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❛ Let’s chalk it up to childhood trauma, y'know? I ‘unno, makes it hard for me to deal with this dumb shit. ❜

“i may be able to help you cope with what’s happening or at least offer you some healthy coping mechanisms. would you like to talk about any of it?”

#hybrided

unhealthy coping mechanisms? well now he has to be her new dad.

#;; useless fucking intel (skydisco commentary)#{ASDF BANQUO CHILL}#{honestly tho???}#{anyone: has unhealthy coping mechanisms}#{banquo immediately: eyes emoji}

todrawakiwi

You know what this android’s made of? Husband material.

#|| you are a weapon ; and weapons do not weep || (rk900)

sigrvif-a-deactivated20221110

Conversations I’ve had with my fiancé

a sentence stater meme // feel free to change pronouns && add or change names

“ You’re like a grumpy old man! ” [sips whiskey] “ Yes. ” // [sips whiskey] “ No. ” [GASP] “ You took my socks again! ” “ I don’t bend that way. ” “ I love you Pee-Pee. ” “ You left your narwhal on the table again. ” “ I know you don’t like it when I don’t pay attention to you. ” “ I just POOPED my pants. ” [strange high pitched beeping] “ I was talking to the CAT. ” “ EGGIES FOR BREAKFASTIES! ” “ I love drinking milk from a whiskey glass. So classy. ” [aggressively] “ PO-TA-TO. ” “ I feel like a rugrat. ” “ Where are all my SOCKS?! ” “ Your touch makes me all tingly. ” “ Mother FUCKING pizza rolls! ” “ These are so hot. ” [looks at ____] “ YOU HEAR ME? ” [screams heard from the kitchen] “ but… my BUTT. ” “ Wanna watch River Monsters? I hear he’s gonna find a monster… in a river. Crazy right? ” “ Put that down — put it — PUT IT DOWN. ” “ You’ve been climbing on the furniture again, I see. ” [points nerf gun at ____] “ Take it back! ” “ Legolas is a motherfucker — you can quote me on that. ” [pokes ____’s butt] “ Can I have my crystal back now? ” “ Yo… we’re getting MARRIED. ” “ My lips are so chapped. ” “ I can kiss it better. ” “ AWWW — no really I need chap-stick. ” [crying over dog videos] “ Hold my hand — hold my fucking hand! ” “ That bear is fuuuuuuuuucked up. ” “ STOP. QUOTING. VINES. ” “ I am a BIG fan of staying home and doing nothing. ” “ ____! 2 FOR $4?!?! WE GOTTA GET SOME! ” “ Buffy is such a god tbh. She could slay me and I would thank her. ” “ Did you eat the last ____? ” [nudges] “ You know how much I love you? ” “ You’re my favorite person in the entire world. ” “ Take this! ” [kisses] “ Ha-ha! Got ya! ”

#memes

{i’m gonna attempt to do replies after work or something i just feel??? so tired all the time}

#tbd

“we don’t deserve bailey.”

#;; screaming into the void (commentary)#{banquo vc: i feel gay in this chili's tonight}

goodnight-sweetheart

Get on my level.

#|| you set off a dream in me ; can you hear it echoing || (bailey)#{catch banquo swooning tbh}

magicmonstersandmischief‌:

“That’s good to hear. You deserve some good days.” another twitch of a smile. She seems pretty tired, but she’s trying.

“Anything make it good, or was it an overall feeling?”

He hummed, tilting his head slightly. “Spending time with Bailey on his own good days is very satisfying to me. I like seeing his progress.” Banquo paused briefly. “I won’t pry, but if there is anything you wish to talk about you are welcome to talk to me.”

#magicmonstersandmischief

magicmonstersandmischief‌:

“No. But also no. I’ll be alright.” a smile twitches onto her lips, crossing her arms as she looks up at him.

“How are you?”

Banquo wasn’t entirely satisfied with that answer, but wouldn’t pry if she didn’t want to talk about it. “I’m feeling great, to be honest. It’s been a pretty good day for me.”

#magicmonstersandmischief #{asdf he's my only boy that's chill and happy and i cry}

“are you okay? do you need help?”

#;; it's a free for all (open)#{asdf this is super generic but}#{finger guns}#{here's my boy}

{asdf just a reminder for new followers that i follow back from empathydriven}

#;; now i am the one who is bitch (ooc)

//

#tbd #{tbh I keep thinking about??}#{if banquo were originally human in the paranormal au}#{but he somehow became immortal}#{maybe stumbled upon the fountain of youth or}#{he was a priest bailey corrupted}#{and bailey grew so fond he couldnt bear to lose banquo or damn him to suffer}#{idk tbh}

richieskirsch

Troubled Birds; a sentence meme ( part 1 )

That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

God can’t help you now.

I preen for Satan.

I’m a dirty bird.

I disembowel, it’s what I do.

I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place.

Remembering bitty, lengthy disputes where she came out on top, each all too short.

A meat cleaver, he thought. “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.”

He told me that I would never forget him, as long as the two of us would live. His eyes demanded an answer. I had overcome my desire to laugh.

The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.

My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off.

You’re a whore and that makes me sad.

Fuck your windshield!

I puke in my kids’ mouth.

I had on my prettiest dress and he never even look at it. “For God’s sake!” That’s all I could think of to say.

Foie gras this, motherfucker!

A profound thinker, but I cannot stick my mental landings.

I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left.

I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.

Who do I have to blow for some seed?

He proclaimed his undying fidelity and asked me to do the same. I had to overcome my desire to laugh.

Finally he gathered himself together and spoke. “What the hell?”

She was lovely and charming, almost a saint. She told me she enjoyed laughter and dancing, opera, jazz and getting very, very, very high

Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head.

Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it.

They might have passed a very pleasant evening, had shit not gotten real.

Snacking between meals is the least, but tastiest, of my problems.

I’ve been through hell and come out singing.

Your love has made me a drunk.

I’m addicted to shiny things.

I love you despite the warning signs.

#memes

wow i'm not being a coward rn

banquo was equipped to have sex, as many superiors thought sex would help bailey blow off steam so they wanted banquo to have those features

he has a lot of the programs many of the pleasure androids have in addition to his caretaking programs

before going deviant none of those features were ever used

he is fairly dominant but also very soft. he will give his partner whatever they want but he does like to take the lead. he especially really likes letting his partner not have to worry about anything, he's so willing to take care of them and give them whatever they want.

despite being equipped he likes having his wired played with.

banquo is very talkative and gives a lot of praise

he would gladly worship his partner with no hesitation. he loves praising and worshipping, always more concerned for their enjoyment than his own

he really likes to give oral, going along with pleasing others he just really loves making them feel good.

#headcanon #nsfw

Banquo has appeared! What to do?

>fuck >run away >kill >kiss on the lips

#dash games

{might try to get to things tomorrow, it's been rough these last few days}

#tbd

{too sad to do replies asdf sorry}

#tbd

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