LMAO this is so funny ♡♡
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LMAO this is so funny ♡♡
gatinho
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Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws
telepathically asking people to send me money
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!
It safe here :3
this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss
date idea: you talk to me about your favorite things and i listen intently because hearing you get excited is just so cute
PSA: Please teach your partner how to choke properly if you’re into that kind of thing.
The point of choking is not to crush the oesophagus, but rather to put light pressure on the carotid arteries to stop oxygen circulation to the brain. So tops, please create a V shape with your hands, which allows the fleshy part of the palm to rest against the oesophagus without causing any obstruction to the windpipe, and press down on the arteries. It’s not about stopping your bottom from breathing completely, but making them lightheaded.
This is very, very important!
Also, please don’t attempt any choking whilst under the influence because your better judgement may be impaired and you can cause some serious damage.
Choking is serious business, if you’re going to engage in it, please be sure to practise it properly and in a safe manner!
Important read.
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Custa?
Special treat to my favorite mutuals. Hope you enjoy! 😘
creampie kinks are dangerous but so fun 🥺
Pior que é
I love my wife so much.
Quando ela manda seminudes pra mim 🥺🥺🥺
You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?
Gin and clawnic
This is the future the Flintstones wanted for us.
*lobster voice* it’s a livin’
having a tumblr crush is just another form of brain rot
Yep