Dream

Live today, die tomorrow

[coco-does-uni]

My new semester began this week and I'm going to miss discovering cute cottages along the coast but alas I'm excited to get back to work too.

Anyone else feel like the summer went by too fast?

[coco-does-uni]

Finally, we're allowed to use the university library!

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[vodkassassin]

man and you were only six hours old

[skygenders]

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

[skygenders]

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

[skygenders]

LMAO

[skygenders]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[specialstarfish]

free soup

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[fleurjardin]

[justakandigirl-deactivated20210]

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[melonbottle]

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

[chucktaylorupset]

we make a lot of jokes at the expense of furries on this site but let me be clear, if there were a couple of furries on the sonic design team we wouldn’t be in this mess

[chucktaylorupset]

Bringing this back for the cats trailer

[ruffboi-mags]

just one furry. just ONE FURRY could’ve prevented this monstrosity…

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[6xthsense]

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

[charlesoberonn]

Some people are so woke all the time, they’re politically sleep-deprived.

[skrytch]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better description of Tumblr Political Discourse in my life.

[charlesoberonn]

To give an example: Woke is being aware of how power structures and political interests in the past and present affect our discourse and the way we view art.

Sleep deprived is saying something like this

[charlesoberonn]

Woke is being aware of the flaws, limitations, corruption, lies, and vested interests in the pharmaceutical industry and knowing that they don’t exist directly to benefit us but to make money.

Sleep deprived is believing Big Pharma is trying to poison the world with toxic vaccines that cause autism.

[cure-yell-liker]

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[van-dyne]

Interviewer: Why do you think Spider-Man is such an important part of the MCU, because there may be be a little divorce happening.

Jeff Goldblum: ???

[ruinedchildhood]