The Abby Smithsonian

Media and comedy geek hoping to elevate to the status of nerd. I archive my findings and ramblings here.

[st-pam]

[tangleduplnblue]

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

[justanotherspringday]

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

[zairak]

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

[rrassoul]

i have an interview tomorrow! 

[aellensmith-blog]

I mean, if money cat works...

[nevereverbeensosatisfied]

[ijustwantchipotle]

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

[alllforyouandmore]

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

[therothwoman]

This video is a gift.

[livingonthecuspofdeath]

I want what she’s having.

[facebookstaff-blog]

‘okay calm down deedee’

[aellensmith-blog]

Wait... the army has an arts and crafts department?  

[sizvideos]

[daddyssweetbaby]

This is AWESOME!

[aellensmith-blog]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[starfishtsunami-deactivated2019]

[aellensmith-blog]

These are the only photos I ever want of George.

[pleatedjeans]

[burritogod-deactivated20170925]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT LAUGHING OUT LOUD WAS UNTIL THIS MOMENT

[shoployalninja]

[aellensmith-blog]

I want to line my bathroom wall with these

[aellensmith-blog]

FLULA IS TRAVELING TO SUNDANCE!  And he's making a movie within a movie during the trip!  Help him out if you can and spread the word.  There are some fun perks for those who donate. 

[autistic-bobsaginowski]

I laugh whenever some bitter guy goes off on how women only want a tall blonde guy with a six-pack because literally every straight girl I know has a crush on Kevin Spacey.

[aellensmith-blog]

Truer words have never been written.

[eroticfriendfictions]

[crazycatladyclothing]

GET THEM HERE: Classic Crazy Cat Leggings 

[aellensmith-blog]

Is there a reason all the cats have inverted crosses on their faces?

[aellensmith-blog]

I officially retire from bowling. (at Pinz Bowling Center)

[aellensmith-blog]

Janet and Bob only buy practical gifts for their offspring.

[coffee-tea-and-sympathy]

Alicja Zmyslowska is a pet photographer based in Poland that takes incredibly vibrant and lively portraits of dogs for a living.

[paige-forsyth]

this is the only dog reblog you will ever need

[aellensmith-blog]

I went into the wrong line of work...

[aellensmith-blog]

The man of my dreams has just arrived.

[whatnot]

[aellensmith-blog]

Oh Bo!

[savetheman]

[aellensmith-blog]

Always and forever

[nevereverbeensosatisfied]

[cappyrogers-deactivated20150425]

#ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN THIS WORLD EVER #WHEN I DIE AND I GO TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN (lol yeah right like I’D be let into heaven but shh ignore that for the sake of these tags) #GOD IS GOING TO TURN TO ME AND BE LIKE ”OH SWEET CHILD O’ MINE. OUT OF ALL THE SPLENDORS THAT THIS EARTH THAT I CREATED FOR YOU OFFERED #WHICH ONE WAS YOUR FAVOURITE? WAS IT THE ALASKAN MOUNTAIN RANGES OR MAYBE THE FORESTS OF THE AMAZON? #WAS IT THE BEAUTIFUL DESERT OF THE SAHARA OR THE BRIGHT BLUENESS OF THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA? #PLEASE TELL ME CHILD. I NEED TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE.” #i’m just going to turn to god and say #”well god i’m going to give it to you straight. all of that stuff was super awesome #but nothing beat out that video of that lady getting way too excited about her sponges and wiggles. ONE NIGHT SHE DIDN’T EVEN SLEEP.” #and god is going to nod his head knowingly and go ”good choice my daughter. i was hoping you’d say that.” #AND THEN WE’D GO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT FOR HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO #the end. (x)

[aellensmith-blog]

I JUST WANT TO DO CRAFTS WITH HER ALL DAY EVERY DAY