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I actually forget I have Tumblr until it’s 4am and I chose to post 10 things back to back. Sorry I’m literally just a girl

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Ok I fear I may have peaked with this one. Yeah I normally write OCD Neil well now meet non virbal Autistic Andrew.

silence, documentaries, and love by Adventure_Ocelot on ao3

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Ok but hear me out. I fic where it's just the internet scheming that Connor Storrie and Ilya Rozanov are the same person. Like- well they've never been seen in the same room. Connor is still an actor and Ilya is a famous hockey player but online they totally play into it and it only gets worse when Connor is cast to play Ilya in some hockey docu or something.

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Sometimes I remember I have ops them I remember that I'm the one who got them into everything that they've made their personality. Girl you're just a worse version of me

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Today I learned that I am carrying the entire Neil Josten has OCD ao3 tag on my back.

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Ilya doesn’t quite understand what Autism is but knows that Shane is just a little different and starts picking up on “Shane habits” in other people and just going “oh you act like Shane” until one day someone jokes that Shane has autism and Ilya gets confused going on about how other people also do what Shane does

[waningg-star]

absolutely no hate to this op whatsoever but i am becoming slightly uncomfortable with the narrative that ilya for some reason at his grown age cannot understand what autism is

[imissmy-wife]

I'm well-versed with the kind of dumb man trope in fiction. This would work if Ilya was, say, a deity with a not-so-great understanding of human traits, qualities, and customs past what he heard from other deities. This does NOT apply to Ilya. He isn't well-versed with English, North American and Canadian customs, because he's from Russia. He IS well-versed with HUMAN customs because he is HUMAN.

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Hey so I like don’t need to defend myself but Ilya doesn’t understand Autism not because he can’t but because he’s Russian and his life is hockey. Two worlds that don’t do mental health. The whole thing with the original post is that he NOTICES that Shane is different but doesn’t get that there’s a term for it. He thinks it’s just how Shane is and loves him for it

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Do you think Ilya is crying over the Ao3 shutdown? Follow up question is he making it Shanes problem?

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AO3 is down now we figure out how many books I can read while avoiding taking my Ethics Exam instead of doom scrolling or reading fanficion

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I take my exam. Midway through ao3 tells Twitter they’re back. I finish my exam. Ao3 is not back (for me at least)

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As I post this ao3 is back. I am saved.

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AO3 is down now we figure out how many books I can read while avoiding taking my Ethics Exam instead of doom scrolling or reading fanficion

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Heated Rivalry song fic for Rubber Band Man by Mumford&Sons

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Ilya is a fiend in the wag chat and Hayden hates it. He claims that Ilya can’t be a wag because he’s on the team. Ilya calls him a homophobe for months.

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I wanna write a fic where Shane and Ilya are exposed on accident (like by paps for smth) waaaaay earlier on and Shane is convinced by the commissioner to go along with the “it was a joke” or whatever cover and Ilya says yes cause it’s what Shane wants.

Fast forward and Ilya still goes to play for Ottawa and Shane gets a career ending injury. Shane is now recruited by Ottawa to help coach cause hometown boy etc.

Now we deal with a more (ish) confidently queer Ilya (cause yk Ottawa) and Shane who is still burying who he truly is trying to pretend they still don’t care about each other like crazy cause they’re in love still.

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Yeah so there 3 chapters now oops

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I wanna write a fic where Shane and Ilya are exposed on accident (like by paps for smth) waaaaay earlier on and Shane is convinced by the commissioner to go along with the “it was a joke” or whatever cover and Ilya says yes cause it’s what Shane wants.

Fast forward and Ilya still goes to play for Ottawa and Shane gets a career ending injury. Shane is now recruited by Ottawa to help coach cause hometown boy etc.

Now we deal with a more (ish) confidently queer Ilya (cause yk Ottawa) and Shane who is still burying who he truly is trying to pretend they still don’t care about each other like crazy cause they’re in love still.

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Relearning to Skate on a Broken Blade (1365 words) by Adventure_Ocelot Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Hayden Pike/Jackie Pike, Kip Grady/Scott Hunter, Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike, Shane Hollander & Yuna Hollander Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Harris Drover, Troy Barrett, Hayden Pike, Jackie Pike, Yuna Hollander, David Hollander, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Montreal Voyageurs | Montreal Metros Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Svetlana Vetrova Additional Tags: Breaking Up & Making Up, Chronic Pain, Secret Relationship, Getting Back Together, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Major Character Injury, Head Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Autistic Shane Hollander, Hurt Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, even if they dont know it, Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov, Supportive Ottawa Centaurs (Game Changers), Seizures, Disabled Character, Headaches & Migraines, maybe smut, Fluff and Angst, Good Parents David Hollander/Yuna Hollander, Good Friend Hayden Pike, Shane Hollander Has Internalized Homophobia, no beta we die like my ego if i had someone beta this, Based on a Tumblr Post, My Tumblr Post, Self-Esteem Issues Summary: Photos of Shane and Ilya are posted earlier in their career and everyone is wondering why the two rivals are together after a game. Que the commissioner calling saying that he doesn't care what they're doing but they need to be smart and crush any rumors that could "ruin their careers". Shane, still not comfortable with his sexuality, agrees, and Ilya goes along with it because he cares about Shane and, well Russia. The two go on their separate ways not talking outside of chirping on the ice and in interviews. Ilya still transfers to Ottawa because he wants to start new after leaving Russia behind following his father's passing. Shane continues to hide himself and is playing hard for Montreal to avoid his problems- to avoid thinking about Ilya. That's until he takes a hit on the ice that changes everything. His career is over and all Shane wants is more time. Shane is wallowing in his own pity when Ottawa calls. They want him to help coach the team. The only problem is that's where Ilya Rozanov is and Shane never stopped loving him.

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I wanna write a fic where Shane and Ilya are exposed on accident (like by paps for smth) waaaaay earlier on and Shane is convinced by the commissioner to go along with the “it was a joke” or whatever cover and Ilya says yes cause it’s what Shane wants.

Fast forward and Ilya still goes to play for Ottawa and Shane gets a career ending injury. Shane is now recruited by Ottawa to help coach cause hometown boy etc.

Now we deal with a more (ish) confidently queer Ilya (cause yk Ottawa) and Shane who is still burying who he truly is trying to pretend they still don’t care about each other like crazy cause they’re in love still.

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Ilya: “what if I marry Svetlana?”

Shane: “what if I kill myself?”

Ilya: “Wha- Shane?!”

Shane: “I thought we were asking stupid questions to upset the other person”’

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Rookies teach Ilya Rozanov slang and Ilya uses it to troll people online

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TIKTOK PLEASE I DONT WANT FANFIC RECS FROM WHITE MEN

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Heated rivalry AU where Shane and Ilya get married really early on for some stupid reason and don’t tell anyone because tbh they forget half the time too but then one day it’s leaked and they both have to be like “yeah what people get married all the time”