A Strange Lemon 🍋

I write dumb fanfics (ft. my friends) These fanfics are just for jokes 😓

[adorabowl7]

She Ra

Newfound Love (SeaHawk X Reader)

Role Model (Bow X SeaHawk)

Your Savior Is Here (Swift Wind X Bow)

Shanties at the Beach (SeaHawk X Reader)

Fun time (Scorpia X Entrapta

Happy Birthday Catra!

Levitating and Mischief (Catra X Adora X Reader) 

Catnip Addict (Adora X Reader)

Cheater (Micah X Swift Wind)

The Death of Swift Wind

I’ll Keep You Safe (Yandere!Swift Wind X Reader)

MCU

The Confession (Thanos X Reader)

Sacrifice (Loki X Reader Imagine)

The New Avenger Part 1 (Sebastian Stan/Bucky X Reader)

The New Avenger Part 2 (Sebastian Stan/Bucky X Reader)

The New Avenger Part 3 (Sebastian Stan/Bucky X Reader)

The New Avenger Part 4 (Sebastian Stan/Bucky X Reader)

Long Day At Work Part 1 (Sebastian Stan X Reader)

Long Day At Work Part 2 (Sebastian Stan X Reader)

Long Day At Work Part 3 Finale (Sebastian Stan X Reader)

Long Day At Work Part 4 Spinoff (Sebastian Stan X Reader)

On Set (Tom Hiddleston X Benedict Cumberbatch)

Betrayal (Loki X Reader)

Tied Up (Loki X Reader) *graphic content btw*

Loki X Reader X Thor Oneshot

Sara X Loki (random halal fic)

Mission (Tony Stark X Peter Parker)

Choking at Broadway (Sara X Tom Hiddleston)

I’m STARVING (Cannibal!Tony X Morgan) *JOKE*

Love-Hate Relationship (Thor X Groot)

Dinner Party (GONE WRONG) (Loki X Grandmaster)

Beans with Loki (Loki X Reader Imagine)

Very Strange Ships

The Presidential Candidate’s Revenge (Thanos X Bernie Sanders)

I Am Here Now (Shrek X Loki)

Meeting Room (Kendra Horn X Barack Obama)

Fame and Love (Nyan Cat X Pusheen Cat)

I’m the 2020 President Candidate (Sara X Bernie Sanders)

Dina X Sara (PLATONIC SHIP)

The Quincinera (Voldemort X Raini Rodriguez

Pranks at the Masjid (Yunus X Sara)

Prank Wars Have Begun (Yunus X Sara Part 2)

Not Your Barbie Girl (Thanos X Barbie)

Yaseen X Subway Surfers

Furry Love and Angst (Sara X The Cat in Iran

Escapism (Bertram Winkle X Reader)

Hallway Accidents (Sara X Fahed) 

Arguments in Class (Dina X Ibrafal)

Fine Dining (Barney X Mjolnir)

Cheater ( Steve Harvey X Dr. Phil)

Dina X Everyone in our class

Step-Brothers (Harry Styles X Thanos)

Moving On (Dina X Harlem)

Reunited (Thanos X Gordon Ramsay X Jake Jelly X ur mum’s keys X Reader)

A True Love Story Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

My Loves ( Dina X Michael B. Jordan X Chipotle Beans X Fatty Chicken) 

Soccer Shenanigans (Sara X Mamas)  

This is All Your Fault (Plankton X Karen) 

Accepted (Scarlemagne X Reader)

Stage Freight (Sara X RM)

HighSchool Confessions (Dina X RM)

Living the Dream (Sara X Dina X Salmeh)

The Death of Hoodie42069 

[lavender-lady-lilac]

[adorabowl7]

aha glimmer x reader fluff?

NO

[adorabowl7]

yoooo what about a fluffy glimmer x reader?

how abt a no

[adorabowl7]

salmeh x HEYYYYYYY

"HEY!" Salmeh exclaims. "HEY"

Salmeh was chanting the Arthur theme song with excitement. It was her favorite thing to do after a long day. Some psychologists would call it a de-stressing mechanism. But today was different. She was really feeling the word on her tongue. She was ingesting every syllable. She thought to herself....this has a little hit to it. So she carried on with shouting "HEY". to the point where her parents left the house to request a psychologist to come over and check on her. Salmeh was growing hysterical. "HEY HEY HEY HEY!" Salmeh kept on shouting. This one word was working as a lacosamide drug, which according to my calculations....may cause excessive laughing due to its anxiolytic effect, which has been proven in animal studies. "What a wonderful time today....HEY! DW...." Salmeh whispered before giving into her hysterical manic state and passing away in front of the television playing Arthur........

[literaryvein-reblogs]

words to use instead of ______

"Very"

Mild: clearly, decidedly, distinctly, markedly, considerably, notably, largely, recognizably, especially, indubitably Moderate: especially, surprisingly, substantially, uncommonly, chiefly, incredibly, obviously, unmistakably, considerably, awfully, wonderfully, particularly Bold: profusely, unequivocally, strikingly, astonishingly, exceedingly, absolutely, exceptionally, extremely, unquestionably, vastly, incontestably

"A Lot" (time)

Mild: often, oftentimes, sometime Moderate: frequently, usually, various, generally Bold: regularly, recurrent, persistent

"A Lot" (size)

Mild: many, much, several Moderate: numerous, bountiful, considerable Bold: multitude, profuse, vast

"Big"

Mild: sizable, ample, large, considerable, great, above average, important Moderate: ponderous, significant, crucial, vast, copious, magnificent, substantial Bold: enormous, immense, colossal, extensive, endless, paramount, boundless, prodigious, imposing, gigantic, voluminous, limitless, essential

"Small"

Mild: slight, limited, trivial, minor, light, puny, superficial, undersized, dinky, negligible, faint Moderate: scant, petite, inconsiderable, microscopic, dwarf, unsubstantial, minimum, miniature, tiny Bold: insignificant, minute, meager, infinitesimal, ineffectual, undetectable, inconsequential

"Good"

Mild: acceptable, favorable, agreeable, pleasing, satisfactory, satisfying, super, able, relevant, accomplished, efficient, reliable, ample, useful, profitable, adequate, adept Moderate: great, honorable, admirable, commendable, sound, splendid, superb, valuable, wonderful, worthy, clever, proficient, qualified, apt, skillful, thorough, wholesome Bold: excellent, exceptional, gratifying, marvelous, reputable, stupendous, superior, exemplary, virtuous, expert, solid, advantageous, flawless, extensive, perfect

"Bad"

Mild: cheap, dissatisfactory, faculty, off, mean, wrong, unpleasant, unwell, low, grim, sour, regretful Moderate: careless, defective, inferior, imperfect, deficient, rough, ill-suited, inadequate, unsatisfactory, delinquent, sinful, unruly, wicked, rancid, grave, harsh, terrible, downcast Bold: awful, unacceptable, corrupt, dreadful, putrid, erroneous, detrimental, ruinous, vile, villainous, diseased, adverse, evil

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[jeunn-a]

my man

[sasukesun]

if i cannot be wanted

i will be needed

and if i cannot be needed

let me be used until there’s nothing left of me

[sscarletvenus]

truly a horrible day to be both a gojo and yuta enjoyer... "haven't we been pushing all the burden of becoming a "monster" onto gojo sensei alone? if gojo sensei is gone, then who else will be the "monster"?"

YUTA was there when gojo had to kill his best friend. he knows what the jujutsu society forced his teacher to do, become a "monster" and throw away the very last vestiges of the humanity he had possessed. that's why he tries to kill kenjaku, in his own trying to lessen some of gojo's burden. gojo basically names yuta his successor in shibuya. the fact that he has to use gojo's corpse isn't out of character, it's the TRAGEDY that plagues both of their existence..

this panel isn't just his visceral reaction to gojo's death. it is his slow, horrific, catatonic realisation of his succession as another "monster" and thus what he has to do...

[nkogneatho]

we lost the whole emo band dawg. rip :((

[mittencloud9]

the different types of catchuu. ( or chuunya? )

[coracat]

⌗ ₍ ˆ｡ꞈ｡̂₎ฅ 💬 :: 𝗵𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗈, 𝗍𝗁𝗲𝗿𝖾!! ✧ look some satosugu (the anything but lovers according to historians) matching icons for you! © official anime art.

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[pizzacastella]

Happy Valentines from the JJK boyz!

Planning on making a 2nd batch, who do you guys want to see next?

Feel free to use as matching icons for your Valentines layout but please remember to credit! If you like my stuff please consider donating to my Ko-fi so I can keep making them!

[tlirsgender]

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

[yazzydream]

Gojo not taking care of brats more

[genshinpng]

Paimon's Paintings - Set 30

Thank you to welcometoteyvat for the IDs for some of the emotes!

[iosonomer-blog]

[monkeysaysficus]

Generational trauma

[ashestoashesjc]

hurt people hurt people :/