Awful plot
I was trying to challenge myself by writing short-stories with whatever sentences popped up, and then this one showed up... I found it hilarious.
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Awful plot
I was trying to challenge myself by writing short-stories with whatever sentences popped up, and then this one showed up... I found it hilarious.
Send me this symbol! #21
Send me ( o ) for our muses to break into a neighbors yard in the middle of the night to catch a rare pokèmon on pokemon GO! ( BONUS: You can let them get caught our even arrested! )
RP Starters for kids/kid muses!
( These are starters that can be used with kid muses! This was a request. )
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Rain, Rain: Our muses play in rain puddles together during a light shower!
Go away: One muse hides under the bed from the big storm outside!
Monsters!: One muse is convinced there’s a monster under the bed!
I didn’t do it!: One muse drew/painted all over the walls!
Ready or not!: Our muses play a game of hide-and-seek!
I’m not going!: One muse really doesn’t want to go to school!
But I’m not tired: One muse simply refuses to go to bed!
Excuse me, sir: Our muses go house to house selling chocolate!
Sugar rush: One muse had way too much candy and is now super hyper!
Pretend: Our muses play ‘pretend’ together - costumes and all!
Ouchies: One muse falls down and scrapes up their knee!
Nightmare: One muse wakes up from a scary nightmare!
Uh oh!: One muse gets caught stealing some candy from the store!
Yuck!: One muse refuses to eat their healthy veggies during dinner!
Would you like a glass?: Our muses open a lemon-aid stand!
Time to bake!: Our muses make pie... except, it’s made out of mud.
Play with me! Now.: One muse demands the other plays with them!
I’m fi- achoo!: One muse is sick... but they refuse to stay in bed and rest!
Birthday: One muse throws a a giant birthday party for the other!
Splish splash: One muse teaches the other how to swim!
Read to me: One muse reads the other a bed-time story!
Tag, your it!: Our muses play a fun game of tag!
Oh no...: One muse got lost on their way home from school!
I want it!: One muse throws a tantrum in the store for a toy/item they want!
Draw with me: Our muses finger-paint together!
The mean kid: One muse is being bullied by another student!
Peaceful outing: Our muses go to the park together!
It’s a giraffe!: Our muses go to the zoo! One is scared of some of the animals.
Just a few more minutes: One muse is too obsessed with watching t.v!
Makeover!: One muse insists to give the other a makeover - makeup and all!
A fort for us: Our muses make a blanket/pillow fort together!
Pillows: Our muses have a pillow fight!
Up all night: Our muses have a sleepover with snacks and movies!
Boo-hoo: One muse is having a bad day and keeps crying over everything!
Snip Snip: One muse tries to give themselves a hair-cut... and fails.
I’ll fix it!: One muse breaks something and tries to fix it with glue before someone notices!
Do you want to build a snowman?: One muse wants to play in the snow! However, the other would rather stay inside.
It’s mine!: One muse simply refuses to share any of their things!
Rotten: One muse keeps misbehaving everywhere they go!
Detention: One muse gets in trouble for something at school!
Turtle: One muse is too shy to play with others and stays alone!
Can we keep him?: One muse brings an animal home without permission!
More Symbol Starters!
🎉 Our muses have a vegas wedding!
💎 Our muses accidentally ( or purposely ) steal a valuable object!
🏫 Our muses are high-schoolers!
👶 Our muses meet as children!
💀 Our muses are held hostage!
💤 Our muses fall into a deep sleep and are stuck in the same dream!
🌆 Our muses escape the city to start a new life together!
💋 Our muses appear on the ‘Kiss Cam’ at a sports game!
🎁 Our muses exchange special gifts to each-other!
🛀 Our muses take a bath together!
🎱 Our muses play pool together and make bets!
🎠 Our muses visit the fair!
🎈 Our muses crash a party together!
🐷 Our muses visit a zoo!
🎾 Our muses get into a competitive sports battle
🎤 Our muses do a little karaoke together!
🚀 Our muses try to find another planet to live on because earth is dying!
⚉ Our muses go bowling together!
☣ Our muses play with an Ouija board!
🔍 Our muses try to solve a crime together!
💰 Our muses win the lottery!
🚢 Our muses go on a cruise!
❄ Our muses are stranded outside during a snow storm!
☬ Our muses try to survive a ‘purge’ night together!
⚓ Our muses lost out at sea together!
📖 Our muses are story-book characters!
🎃 Our muses go trick-or-treating... when it’s not Halloween!
🎥 Our muses are movie/t.v show characters!
💥 Our muses are transported to a different world / time!
🔪 Our muses are trapped in a building with a killer!
♖ Our muses live poor lives in the 19th century!
⚒ Our muses build things in wood-shop class together!
🍤 Our muses get curious and visit an ‘adult’ store!
☕ Our muses meet and share a table at a cafe together!
☏ Our muses talk on the phone to each-other in the middle of the night!
⌲ Our muses pass notes during class / work !
✎ Our muses model and draw for each other!
🏰 Our muses in the time of knights, princes, dragons, ect!
🐢 Our muses visit an aquarium !
🌠 Our muses watch the stars together and see a shooting star!
💢 Our muses get into a heated argument about something stupid!
🍻 Our muses go to a bar together!
🍺 Our muses go clubbing together!
💅 Our muses give each-other makeovers!
🔮 Our muses visit a psychic to tell their future!
🎭 Our muses go to a masked ball!
🎮 Our muses play video-games together!
🔦 Our muses are lost in a forest with only a flashlight!
💣 Our muses must escape a building before a bomb goes off!
🎰 Our muses gamble away at a casino!
♥ Our muses meet for the first time!
☞ Our muses in a romance related RP!
✌ Our muses in an action related RP!
☹ Our muses in a drama related RP!
× Our muses in a survival related RP!
¿ Send this symbol for a randomized option!
Send me this symbol! #20
Send me ✉ for your muse to find a letter my muse wrote to yours but never sent out! ( Can be a love/confession letter, or something funny - your choice! )
Send me this symbol! #19
Send me ☆(❁‿❁)☆ for our muses to go star gazing together!
Send me this symbol! #18
Send me (◜௰◝) for a sleepover with my muse!
Send me this symbol! #17
Send me ٩◔‿◔۶ to get in a tickle fight with my muse!
Send me this symbol! #16
Send me \( ̄▽ ̄)/ for a surprise hug from my muse!
NSFW Touch Starters ( Smut )
Pick whether you’d like a touch, kiss, bite, or lick and then generate for where the location will be! (These are all for sexual/smut role plays, so if you’re uncomfortable with that, it might not be for you! )
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1. Fingers
2. Arms
3. Legs
4. Outter thighs
5. Inner thighs
6. Neck
7. Waist
8. Hips
9. Ear / Earlobe
10. Lips
11. Chest
12. Back
13. Rear
14. Chin
15. Jawline
16. Collarbone
17. Shoulder
18. Hands
19. Belly
20. Crotch
NSFW Sentence Starters ( Smut )
( I’m late posting for sexual sunday... but enjoy! These are all for sexual/smut role plays, so if you’re uncomfortable with that, it might not be for you! )
“Hey... Can we try something new?”
“Ah- not there!”
“Is it going to hurt?”
“Wait! I... I’ve never done this before.”
“Just be still and relax...”
“Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”
“Are you serious? Here? Now?”
“Try to keep quiet.. we wouldn’t want to get caught.”
“WOAH- is that going to fit?”
“Ouch- that hurts!”
“Do you like it? I put it on just for you.”
“The rose-petals are a little... much, don’t you think?”
“Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!”
“Kiss me again... Please?”
“I like you this close to me... you’re warm.”
“Er, am I doing this right?”
“I’m not hurting you, am I?”
“You smell so nice...”
“You’re so intoxicating... I can’t help myself.”
“Fine, but... only if we go slow, okay?”
“Did you BITE me?!”
“I... don’t think that’s how it’s done.”
“How do we even use this thing?”
“This position is killing my back.”
“Meh... let’s just watch some Netflix instead.”
“... OH- Did I fall asleep? I’m SO sorry!”
“Forget the bed... let’s do it right here.”
“What if someone sees us?!”
“You... want to go all the way?”
“You make such adorable sounds.”
“Don’t cover your mouth... I like hearing you.”
“Does this feel good?”
“So... you into food-play?”
“Tell me if you want me to stop.”
“Wait, Wait- I’m not ready!”
“Please... don’t stop.”
“Your skin feels so soft.”
“I want my first time to be with you.”
“I don’t like the blindfold... I want to see you!”
“Untie me already- I want to touch you!”
“You taste so sweet...”
“We’ve only got three minutes... let’s do this fast.”
“W- .... Did you come already?”
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!”
“Ah, I feel so embarrassed...”
“S-Stop staring at me like that!”
“So are we going to do this already or what?”
“Stop teasing!”
“Hey... do you think we could switch positions this time?”
“Please. I need you. Now.”
“Wow... you’re easy to rile up.”
“I got a WHOOOOLE collection of toys- let’s try em!”
“Eh, I’m too lazy tonight... let me bottom.”
“HAH- You’re kinda small... it’s cute.”
“You’re bigger than I expected.”
Send me this symbol! #15
Send me (▰˘◡˘▰) for my muse to talk about yours in their sleep. ( or vise versa )
Send me this symbol! #14
Send me ⊙﹏⊙ for my muses reaction to walking into a room where the roof is filled with hundreds of mistletoes - your muse really wants a kiss. ( or vise versa )
Romantic/Fluff Sentence Starters!
“You have something in your hair - let me get it for you.”
“Hm? Oh, sorry. I couldn’t help but stare at you.”
“Um, would it be okay if I held your hand?”
“Shut up and kiss me already.”
“You’re the most important person in my life.”
“Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”
“I’m not much of a chef, but... I really hope you like this.”
“Sorry for calling so late - I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“I need you more than you need me.”
“I want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you... I can’t.”
“The truth is... I love you.”
“You like me more than you like them, right? Right?”
“Be mine. Please.”
“I am who I am because of you.”
“It’s been a long day... let’s take a bath together.”
“Wait, don’t pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.”
“Ah- I adore your laugh.”
“Stop that, it tickles!”
“Ouch, I bit my lip... kiss it better?”
“I don’t want to get up... I’m so warm beside you.”
“You’re so intoxicating to me.”
“Your eyes are amazing... do you know that?”
“You’re just so wonderful.”
“S-Stop looking at me like that! You’re making me blush...”
“Are you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.”
“You, Me, Order In, Netflix... waddya say?”
“I want to be more than just friends with you.”
“Fuck it - do you wanna get married?”
“Your smile is beyond gorgeous... please, keep doing it.”
“Whenever we’re together, I feel at home.”
“Will you say you love me? Pleeease?”
“Wait, don’t go! Can’t you stay the night?”
“Wow - you look... amazing.”
“*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?”
“I’m not jealous! It’s just... you’re mine!”
“I want to go on a date! I demand it!”
“We just met, this is crazy, I’m referencing a song... but call me maybe?”
“What? No! I wasn’t staring... I-I was looking at something behind you!”
“Do you want some? Here, open your mouth... I’ll feed you some!”
“It’s been a long day... here, let me give you a massage.”
“Is it alright if I call you princess?”
“It’s not like I like you or anything! ... Okay, well- maybe I do.”
“I think your perfect. Even with your flaws, you’re nothing but perfect.”
“That was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?”
“What? No. I wasn't aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.”
Send me this symbol! #13
Send me (•⊙ ○ ⊙•) for my muse to accidentally walk in on yours naked / getting out of the shower!
Send me this symbol! #12
Send me (≧◡≦) for a cheesy / funny joke from my muse!
Send me this symbol! #11
Send me (⊙‿⊙✿) for my muse to knock on your muses window in the middle of the night ( or vise versa) !