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[e-moonboy]

Mutuals do this !! This is super cute 😍😁😘👌🏻😛😜

Hit me with a stick and throw me in a river

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[grimelords]

text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

post results

[morefunthanb4]

[557]

so i gotta live? and be ugly?! LMAOOO

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[frogdealer]

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

[sharkboykdn]

No

[bangedupprincess-deactivated202]

Help m e

[zagenta]

Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh

[zagenta]

Everyone keeps tagging this saying they’re Chad but listen guys. We can’t all be a Chad. If you really want your fratsona to be a Chad you have to earn it

[shoujoromance]

[ginnosaji]

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[thebootydiaries]

interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: wow where to start

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[gumbubbles-blog]

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[tomatobliss-deactivated20200301]

are u 🥺ing other bitches

[lightthefuze-deactivated2026022]

why do guys look so hot when they drive

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted