[futurist]

you sure are

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ankle-beez]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[chaintexts]

It's LEAP day, sluts !! And u know what that means!! Every FUCKUARY 2⃣9⃣ big leap daddy CUMS to give us a big SPANKING 🍑 make sure to be XTRA NAUGHTY today so that daddy will LEAP into your BALLS and make that PUSSY WET send this to 1⃣5⃣ of ur naughtiest leapers 😋. Get 0⃣ back and u won't get DICKED down for the next FOUR YEARS. Get 5⃣ back and you're a LEAPING pussy wetter 😋. Get 1⃣0⃣ back and you're gonna be LEAPING good DICK into that ASS 🍑🍑 for 4⃣ more years!! Get 2⃣0⃣ back and you're the BIG DADDY 😋 of LEAPING into that PUSSY 🍆👅🍑💦👅

[transrat69]

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

[unclefather]

[vonnabeee]

PRINCESS LUNA

[vonnabeee]

PRINCESS SERENITY

[vonnabeee]

BLACK LADY

[roseoilz]

by @cnikarts on facebook

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[lesbiskammerat]

i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish

[lesbiskammerat]

[tvguts]

anyway shouts out to my aunt for posting THE ONLY valid “phones bad” boomer facebook meme i have ever seen in my life

[virgoassbitch]

Whenever I see memes like these about women:

I think about how this is MEN 25 hours a day 8 days a week:

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

[neetols]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[atheistjack-deactivated20190109]

via  godless.glasses

[entanglingbriars]

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

[redgoldblue]

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years