King of Hell

                        The K i n g has fallen.                         Long live the q u e e n.            ❝Hello darling, it's been a while..❞    { indie rp for Crowley.    caught up with season 9.    multiship    multiverse.    18+    #adregemcecidit.}

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                                “Good. Tough with the salt.                                        Guess that’s what they call karma.”

❝-- Ha, bloody, ha, Winchester.❞

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"Cas? You’re talkin’ about Cas, right?                                You better not be spewin’ bullshit.”

❝Do you have any other angel friends?                I've heard through the demon line --

He's in a lot of trouble with the big man upstairs.❞

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               “M’sure you do. Keep that excitement decent.

                                                   No.                                            Here’s the thing —                … You are the one who dragged me into your tiny red crusade. Y'played me, you knew exactly what was goin’ on and never said a word about it.

                                So, how about you quit bitchin’ and do some actual work for once? There are five oceans out there. There are seas, there are lakes and there are rivers. I don’t care how impossible it is — if you don’t try, I’m out and good luck. Given how you’ll need me to stake the bitch, guess that’s gonna be a bit tough on your part.”

               ❝How about this for a deal, Winchester --

 You get out there, and you search the lakes and rivers, and I will continue the search in the ocean's. Which, by the way -- have salt water rippling in them.

            So would you like to tell me how I'm not doing my job?

                         Go on, I dare you.❞

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"—— News? What kinda news?”                           

❝Angel boy is in big, big trouble.❞

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"No. You can forget that."

❝You boys are no fun -- I've some interesting news.❞

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"Why are you here, Crowley?"

❝Can't one simply drop by for a chat?❞

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"Bite me."

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❝Flirting won't get you anywhere, Squirrel.❞

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"Care to leave me alone for five freakin’ minutes, dickbag?”

❝You better watch that tongue of yours, Winchester -- or I might just rip it out.❞

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❝-- Care to make a deal?❞

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❝Most see it as bad luck, if you will.❞

❝Come now. I must have done something truly terrible for a personal visit.❞

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"Oh you scared me." Amy gasped, placing her hand on her chest. "I thought you were goin’ ta be an alien or some sort." She eyed the man and had to think for a moment, completely ignoring the compliment. "And what is that?"

❝Oh no, no, no. I'm something much, much better.❞ The lie came out plain and simple, and there was no way to tell that he was lying. After all, the King of Hell had plenty of years to practice. ❝Is there something you would just love to have in your life? Something that you miss. Or perhaps it's a some-one. Because I can give you that.❞

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Hello. My name is Amelia Pond, and I am officially lost.

"Hello?" Amy called, turning around and scanning the dark room. She had sworn she heard a creaking noise coming from behind her. "Is someone there?"

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❝My my --❞ cooed the King of Hell, hands placed in one another, pressing against his lower back as he walked towards the female, eye glistening with mischief. ❝-- Aren't you a beauty?❞ A smirk appeared across the King's lips as he spoke with a soft lull. ❝Let me ask you a question.❞

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            “Are we back to a full-name basis now? What happened to the friendship bracelets?                         The better question here is why are you here, sittin’ on your ass instead of turnin’ that damn ocean upside down?”

            ❝I just love it when you get angry with me, Winchester.    The bracelets? Oh, them. They were far too nicey nice for me.

                I have turned the ocean upside down, with no luck to come of it.        Would you like to throw yourself into a ocean, looking for something that isn't there?❞

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❝Moose. How nice of you to come and see your dear old friend.❞

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            “Say that again and you’ll wish you’d saved your breath —

                                                                                              — it’ll be your last.”

               ❝Promises, promises, Winchester.

       Now, let's get down to business, shall we? Clearly you're not just here to chit chat, so the main question that remains is -- why are you here?❞

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❝Dean Winchester. To what do I owe the absolute pleasure?❞