Children can’t drink wine with their nuggets.

[caseharmon]

You’ve never really loved that person if you found yourself searching for another, and yadda yadda. Things like that are highly overrated and frankly, I am kind of sick of everything that’s being forced into our brains through the television. 

[aderuizz]

Sometimes I feel that it’s better to just wait until that person finds you, rather than actively looking for them. Maybe by looking you’re telling yourself that you like that person when you don’t.