Adorkable Gaybies

(They/Them) Adorably Dorky Gay Babies. also Fan-fiction.

[adorkablegaybies]

I can't right now, I'm too busy being queer on main.

Me: a queer person at the laundromat on main st, having to say no to family and friends during pride month.

[adorkablegaybies]

Me in my late 30s, showing off my shitty minecraft village: "...and this is our main road, so of course it's called fuck you avenue. Why? Because fuck you if you think I'm lame enough to call it Main Street like some nerd. And over here is Zombert, our resident golem bait for the town iron farm..."

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Tree26

A Tree and Phone poles outside work... there are multiple versions but this is my favorite.

[adorkablegaybies]

I decided to add the other versions as well... please. Pick your favorites!

I know it doesn't LOOK much different, but I promise they are. You just need 4 cones to see the difference.

[adorkablegaybies]

Tree26

A Tree and Phone poles outside work... there are multiple versions but this is my favorite.

[stealingpotatoes]

rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[adorkablegaybies]

people who post videos of themselves building survival shelters and cabins and stuff out in the woods are just the real life version equivalent of minecraft YouTubers.

[adorkablegaybies]

WHY does second-hand embarrassment have to exist? What good is it for me to flail wildly and nope out of the room every time something remotely embarrassing happens in my favorite visual media? Why must I throw my phone across the room at the cheesiest dialogue in my smuttiest fanfiction? Who invented this feeling, and why must you torment me so?

[forest-creaturre]

‘Hindsight’ by BigFigNewton spoilers

“Mira felt a bit like she was adrift within the Honmoon’s overwhelming flood worming through her veins, and she was so, so tired. Still, her girls needed her right now. Mira steadied herself to stand, but her hand skidded out from under her. It took a second to realize she had slipped in her own blood. Oh. That probably wasn’t good. She tried again.

Mira managed to rise halfway when a shockwave drove her to back her knees. It rumbled through her, less feeling than noise. Mira’s body vibrated with the force, and she was pretty sure her insides liquified. An instinctive terror, deep and primal, gripped her neck in an icy chokehold. She couldn’t breathe. She was going to die. She had never been more certain of anything in her life. She was going to die holy fuck she was gonna die–

It sounded like the world was falling apart, and Mira felt every second of it reverberate in her fucking bones.” —Hindsight, Ch. 7: Stakes on a Train

Also putting this without the lil faceless demons and smoke here because teeth and claws UwU

I truly cannot express enough how much I love this fic and how much of a reprieve in the (wonderful) angst it is. The characterization of the girls and everyone around them is just so amazing to read and Mira the absolute idiot lovergirl that you are and everyone should read this fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[adorkablegaybies]

Amazing art for one of my favorite KPDH fanfics of all time! Mwah! Chef's kiss. Must read. 10/10 do recommend. Please give love to both amazing artists.

[adorkablegaybies]

you ever sleep so hard you miss an entire calendar day? I accidentally skipped Tuesday in its entirety this week. I feel well rested but conflicted about it at the same time.

[adorkablegaybies]

I Unsuspectingly put my finger in a rotten apple at the grocery store today.

2/10.

Not recommended.

[adorkablegaybies]

My Car is trolling me.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[natmasthestinkylizardliker]

I'm losing my fucking mind, what a banger, put some dirty bass on that and it would hit the gay party scene like a third plane

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Autism and Socks

Neurodivergent Lou

[gdfalksen]

Yes

[adorkablegaybies]

I cackled so hard when I saw this image

[adorkablegaybies]

Is the "Devil" a RIGHT-WING Christian?

Sorry for the following lengthy thoughts, but I was showering and ended up thinking about the Bishop who asked Trump to have mercy, and that one guy who apparently Tweeted "Do not commit the sin of empathy" in response to her asking for MERCY. And then I thought to myself "Whatever happened to Do unto others as you would do unto me? Wasn't that something Jesus said?"

I was pretty sure that isn't right so like anyone with a brain might, I went looking to see if I was remembering it right or not. Now, I am not a religious adult, though I went to Church and Sunday school the same as any other Southern Child, but unlike most children I was raised equally with Baptist, Catholic, and Protestant church services before I was 10 years old. All because Dad was looking for a place he could belong.

I, of course, absolutely hated going to church every week because I already knew everything that my 7 year old self needed to about being a good person. Something which was consistently preached at me no matter the church, that made absolutely perfect sense in my tiny autistic mind.

Matthew 7:12 “In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you, for this is the Law and the Prophets."

AKA: Do unto others as you would do unto yourself. Treat others as you want to be treated. Always.

"Okay, I can do that. Being a good person is super easy." I internalized that one thing religion taught me and try to live my life by it to this day because it is just plain old good advice for life.

So why is it that today's "Christian's" can't do the same?

I'll tell you my theory in their own terms. The Devil has at some earlier point in history infiltrated and corrupted parts of the church and led them all astray from God's true word and into sin disguised as faith. Think about it.

In more realist terms it's probably because greedy men took a good thing and perverted it for their own gain, how else does a religion that teaches tolerance and humility at its very core end up screeching hate from the top of their lungs in such masses. That's not very Jesus of them.

I don't hate religion, or those who want to believe in God, but I do intensely dislike those who have the gall to preach hate and use their religion as the reason to do so.

Bitches.

TLDR; Christian's, WTF happened to Treating others as you wish to be treated? Did the Devil corrupt you? Sincerely, I think you might have been scammed.

[tboyinashed]

[thebreakfastgenie]

I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

[sprinkledsalt]

My mom was telling me about this YouTube video she watched (I can't remember the name, sorry) where the person shared a screenshot of some MAGA voter from Florida asking for help, because his wife had been hired for a nursing job with the VA in Texas, so they sold their house and were preparing to move. But they rescinded her job offer after Trump's executive order. The post from the guy was basically like "I already contacted Senator Ted Cruz's office, and they said they couldn't do anything about this. Please help me get this story to President Trump, we love him! We voted for him 3 times! And we know this was just a mistake and he'd help us!"

Just.................a part of me laughs, and another part of me thinks about how cult followers genuinely believe that the cult leader cares about them

[kalessinsdaughter]

This is the part about believing in universal human rights that can be a bit difficult: they're universal, and should never be denied anyone, no matter who they are or what they have done.

You can be – you should be – furious with people who voted for Trump, for wilfully trying to sabotage those rights and make them conditional, a privilege for the "deserving", a privilege they can deny the "wrong" kind of people.

And when the MAGA crowd are hit by the consequences of their actions, and denied basic human rights because it turns out their Great Leader doesn't actually include his followers among the privileged, it's tempting to say that they deserve to be denied those rights, because that's what they wanted to do to others.

But if you do that, you don't truly believe that those rights should be universal; you just have a different idea than the MAGA crowd about who should be included among the privileged.

You can still tell the MAGA who's crying that the leopards ate their face that you're angry with them for letting the face-eating leopards loose. But you shouldn't be fine with their face being eaten.

[delvinanaris]

The key here, IMO, is the distinction between your emotional reaction to hearing about it and how you consciously believe people should be treated.

Having a positive emotional reaction, enjoying the schadenfreude or whatever, doesn’t mean you’re bad and isn’t something you need to suppress. You just need to also be able to say, “but that shouldn’t happen, not to them, not to anyone.”

[thebreakfastgenie]

This is a good articulation! I'm going to reblog this addition because I think it might be helpful for some people who are sorting out their feelings to see this stated so plainly!