lioness

for as long as space endures, and for as long as living beings remain, until then may I, too, abide to dispel the misery of the world. icon by Chunlo.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[cypherdrgon]

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[nonbinary-reminder]

Can we stop insisting a nonbinary character must be strictly transmasc or transfem? Especially if they have expressed zero interest in a masculine or feminine identity? For fuck’s sake.

[shouts-into-the-void]

This also applies to real people. Not every nonbinary person is transmasc or transfem. The gender binary not strictly applying is sort of...in the name.

[homunculus-argument]

Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)

Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.

Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.

Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.

Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.

Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.

Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.

Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.

Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.

Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?

Theology - what the fuck did you even do?

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[chernozemm]

Grace Rocky save stars. Grace Rocky explore each other's bodies for science.

[lilnugzart]

I’m not sure if this has been done yet but these Eridian welcoming committee jokes have had me cackling and I wanted to try my hand at one. Thanks @justcakethanks for the template and the brilliant idea!

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 2 days 49 minutes

Rebagel for science pls.

[dduane]

[faroffsong]

piebald creatures my beloveds.

[sweetcardamom]

Pied Beauty

by Gerard Manley Hopkins

Glory be to God for dappled things –

For skies of couple-colour as a brinded cow;

For rose-moles all in stipple upon trout that swim;

Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls; finches’ wings;

Landscape plotted and pieced – fold, fallow, and plough;

And áll trádes, their gear and tackle and trim.

All things counter, original, spare, strange;

Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?)

With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;

He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change:

Praise him.

[musewrangler]

I ADORE this poem. Hopkins does word magic right before our eyes—-just flexes and goes—watch me weave this poem in all its glorious descriptive rhythm in two stanzas. You’re welcome.

[jareckiworld]

Min Jung-Yeon — Pull Up, Push Me (acrylic on canvas, 2009)

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence