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MUSE FACES. respost, don’t reblog.
tagged by : i stole it. how sneaky. tagging : steal it and tag me so i can see.
✧ a face your muse makes when happy :
✧ a face your muse makes when sad :
✧ a face your muse makes when they see something they want :
✧ a face your muse makes when their berserk button is pushed :
✧ a face your muse makes when they see someone they dislike :
✰ — — * THE OFFICE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ plan a was marrying you a long, long time ago. pretty much the day i met you. ’ ‘ you have no idea what your friendship means to me. ’ ‘ would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me. ’ ‘ when you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are gonna be right about that. ’ ‘ not ‘enough’ for me? you are… everything. ’ ‘ now that i have your attention… MONEY! ’ ‘ what is a two-way petting zoo? ’ ‘ welcome to hotel hell. check-in time is now, checkout time is never. ’ ‘ i shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like beat him up for me. you should just do it. ’ ‘ i feel god in this chili’s tonight. ’ ‘ don’t fall in love with me, kid. ’ ‘ what exactly is my responsibility here? to comfort insecure heterosexual men? that can’t possibly fall on me. ’ ‘ who is justice beaver? ’ ‘ so i received my first valentine from a secret admirer. roses are red, violets are blue… it’s time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too… ’ ‘ that’s what she said! ’ ‘ i’m running away from my responsibilities. and it feels so good. ’ ‘ doesn’t matter because i’m going to take a nap. ’ ‘ i’m an adult. i don’t have to think or do anything! ’ ‘ i’m dead inside. ’ ‘ i’m such a stupid idiot. nobody likes me. ’ ‘ i understand… nothing. ’ ‘ no, god, please, no. no! no! noooo! ’ ‘ i’m not superstitious, but i am a little stitious. ’ ‘ no, i’m not gonna cry over it. i did that in the car on the way over here. ’ ‘ yeah, i have a lot of questions. number one: how dare you? ’ ‘ if you break that girls heart, i will kill you. it’s just a figure of speech… but seriously, if you break that girls heart, i will literally kill you and your entire family. ’ ‘ occasionally i’ll hit someone with my car. so sue me. ’ ‘ i think even then i knew i was waiting for my wife. ’ ‘ there’s too many people on this earth. we need a new plague. ’ ‘ just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave. ’ ‘ don’t. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ you ignorant slut! ’ ‘ i really should have a tweeter account. ’ ‘ i am beyoncé. always. ’ ‘ sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way. ’ ‘ identity theft is not a joke! millions of families suffer every year! ’ ‘ well, well, well, how the turntables… ’ ‘ blink once if you want me to pull the plug. ’ ‘ you’re paying way too much for your worms, man. who’s your worm guy? ’ ‘ you don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis. ’ ‘ well, happy birthday, jesus. sorry your party’s so lame. ’ ‘ you wanna hear a lie? i… think you’re great. you’re my best friend. ’ ‘ webster’s dictionary defines wedding as: the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. ’ ‘ st. patricks day is the closest thing the irish have to christmas. ’ ‘ and i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, i had no idea what to do. ’ ‘ where are the turtles?! ’ ‘ i have cause. it’s be-cause i hate him. ’ ‘ i’m an early bird and i’m a night owl. so i’m wise and i have worms. ’ ‘ you know what they say, ‘fool me twice, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.’ ’ ‘ i don’t talk trash, i talk smack. they’re totally different. ’ ‘ i’m hot, you’re hot. let’s get poppin’. ’ ‘ do you think that doing alcohol is cool? ’ ‘ i have very little patience for stupidity. ’ ‘ hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. cause of your butt. ’ ‘ sometimes i feel like everyone i work with is an idiot. and by sometimes, i mean all times. all the time. every of the time. ’ ‘ i love catching people in the act. that’s why i always whip open doors. ’ ‘ presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. it’s like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘hey man, i love you this man dollars-worth.’ ’ ‘ wow, it’s a little early for ice cream, don’t you think? ’ ‘ well, just tell him to call me as asap as possible. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. that’s why it’s called a joke. ’ ‘ i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. ’ ‘ all i know is that every time i’ve been faced with a tough decision, there’s only one thing that outweighs every other concern. one thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew. every instinct, every rational decision… love. ’ ‘ no matter what happens, you’ve got to forget about all the other stuff. you’ve got to forget about logic and fear and doubt. you’ve just gotta do everything you can to get to the one person who is going to make all this worth it. at the end of the day, you gotta jump. ’ ‘ i talk a lot, so i’ve learned to just tune myself out. ’ ‘ are you trying to hurt my feelings? because if so, you are succeeding. fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal person. ’ ‘ it’s britney, bitch. ’ ‘ i didn’t say it, i declared it. ’ ‘ i know a few things about love. horrible, terrible, awful… awful things. ’ ‘ society doesn’t care. society sucks. i don’t even consider myself a part of society. ’ ‘ i don’t care what they say about me. i just want to eat. ’ ‘ well, i just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us. ’ ‘ i’m boring myself just talking about this. ’ ‘ i don’t care what he says, this is not the real ben franklin. ’ ‘ he put my stuff in jell-o again. ’ ‘ i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ’ ‘ if you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ’ ‘ sorry i annoyed you with my friendship. ’ ‘ why are you the way that you are? ’ ‘ the doctor said if i can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, i’m going to die… i’m going to die. ’ ‘ i am single now. what we have here is the ultimate smackdown between me and the crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. ’ ‘ whenever i’m about to do something, i think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, i do not do that thing. ’ ‘ i should have burned the place down when i had the chance. ’ ‘ come on, guys. early worm gets the worm. ’ ‘ oh my god! okay, it’s happening! everybody stay calm! everybody stay calm! stay fucking calm! ’
arrcwhead.
A demonstration?
YES, a demonstration.
And that energetic little bender moments before struck DUMB by the properties of a craft unlike any he’d ever seen was thus capable of burying every last piece of his puzzlement; he was more than happy to OBLIGE. The… apparently SOLAR-POWERED means of flight would be addressed again later. For now, he was sticking with what he could understand, and if that meant physically displaying what his words meant? Well, what a lucky day to have INVITATION to show it.
“Airbending,” he confirmed at the other’s question. Unhelpfully so; it didn’t even occur to him that this boy was generally bewildered by bending in itself. But, nevertheless, he gave him seldom a second to reiterate his confusion. “It’s like this. Check it out.”
A boost of wind at his heels, a flick of his wrist, and Aang shot up into the air, glider held within one hand to steer him upwards to a desirable altitude. Only upon reaching it did he alter his position, taking command of the gentle breeze to keep him safely above ground while he grasped at the topmost bar of what ensured the wings stay FANNED out. He teetered once before finding balance, then peered down with that all too CHEEKY grin of his.
“I bend the air around me to steer and glide higher or lower. It’s an old technique, but all airbenders know it!” Well, knew it, but he didn’t find himself troubled by the thought. No, too eager to PLEASE, Aang emphasized his point by performing a miniature loop, that which he utilized to guide him back down to where his newest friend waited.
A graceful land. A twirl of his staff upon retracting the wings again. And he faced the other with a–dare he say–PROUD hand perched on his hip. “See?”
JIM APPROACHES THE SPECTACLE with an amalgamation of astonishment and bemusement . the way in which the boy shot up in the air was clearly no feat of conventional science — it was almost as if he could manipulate the air itself. Jim had never seen anything like it. who was this boy, and how was he doing this ? and judging by his words, there were even more people capable of ‘ bending ’ the air around them to achieve flight. Jim had never heard of such a thing; the closest he ever heard of was magic, wizardry, sorcery, etcætera, and even THOSE were only found in the fairy tales and fables perused in younger bygone days. many, many questions flash in his mind, but one thought shined above the rest. the desire to see which aircraft could best the other in speed. what better way to simultaneously acquaint himself with the foreign mechanics of the boys glider and attempt to satisfy his nigh-insatiable need for adrenaline ? one man’s magic is another man’s engineering. oddities in one universe become commonplace occurrences in another. it was all a matter of perspective and perception. BUT WHICH WAS FASTER ? the daredevil in Jim is all too curious to find out.
Jim greets aang’s cheeky grin with a smirk of his own , an eager hand gripping the handle of his solar surfer , the inwoven solar cells on its sailcloth glistening with the power surging through it. ❛ Wanna race ? ❜
woah . its been a bit , hasn’t it ? just to notify you all, i have started college and my classes have been keeping me busy – meaning that im officially on a semi-hiatus . of course , this simply means i wont be quite as active as i’d like to be , but i’ll definitely be popping in from time to time to reply to things and all that ( and for the people who i owe replies to , those are in my drafts ) . i greatly appreciate your patience in this time !
Charles Temple Dix (1838-1873) “Flying Dutchman” Oil on canvas
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port and is doomed to sail the oceans forever. The myth is likely to have originated from 17th century nautical folklore, with the oldest extant version being dated to the late 18th century. Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed by another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, or to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom.
What’s it like to have a good father
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Ferdynand Ruszczyc: Nec Mergitur (1905 - Latin for something like ‘it doesn’t sink’)
we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard
Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker
woah . its been a bit , hasn’t it ? just to notify you all, i have started college and my classes have been keeping me busy – meaning that im officially on a semi-hiatus . of course , this simply means i wont be quite as active as i’d like to be , but i’ll definitely be popping in from time to time to reply to things and all that ( and for the people who i owe replies to , those are in my drafts ) . i greatly appreciate your patience in this time !
africansouljah:
i’m smart but i do dumb shit anyway
Harry Clarke - Illustration for Manuscript Found in a Bottle - 1923
Canis major. “Sirius, the brightest star in the heavens, is in this constellation.” Trees, stars and birds. 1919.
HOW ADORABLE ARE YOU ?
well of course .
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Gives him a surprise hug then runs away
JIM HAD BEEN HUGGLED . embraced . squeezed . ( ? )no matter the terminology for the action , it happened FASTER than he could perceive , the perpetrator of the grievous offense nowhere to be found . but with the speed with which it had been executed , had it truly occurred AT ALL ? or was it the product of sleep deprivation mixed with frazzled , caffeinated nerves ?jim wasn’t particularly fond of being touched , so he proceeds , however more adroit this time ; ON EDGE . perhaps he should stop drinking so much caffeine in the wee hours of the morning.
woah . its been a bit , hasn’t it ? just to notify you all, i have started college and my classes have been keeping me busy -- meaning that im officially on a semi-hiatus . of course , this simply means i wont be quite as active as i’d like to be , but i’ll definitely be popping in from time to time to reply to things and all that ( and for the people who i owe replies to , those are in my drafts ) . i greatly appreciate your patience in this time !
