if Mammon can commit tax fraud, so can I

belphegor is a cryptid confirmed 💀👻 mammon is a sub and i have solid, liquid, and gas proof 💸 i know all the shady fuckery going on in the devildom ✨ satan is my side bitch 😔👊🏼 stanning mammon really be giving me brain damage 😩✋🏻 everything is either stolen from tumblr, b99 & other sitcoms, submitted by others or on some rare occasions, I come up with the stuff myself. 19. She/her. NOT MY MAIN BLOG Español/English! TAGS: Obey me! twitter // Obey me! social // incorrect quotes

[mammoron]

[mammoron]

Eyooo~ you said you wanted to know us so I'm here to drop this fun fact about myself : I've actually stopped wearing such oversized clothing because my teacher threatened to burn my oversized jacket if I kept wearing it in the kitchen AHAHAHHA- anyways, i'm taking a break from drawing and this game wont let me game properly i'm. irked. pft-

I DO WANT TO GET TO KNOW U!!! ANd skskdkdkd i hope ur teacher was joking because thats not nice 😭💔 but i feel u i have this one REALLY oversized hoodie that I absolutely love and I think I’ve practically worn it every day since quarantine started-

Another fun fact abt myself: i cant draw for shit. like i seriously dont even know how to hold a pencil. whenever i try to draw i end up like this:

so its honestly so cool that u can draw!!!

[mammoron]

Just got done crying and now I’m playing a hentai game and eating cupcakes! So amazing actually! 🤣🤣 also be careful drinking too much UwU 💕💕 hope you feel better sending l o v e! 💕💕💕💕 -Mammonslastbraincell

HEY TELL ME WHAT HENTAI GAME BC IM SUDDENLY VERY INTERESTED-

And aaaaa dont worry bb life sucks sometimes and we gotta deal with it however we can 😌 I’m okay though!! How are you? 🥺 are you ok? crying is not that fun honestly.

ALSO i LOVE ur blog 😌 and is that a kagome pfp?????? im in love with u now, marry me? 💍

[mammonslastbraincell]

IT’S CUSTOM ORDER MAID 3D2! 😭

I MADE ONE MAID HER NAME IS OLIVE(short for Olivia 😌😌)

Aaa! Bb!! I know you’ll get through it! 🥺🥺IM HERE IF YOU NE E D SOMEONE TO TALK TO!🥺🥺😭

I’m fine now I’m watching creepy things and about to drink a sprite I’m doing good tho!💕💕

Thank you!! I love your blog too!!!!

You love Kagome??? ILL MARRY YOU IN A HE A R T BE A T! 💍🥺🥺🥺🥺

[mammoron]

BRO I LOVE INUYASHA IN GENERAL DKSKSKN ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE SERIES IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD 😭❤️

and omg thank u so mucj 🥺🥺🥺💕 it reallu does mean a lot 😭😭😭💞💞

ALSO THAT MAID IS REALLY CUTE IM IN LOVE!! And i love creepy videos especially like, cryptids and ppl who read out loud stories from r/nosleep 😌💕 !!! IM DRINKING GANCIA WITH SPRITE BTW WE’RE CONNECTED 💝😳

[mammonslastbraincell]

OMG SAME!! I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS SO LITTLE AND IT’S THE ONLY ANIME I CAN REWATCH AND NOT GET TIRED OF IT! (Except like when Inuyasha does his fuck shit or filler episodes I don’t care for but I’ll watch cause I love this anime s OO MUCH)

You’re WELCOME!! You’re so f un n y! 😭💕💕 I LOVE YOUR POSTS! I’mhonestlyhonoredyoulovemycursedblog-

Thank you!!! 😭😭💕💕💕💕 ALSO SAME I JUST FINISHED A NEXPO VIDEO!

We’re so connected UwU! 💕💕💍

[mammoron]

AAAAAAAA yeah I LOVE Inuyasha skskskdkd it makes me so emotional, i literally start crying my eyes out whenever I hear the opening theme its aldaskkakdkddk i have ALL the FEELS !!!!

And dkskskdkf thsnk you 🥺🥺❤️ i honestly dont understand why ppl like this god forsaken blog but it really does mean a lot!! And i love your blog omg its top notch content RIGHT THERE 😌💞💝💖💘💗💕💓

ALSO SORRY IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO REPLY I KINDA PASSED OUT YESTERDAY

[mammoron]

Just got done crying and now I’m playing a hentai game and eating cupcakes! So amazing actually! 🤣🤣 also be careful drinking too much UwU 💕💕 hope you feel better sending l o v e! 💕💕💕💕 -Mammonslastbraincell

HEY TELL ME WHAT HENTAI GAME BC IM SUDDENLY VERY INTERESTED-

And aaaaa dont worry bb life sucks sometimes and we gotta deal with it however we can 😌 I’m okay though!! How are you? 🥺 are you ok? crying is not that fun honestly.

ALSO i LOVE ur blog 😌 and is that a kagome pfp?????? im in love with u now, marry me? 💍

[mammonslastbraincell]

IT’S CUSTOM ORDER MAID 3D2! 😭

I MADE ONE MAID HER NAME IS OLIVE(short for Olivia 😌😌)

Aaa! Bb!! I know you’ll get through it! 🥺🥺IM HERE IF YOU NE E D SOMEONE TO TALK TO!🥺🥺😭

I’m fine now I’m watching creepy things and about to drink a sprite I’m doing good tho!💕💕

Thank you!! I love your blog too!!!!

You love Kagome??? ILL MARRY YOU IN A HE A R T BE A T! 💍🥺🥺🥺🥺

[mammoron]

BRO I LOVE INUYASHA IN GENERAL DKSKSKN ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE SERIES IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD 😭❤️

and omg thank u so mucj 🥺🥺🥺💕 it reallu does mean a lot 😭😭😭💞💞

ALSO THAT MAID IS REALLY CUTE IM IN LOVE!! And i love creepy videos especially like, cryptids and ppl who read out loud stories from r/nosleep 😌💕 !!! IM DRINKING GANCIA WITH SPRITE BTW WE’RE CONNECTED 💝😳

[mammoron]

Just got done crying and now I’m playing a hentai game and eating cupcakes! So amazing actually! 🤣🤣 also be careful drinking too much UwU 💕💕 hope you feel better sending l o v e! 💕💕💕💕 -Mammonslastbraincell

HEY TELL ME WHAT HENTAI GAME BC IM SUDDENLY VERY INTERESTED-

And aaaaa dont worry bb life sucks sometimes and we gotta deal with it however we can 😌 I’m okay though!! How are you? 🥺 are you ok? crying is not that fun honestly.

ALSO i LOVE ur blog 😌 and is that a kagome pfp?????? im in love with u now, marry me? 💍

[mammoron]

hello i would like to get to know u guys. so tell me something abt yourselves. currently im drunk and miserable, wbu? 😌

[mammoron]

MC: I've always wondered how tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your feet. Don't your feet get cold?

Beel: It’s 3 AM-

MC: And you can’t sleep?

Beel:

MC: Is it the blanket?

[mammoron]

[mammons-sugarbaby]

[mammoron]

JAJKDKDKDKDKDJ

[mammoron]

Mammon: It's crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all those things, and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle.

Levi: And he was amazing in Titanic.

Beel: A real Renaissance man.

Satan:

Satan: Jesus fucking Christ

[mammoron]

u know what. i take it back. Today i offer u some lame incorrect quotes and u better LIKE THEM OK????????????????1?2? Wbksksw&/@/9/9.

[mammoron]

HOW CAN THE “DEAR FOLLOWERS” PIC GET MROE NOTES THAN MY ACTUAL POSTS DO U GUYS HATE ME . DO U WANT TO KILL ME WITH UR BARE HANDS . BE CAUSE THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE .

[mammoron]

[mammoron]

Barbatos: Why are you late?

Lucifer: Our car crashed.

Barbatos: What? What happened?

Lucifer: Well, there was a deer, so I said, “Diavolo, deer!”

Barbatos: And?

Lucifer: Go on. Tell him what you said.

Diavolo: ... “Yes, dear?”

[mammoron]

[mammoron]

[mammoron]

THE TWEET POSTS ARE THE BEST THING EVER,I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AWHILE, THANK YOU~♥️

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY U HAVE NO IDEA!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH I THINK I HAVE FEELINGS FOR U NOW 😳

[mammoron]

k guys im done posting for today i will be back tomorrow (probably) and then i will disappear again for 2 to 5 months (most definitely)

love u xoxo

[mammoron]

ALSO I JUST CHECKED AND THIS BLOG HAS OVER 2000 FOLLOWERS THANK U SO MUCH BUT ALSO WHY. WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME AJJSKSSKSMSJ