all dressed up & naked.

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puckmanhq·:

I almost fucked a dude up today. He’s lucky as fuck I can’t afford the shit storm of knocking his damn teeth out. Jackass said I was unfuckable, when I’m the most fuckable, that’s like half my damn brand. I mean legit, who here wouldn’t smash?

Why am I not surprised by this whole post?

[adrianahq]

calliehq·:

yo, okay so I thought I’d posted this already before i left for the beach last week, but maybe that was the mandela effect or whatever. so hi, i’m back home again and to anyone i hadn’t hung out with before i left for my beach tour, i’m callie, i’m a beach rat, former olympic hopeful, currently hopeless at #adulting and trying to make content on this platform that for some reason hasn’t fired me yet.

i’m currently trying to figure out how people make those good looking smoothies at home when the thing i just made looks like something that came out of a baby - and i’m not sure which end. anyways, hope you’re all having a killer week so far - if anyone wants to hit the water with me today, hit me up!

You know what? I need to go to the beach more often, and you are the perfect reminder of that. Like.. I live in Los Angeles. Why the hell don’t I go to the beach more often? I’m Adri, and I’m also hopeless at #adulting.

I make smoothies literally every single day, so.. If you want some tips and tricks.. I possibly have a video for that on my page?

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luciaberry‌:

Do you ever have one of those days where you just need to take the day off and have a me-day? Today is my me-day. Jo’s happily having an unexpected day with Dad, and I’m just lounging by the pool trying to settle my thoughts. Nothing’s wrong at all, I just needed to be alone and enjoy my own presence. Is that strange? How do you spend your me-time?

You know what.. I have a me-day more often than I should, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. One of my favorite things about my me-day is bath bombs, face masks and ice-cream.

[adrianahq]

gail-hq·:

what is the appeal of storming area 51?? i don’t get it. like is there gold?? what are they going to do with what they found?? sometimes transparency is bad for public morale. and i don’t understand how something call the naruto run factors into all this.

Aliens, Gail. Aliens.

[adrianahq]

spencer-hq·:

Live. Action. Remakes. I’ve watched a few in theaters already — Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and now The Lion King. Sure, people feel strongly about them one way or the other, but I’m curious as to what you guys think. Yay or nay when it comes to live action remakes? And what would you love (or hate!) to see remade? As for me, I watched the Cats trailer and now wish any live action… anything would cease to exist. 

Here’s my opinion on live action remakes: let people enjoy things. If you’re that upset about a remake, watch your favorite animated movie and shut your damn mouth. 

[adrianahq]

staceyevs·:

It’s a stay in bed kinda Saturday. I know I should do some sort of work, I should make phone calls, I should go out and grab breakfast or sunbathe out by the pool, you know, be a human being…but my bed would miss me, wouldn’t it? Anyway, I hope y’all have some grand plans for this weekend. Mine include Queer Eye and - you guessed it - mini powdered donuts!!

Okay, I’ve never seen Queer Eye, and I need to know if it’s worth it to watch? Like... What is it about? People just talk about crying whenever they mention the show, and seeing as I watch enough Hallmark movies.. I don’t know if I need to cry even more.

[adrianahq]

smythehq‌:

I’m at the end of my work week and getting ready to head home and prepare for a great night. Hypothetically speaking if you were having your second first date, what would you want for dinner? Any suggestions while I aimlessly wander the aisles at the grocery store would be appreciated.

And on that note, why are grocery stores set up like a lobster trap? It’s like once you get in you have to go through every inch of the store before you can find the exit, what in the hell is up with that? Is some sick mastermind behind the design of grocery stores? Am I a subject in an experiment? Because I feel like a rat chasing the cheese or something when I’m in here….sometimes literally.

Honestly, for me, I would cook some traditional Brazilian dishes. That’s always what my mom’s advice is. Feijoada is my favorite, but you’d need me around if you didn’t want to botch that recipe up. Honestly, something simple... Oh, yeah. Definitely go with a pasta dish and some salad. You can never go wrong with that, really.

I feel like I’ve never really had this problem in a grocery store, so uh.. My best advice would be to look for the exit signs?

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► adriana’s twitter profile.

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► HEADCANON 001; I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE.

adriana was lucky enough to be blessed with two parents who loved each other very much. they constantly would shower one another in affection, making sure that adriana had a healthy outlook on the world and her possible relationships. she grew up believing that she was a princess, wanting so badly to be saved by her prince (or another princess, she soon learnt). when she was in middle school, she watched hallmark movies and eat popcorn on her weekend nights.

when it came to her first relationship, adriana threw herself in 100%. it seemed as if her boyfriend didn’t feel the same, and let her know that he cheated on her nine months after being together. it was then that adriana came to the conclusion that maybe her parents were the only lucky ones. instead of craving love, adriana found herself exploring her sexual identity.

while adriana hopes and believes that a love exist, she has this idea in her head that people would rather have sex with her than get to know her. and lately, that’s been true for her. while she loves sleeping around and being a free spirit, she’s also looking to fall in love.

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► posted july 21st, 2019.

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► meet the influencer

full name. adriana faith santos.

date of birth. june 29, 1994. (25)

gender identity. cisfemale.

preferred pronouns. she/her.

orientations. bisexual/biromantic.

hometown. brooklyn, new york.

face claim. camila mendes.

► family background

family name. santos.

open to expansion? no. one spot.

parent 1. daniel santos.

parent 2. ana maria santos.

siblings. n/a

children. n/a.

pets. chocolate lab named harley.

other family members of significance. n/a.

► personality traits

positive traits. charming, earnest, enthusiastic, independent, practical.

negative traits. complex, intense, skeptical, distracted, grim.

► influencer stats

handle. adrisantos. 

# of posts. 947. 

# of followers. 4.5M. 

► occupation & influencer

what type of content do they create. beauty/fashion. music. news/politics.

when did they join the influencer team? october 2017.

please create a short character about blurb. adriana santos started off her youtube in early 2015, posting covers of her favorite songs. while she didn’t gain much traction, there were a few regulars that seemed to keep coming back. after years of trying, adriana found her groove and her following grew tremendously. she does a range of videos: make up looks, how-to, gaming, reviewing movies, discussing politics, #storytime -- you name it. adriana is known for her all-black wardrobe, love of true crime and horror movies.