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Adler: you look very fancy today

Isa:

Isa: *looks at tie*

Isa: I'm just gay

the realization period sounds like a shitty summer horror about menstruation

isa: like the fire nation

amy: but i'm such a waterbender

isa: you are

isa: i'd be a firebender who always wishes she was an earthbender

amy: so you'd be

amy: transbender

i can shag british birds

on going abroad in london next spring

i'm a minimalist at heart; i only have one ventricle

my crunches are lex luthor stealing cake

prince george and prince phillip found inside queen

prince george got a prince phillip and became a queen.

if prince george gets a prince phillip, is it incest?

me: (talking about shoes) they're easy to get on and off, too!

isa: like you!

so a long time ago your psychic aunt pissed off a demon, and now it lives in your hair

a solid explanation as to why amy's hair turns red no matter what

....but she killed a bear by punching it in the throat, so I think I'll listen to mortals

my theory is that vampires propositioned me to help make amateur porn

"I actually meant it as a hint towards pyromania, but it has a benefit in being..... inflammatory"

distance makes the heart grow fuzzy and confused, like a bear with a concussion

on stevie food

Miles: I don't know how they find me. It's not like I advertise or anything. Isa: They just STUMBL on to you.

Maybe it should be fountain penis: wills written in your progeny, for your progeny.

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