Hello, high school graduates! All of you are likely close to collapsing under the weight of well meaning old-peopleâs advice, which for the past few months has piled up like so much smug, well-meaning snow. Allow me to add my own dusting.
1. Leave high school behind you, now. Whether you were the most devastatingly cool guy in all of McNary High School or the most excruciatingly awkward girl at Sprague, once you leave high school, no one will know. Or, more importantly, care. Most really cool people who do interesting, creative things with their lives didnât have super happy high school careers. Many really cool people had great high school experiences. But any reasonably cool person over the age of 19 knows that what you earned, or endured, in high school has zero bearing on who you are the day you graduate. I know. It seems SO IMPORTANT now. But ⌠itâs not. Not even a little.
2. Manners count, and theyâre free. You can get away with murder if you do it politely, because whoever expects a polite murderer? Manners make other people feel comfortable and happy and respected, and when people feel comfortable, happy and respected they are 8,000 percent more likely to let you get your way.
Say please, thank you, excuse me, it was so nice to meet you, hope I see you again soon. Whatever you do, send thank-you notes so people are inclined to keep doing nice things for you.
3. Chew with your mouth closed. In fact, sometime when youâre alone, go sit in front of a mirror and watch yourself eat, then make any necessary adjustments now before it becomes a permanent habit.
4. If people expect you to go to college, but youâre not super-excited about it, skip a year and work before you head off. Itâs not the end of the world, and it doesnât make you a failure. That time is too expensive and too precious to use on something youâre half-assed about. Also, I speak from experience â folding jeans at a store in the mall for minimum wage for a few months made me feel very differently about how tedious and mindless sitting through a lecture class feels.
5. Unkindness, from here on out, becomes less and less attractive. Cruelty is one of the four main currencies of high school, along with attractiveness, athletic ability and actual currency provided by your parents (I see you, West Salem kids!). In high school, a profoundly mediocre person can rule â or at least maintain a position at the periphery of the popular kidsâ group â through fear.
But once you get into college, you begin to leave that b.s. behind you. You donât have to be mean to be funny. You donât have to be mean to disagree with someone. You donât have to be mean to someone powerless to prove your power. All meanness showcases is that you have ugly internal architecture. And as the facades that were so important in high school fade, that is what others will see when they look at you.
6. Know which classes you have to go to, and which ones can be skipped in lieu of more important things. Yes, if you want to go to Harvard Law or John Hopkins Med, you need to ace all your impossibly difficult classes. But if you want to do something post-college that doesnât involve grad school â if you want to work in non-profits, if you want to write for a paper, if you want to do public relations, if you want to run a business â then instead, look for ways that you can get those experiences in college.
Join extracurriculars that mimic the experiences you someday want to get paid for. If you hate doing it for free, then chances are youâll resent it even when you get paid for it. Also, this way, when you graduate college, you can prove to employers that you did something, not just wrote compelling papers on the metaphysical nature of being.
7. If youâre a person for whom the hooking up thing doesnât work, then donât do it. College is a time of lots and lots of casual sex. This, I think, plays pretty well into what many â not all, but many â 18-year-old guys want, and terribly into what most â not all, but most â 18-year-old girls want. Know what you want, and donât feel bad if thatâs not in line with what someone else wants. Also, know that after freshman year, people begin to date again rather than just drunkenly coupling and uncoupling.
8. Freshman year, you can and should be friends with everyone. Sophomore year will tell who is actually worth keeping.
9. After you microwave a Hot Pocket, be sure to gently tug open the end and let the steam out, and wait a couple minutes, because there is nothing more painful than a Hot Pocket steam-and-molten-cheese burn to the top of the mouth.
10. Donât tell the internet too much about your love life, or deep innermost feelings, or secrets. Itâs none of the Internetâs business, but the Internet has a big mouth and a long, long memory. Make good friends, and tell them in person when you hang out in each otherâs dorm rooms and watch movies and eat Funfetti frosting straight out of the jar. Do this a lot. It doesnât seem important, but it is.
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