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@advicefrompops
“You know, when I was on the SEAL teams, Jocko was just about this ” holds hand about 3 feet off the ground, “and Shawn Ryan was only ever this,” lowers hand to about 2 feet off the ground.
"Im getting old, my muscles are shrinking, my neck is shrinking, my DICK is shrinking."
*Living on a Prayer comes on the radio*
Tammy: Ill change the channel, Paul. I know you dont like 80s music.
Me: Why do you hate 80s music?
Pops: THEY TRIED TO RUIN THE GUITAR
Tammy: I have an idea! What if we put grout into some kind of tube like caulk?
Pops: *loudly, from the next room* IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SOME KIND OF GENIUS??
Pops: There aint no fightin a dolphin. They play with you. It's their world.
Never get lemonade from Denny's. It's terrible.
I'm a captain, but I'm definitely not Captain Falcon.
Pops: You kids today have so many opportunities. We didn't have those back in the 70s......man, I should've invented a pyramid.
*watching the parade* Pops: Is that another Taylor Swift? They're all Taylor Swift.
Apples to Apples
Pops: Who put down cheese cake? Who thought I would find cheesecake sweet? Me: that would be me. I know you love- Pops: WRONG. I pick giving hugs. You thought you could buy me with your cheesecake, butngiving hugs is the sweetest thing on Earth. Me:....BUT YOU DONT GIVE HUGS
Me: Pops, are you under the house? Pops appears in a hole in the side of the housex wearing a respirator mask and covered in dust. "I live here now" he says before slowly sinks back into the dark.
Mom: Do you want some bacon? Dad: I dont like bacon. Mom: oh? You dont even want my bacon? Dad: What does that even mean? Mom: you dont know? Dad: who would know that? Mom: Everyone knows-I cant-*shouts into next room* LAUREN, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!! Me: IT MEANS YOU WANT TO PORK HER!
Pops: There's no such thing as dolphins. Dolphins are fish. Flipper was a porpoise.
Pops: watching the sun come up over the ocean isnt romantic. Watching it go down is romantic. Keenan: whats wrong with it coming up? Pops: Because youre an idiot if you get up that early or stay up that late.
Pops: It's the ocean! What the fuck are you gonna hear in the ocean?
Pops: Waldo? Who the fuck is Waldo?
Me: You know, from the picture books? You find him in crowds of people.
Pops: Man, I don't need to find Waldo. Fuck Waldo! I found Osama Bin Laden.