Pizza, Chola, Party, Libra

I'm 26 and I'm a fucking libra

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

[adoreyikes]

♥

Danny hummed as he felt the other queen’s fingers brush through his hair. The friendly touch was warmly welcomed, even more since Danny had pretty much isolated from everyone for a while. With Courtney gone, it was easy to be captured in her endless netflix binge fest and before he even realized he had gone days without talking to anyone in person. Of course he kept up with social media and messages, but personal interaction seemed low on his todo list. That was until his favorite blond stoner showed up with pizza, knowing him all too well. They finished the box in record time and now Danny had invited her to join him in his mindless Netflix marathoning. “Thanks for coming by Perm, I’ve missed you.”

[veryflazedah-deactivated2017021]

Pouting slightly at the mention of Courtney being gone, the blonde sighed and continued to comfortingly stroke through the older’s short hair; “Yeah.. I heard about her leaving. Sucks, right? I’m sorry. I don’t know what I’d do if someone like you or Vi left the hotel. I’d probably leave too, honestly. So i’m glad you’re still here.” Nodding along at the rest of Adore’s explanation, and it being a good one for avoiding the rest of the residents at the hotel seeing as the sleepwalker knew all too much about being caught up in arguments, she gave herself a few beats of silence to think about her own answer before replying - “I’ve been fine, I guess. Happy. At least until recently. I don’t know.. like 90% of the time everything is good and Vi makes me the happiest I’ve ever been and all that sappy bullshit but lately, we’ve just been having a lot of fights. Not even big ones. Just snapping at each other a lot, y’know? Just a rough patch, I guess.”

[adoreyikes]

A sigh slipped through his lips thinking about Courtney being gone. Bianca was too. It felt like everyone was leaving him and he knew it had nothing to do with him but it still felt personal. Danny was always so afraid of people leaving him and this wasn’t helping him work past that. The boy nodded in agreement, “Yeah I don’t plan on going anywhere as long as you’re still here. You’re like the only person I have left, or at least the only person I can really talk to about things, real things.” He said, forcing a smile. He hated feeling so heavy and bothered by this stuff, why should it matter. Danny knew they were only a phone call away, but still it was hard. “I hope things get better. And if you ever need to talk or vent I’m here. I think venting would help, you know, so you don’t take out little frustrations on her. That doesn’t really help a relationship.”

[veryflazedah-deactivated2017021]

❇

Boredom in the hotel generally led to smoke breaks, and smoke breaks were always one of Pearl’s favourite parts of the evening when she had Adore by her side; head resting on the brunette’s shoulder as she blew out another swirl of smoke into the cold night air, the sleepwalker blinked up at the stars and sighed “I wish I actually knew shit about space and all of that stuff so I could at least tell you something interesting.”

[adoreyikes]

Danny pulled the other queen closer, having missed these little nightly smoke break he wanted to really cherish it. “Google some fact, and I’ll even pretend you’re actually smart.” He teased her, nudging her over playfully. He was actually really grateful for the blonde to even want to stargaze with him, no one else ever seemed interested. 

[adoreyikes]

♥

Danny hummed as he felt the other queen’s fingers brush through his hair. The friendly touch was warmly welcomed, even more since Danny had pretty much isolated from everyone for a while. With Courtney gone, it was easy to be captured in her endless netflix binge fest and before he even realized he had gone days without talking to anyone in person. Of course he kept up with social media and messages, but personal interaction seemed low on his todo list. That was until his favorite blond stoner showed up with pizza, knowing him all too well. They finished the box in record time and now Danny had invited her to join him in his mindless Netflix marathoning. “Thanks for coming by Perm, I’ve missed you.”

[veryflazedah-deactivated2017021]

With Violet being preoccupied, Honey having been shipped back off to the other side of the country and the hotel being suspiciously quiet, the blonde had decided that there was no better time to drop in on Adore who’d been MIA recently and have a catch-up; over pizza, of course. Fingers tangling themselves in short tufts of brown hair with a yawn, Pearl smiled down at the other queen despite the fact that he was resting on her chest and unable to see - “I’ve missed you too, boo. I was beginning to think you’d died or something,” the younger teased, “Seriously though, where have you been? This hotel is so dead lately. Everyone is leaving or hiding away or just fighting. Kind of like nothing has changed though.”

[adoreyikes]

Danny figured the blonde would ask about her absence, honestly it was nice seeing that no one else has seemed to have any interest in checking up on him. He just shrugged, not even sure why he kept himself hidden away. “Well I’ve been here, doing this.” He said, gesturing towards his tv. “Yeah, I think Courtney leaving was really hard on me and like you said everyone seems to be fighting and that really kills my good vibes. Plus I don’t want to choose sides and that seems to happen as soon as you even slightly get involved, even as a bystander. So I’ve just been here keeping my peace.” He continued to explain, starting to sift out his reasoning on his own as he talked. Danny then turned to look at the sleepwalker, “How have you been? Happy I hope.” 

[rpstartersforyou]

October/Halloween starters!

۞ Our muses play with an Ouija board! 🌾 Our muses go on a hay ride! ☈ Our muses go through a corn maze! ☠ Our muses watch horror movies! 🔥 Our muses roast marshmallows by a bonfire! 🔼 Our muses go camping! 🍂 Our muses collect leaves and make a scrap book with them! 🏬 Our muses go costume shopping! 🎨 Our muses make their own halloween costumes! 🏰 Our muses go through a haunted house! 🎃 Our muses go pumpkin picking!                              ♡ Our muses pig out on candy! 🍎 Our muses make candy-apples! 👻 Our muse visit a haunted place! ( House, graveyard, ect ) 📖 Our muses tell scary stories! 👀 Our muses play truth or dare! ( Scary related ) 🔪 Our muses carve pumpkins!

[adoreyikes]

♥

Danny hummed as he felt the other queen’s fingers brush through his hair. The friendly touch was warmly welcomed, even more since Danny had pretty much isolated from everyone for a while. With Courtney gone, it was easy to be captured in her endless netflix binge fest and before he even realized he had gone days without talking to anyone in person. Of course he kept up with social media and messages, but personal interaction seemed low on his todo list. That was until his favorite blond stoner showed up with pizza, knowing him all too well. They finished the box in record time and now Danny had invited her to join him in his mindless Netflix marathoning. “Thanks for coming by Perm, I’ve missed you.”

[agirlingrey]

H P . L O V E C R A F T . S E N T E N C E . S T A R T E R S .

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.”

”And the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.”

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”

”The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”

”Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of time.”

”Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.”

”I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.”

”Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent.”

”From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.“ 

“The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination.”

“But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean.”

“Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness." 

“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”

“I have looked upon all the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me.”

“Very few minds are strictly normal, and all religious fanatics are marked with abnormalities of various sorts.”

“ It is a mistake to fancy that horror is associated inextricably with darkness, silence, and solitude.”

[memesfrommenace]

Symbol Meme - Affectionate/Nice Edition

Send a symbol for my muse to respond to your muse….

♥ - Stroking/brushing their hair

♡ - Rubbing their shoulders

❥ - Holding their hand

❤ - Hugging/cuddling them

❄ - Staying close to them to keep warm

☆ - Reading to them

★ - Sitting at their bedside

☾ - Taking a nighttime walk with them

✚ - Bandaging their wound

✕ - Clasping their shoulder

❀ - Giving them a flower/flowers

♞ - Playing a game with them

◆ - Standing up for them

✪ - Defending them in a court/before an authority

♬ - Singing to them

◯ - Rescuing them

❇ - Stargazing with them

♛ - Comforting them

☁ - Washing their face

☼ - Camping with them

✔ - Hiking with them

☄ - Listening to them

✏ - Telling stories with them

⊿ - Coming to visit them

[cardiogcdess]

GREY’S ANATOMY QUOTES STARTERS MASTERLIST

’ I believe if you were dead the world would be a better place. ’

’ You are not my knight in shining whatever. ’

’ I’m not sure we’re worth fighting for. ’

’ I’m gonna eat candy in the dark and pretend I’m home alone. ’

’ Sometimes it’s actually painful to be around you. ’

’ They say if you talk out loud while you look for something, you find it faster. ’

’ This is your love day. ’

’ I’d lose that crazed smile before you start cramping. ’

’ It’s harder to love someone than walk away from them. ’

’ No, I choose me. ’

’ We’re adults, we’re going to fight. ’

’ Everyone said I was ready. You said I would be okay, so I thought I should just do it and get it over with. But I wasn’t ready for…to be… ’

’ I met a puppy once that was half German Shepherd, half teacup Chihuahua. And all I could think was…how did you happen? ’

’ You should go. Cause I’m about to nut punch you. ’

’ Found it. It’s so old, it’s not even in the computer. ’

’ I wasn’t sure what you’d be in the mood for, so I kind of got everything. Champagne, tequila, pinot noir — pick your poison. ’

’ You are not a person who makes promises he doesn’t keep. ’

‘ I only dance it out when something bad’s happened. ’

‘ People aren’t always who you think they are. You learn to see through it. You learn fast. ’

‘ You’re a surgeon, we make mistakes. We need to be forgiven. ’

‘ You don’t teach by shoving someone else’s face in the dirt. That’s just being mean. And small. ’

‘ Did he say anything to you before you killed him? Can you tell me what his last words were. ’

‘ I’m happy and I never thought I would be again. But I am, and that’s all I need. ’

‘ Aw sweetie, this is about me, this isn’t about you. ’

‘ THIS is what feminism looks like, sir. ’

‘ I think you’ll be a good dad. Your babies will be so foul-mouthed and dirty and cute. ’

‘ I am qualified to tell you how to survive. ’

‘ My husband is dead. Yeah, I’m gonna play that card. ’

‘ Why do people constantly feel the need to kill their arteries. ’

‘ Optimism for the win. ’

‘ I told you to keep that baby in. ’

‘ All my orgasms are gonna be self-made, hand-crafted ones. ’

‘ Just because we can live without something, it doesn’t mean we have to. ’

‘ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care, I can take it. ’

‘ I just got here. I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ’

‘ Maybe you’ll get lucky and you’ll snip out the part that makes her kinda bitchy. ’

‘ It’s her song, so get off the stage and let her sing it. ’

‘  I love you in a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. ‘

‘ I’m not good at relationships or talking about stupid feelings. ’

‘ I’m still in love with you. I tried not to be, but it didn’t work. ’

‘ Everyone needs help from time to time. Someone to look out for them. Make sure they’re okay. ’

‘ There comes a point when you have to suck it up and stop whining and start living. ‘

‘ That’s where love exists. In delusional fantasies. ’

‘ Ah, tonight I have things planned that don’t include her screaming your name. ’

‘ I take things personally. I get too emotional. ’

[adore-delano]

Battle of the Seasons | Final Number | Brisbane [03. Juli 2016]

[veryflazedah-deactivated2017021]

Happy birthday bitch! I hope you get bomb dick today. Oh, and I have some birthday blunts for you.

{text}: thanks pizza slut 😉💋{text}: I know I at least have some bomb ass guaranteed tonight, and that’s good enough for me 🎉{text}: come and see me later?

[adoreyikes]

{text} -> yes girl, get that ass! {text} -> of course, let me know whenever you’re free.

[veryflazedah-deactivated2017021]

[text]: how drunk was i last night?

{text}: well.. you turned up at my door at 3am with a half-eaten slice of pizza in one hand and an empty beer bottle in the other, tried to kiss me and then passed out on me completely so.. does that answer your question?{text}: but then again.. that sounds /exactly/ like sober you too 😉

[adoreyikes]

{text}: of course when I finally get out I get shit faced. {text}: shit, you make me sound so classless. {text} although you’re kind of right.

[veryflazedah-deactivated2017021]

{text}: hey, not being classy doesn’t mean you’re not still cute 💋 you were like a little puppy who couldn’t stand properly. {text}: I know I’m kind of right 😉 {text}: you should invite me out next time though, bitch!

[adoreyikes]

{text}: you're probably the only person to see me messy shit faced and still think it's cute. {text}: yeah for once. {text}: I'm sorry it was very last minute. I don't even remember why or how I ended up at the bar. Courtney just kind of dragged me there.

[trickisms-deactivated20180313]

“What about drinks?”

“After the morning and the night I’ve had I’d like to have at least twelve so please, by all means, order as much as you want so I don’t have to drink alone.”

[adoreyikes]

"Oh you know I've already prepared the bartender for how much I'm going to order. Is everything ok with you though?"

[angelicruins-deactivated2022081]

“I think it’s sweet.”

“That Pearl and Violet seem closer now?” She questioned as she took a sip of her ginger ale while she kept her eyes glued to the dancefloor, looking to see if she recognized any familiar faces umungst the dancing bodies.

[adoreyikes]

"Yeah, they seem happier than normal." She said forgetting about Violet and Fame's past. "Do you think..." She began to ask, but stopped herself realizing it wasn't really anyone's business, "never mind."

[veryflazedah-deactivated2017021]

[text]: how drunk was i last night?

{text}: well.. you turned up at my door at 3am with a half-eaten slice of pizza in one hand and an empty beer bottle in the other, tried to kiss me and then passed out on me completely so.. does that answer your question?{text}: but then again.. that sounds /exactly/ like sober you too 😉

[adoreyikes]

{text}: of course when I finally get out I get shit faced. {text}: shit, you make me sound so classless. {text} although you're kind of right.

[promptsareus-blog1]

Text Prompts;

[text]: call or text me back please. i’m getting worried.

[text]: come round to mine and make me ;)

[text]: how drunk was i last night?

[text]: you were so wasted last night!

[text]: why do i have a stop sign in my living room?

[text]: i’m craving pizza… 

[text]: wanna grab lunch and a movie?

[text]: i can’t tonight, tomorrow?

[text]: that cutie is here again. should i talk to them? i won’t know if they like me unless i talk to them… 

[text]: i can literally feel my hair turning grey by the second… save me! PLEASE!

[text]: GUESS WHO HAS A DATE?!

[text]: batman or superman? you know, for science…

[text]: team cap or team iron man? our friendship rests on this…

[text]: any new book recommendations? 

[text]: me. you. a bottle of vodka. my place. now.

[text]: i really need a friend right now

[text]: i can’t believe what i just overheard in the bathroom…

[text]: for the last time, stop fucking texting me

[text]: i’m sorry, who is this?

[text]: fuck off!!

[text]: wanna be my plus one to my exes wedding? and pretend to be in love with me?

[text]: i just wanted to say, i love you and i forgive you

[text]: we need to talk.

[text]: what time you getting home?

[text]: word on the street is you got laid last night. i need all the deets!

[text]: pretty please? with sugar on top!

[text]: you love me really!

[text]: i have never in my life been this angry. i can’t believe this has happened!

[text]: sorry to miss your call, what’s up?

[text]: i got fired! I GOT FUCKING FIRED! :( 

[text]: my boss is giving me the eye…

[text]: pants are optional.

[text]: did you get the thing????

[text]: ??????

[text]: eww… the grossest thing ever just happened… 

[text]: shit shit shit

[text]: asshole, much?

[text]: don’t need to be a dick about it

[text]: wait, what?

[text]: how did you get this number?

[attcntiondefislut]

texts from last night meme

[text] yeah but my nose is so stuffed, if I tried to give him head, i’d suffocate.

[text] hahaha figures. should i spank you? or throw a cow at you?

[text] I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face!

[text] And Mexicans. My burrito likes you.

[text] 3 deer just ran past us. At least I get to see some tail tonight.

[text] Fuck u. You updated twitter and didn’t answer my text. I know you’re alive.

[text] I heard we made out.

[text] I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt.

[text] ah I can’t wait till there’s negative 2 inches between us.

[text] Ps thx for the porn on my phone.

[text] I just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket.

[text] I’m so bored and have no one to sexy text.

[text] Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward.

[text] Why are you such a perv today?

[text] Don’t quote me on that. I’m a walking boner

[text] In the future, we’ll all be gay

[text] I keep trying to leave, but for some reason, I’m staying

[text] Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him, cause he was convinced he could block it.

[text] oh my god. I didn’t know your sister was this good at french kissing.

[text] Sorry, I can’t talk. There’s a heard of nepotisms headed my way.