Walls of Text About Nothing

He/Him-35-United States No idea what this blog is anymore, I disappeared for 2 years and I'm back now. Avatar designed by Funakounasoul - funakounasoul.tumblr.com

[zairak]

VODwatching the "Squiddo tries to guess QSMP Lore from fan edits" drinking game stream and...Ash and Squiddo are just absolutely gone in the last hour and they just completely lose the plot and start just watching some bullshit and chat is just along for the ride. It may just be the greatest thing ever

[zairak]

Lifesteal is forever PrinceZam's Eternal Torture Nexus, but it almost feels like she prefers it that way...

[zairak]

Okay, so name on Twitch is "therealzairak" (i only use it to watch, I don't stream) because Zairak was already taken by someone if I remember correctly.

I've been using Zairak as a screen name since I was like 12 or 13 back in the early 00s, its the name of an OC I created way back when I was 10, so I decided I was the "real one."

I created that Twitch account in 2018 or 19, that's before Squiddo existed as a content creator using the name "TheRealSquiddo."

But then you know, by coincidence I become a fan of her years after the fact, we both landed on the same naming convention unrelated to eachother. Granted I think its a common way to differentiate a username, but I'm coming up short on examples

But since she's internet famous and I'm a random person, I look like I based it off hers, especially if I ever post in a Lifesteal or Lifesteal adjacent chat, but it's all just coincidence

(PS if you see a "King Zairak" anywhere thats also me. Also not the OC in my profile pic, that's a different one I commissioned art of from a friend)

[zairak]

I can't believe that 9 years later Pheonixmaster1 is still doing FEH build guides, that is so helpful to still have available

[zairak]

I just realized two of Ashswag's quartets have naming conventions centered around him.

Swag Boys with Squiddo, Block Facts, and Zam

Ashvengers with Katie, Don, and Ewron

Now we just need the crossover

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[zairak]

@castle-chan, thoughts?

[zairak]

Is Final Fantasy Resonance the first game of its kind? Taking the gacha based mobile game like Brave Exvius and re-imagining it as a completely single player game? And if it does well will it spark a bunch of imitators? I always wondered what a version of FEH as a real console game would look like

[zairak]

Some fun LS World Squiddo POV observations

Making a joke every time Flowtives is mentioned because they call him "Flow" and Squiddo's real name is Flo. Including pointing at herself one time when he was mentioned and starting a one sided beef because he "stole her name"

Calling Lexiemariex "Lexie Marexi" multiple times and me not being sure if she's doing it on purpose or just reading it wrong

The two kills I watched her get technically count as Leapfish Crumbs. She killed Emma (CookieBunsquat) who's Jumper's best friend, and Jonnaay, who's Jumper's speedrunning rival

[zairak]

Watching Lifesteal World CCs call eachother "unc" for being in their late 20s and I visibly age in real time because I'm turning *36* in 10 days

[zairak]

Ash is bouncing between QSMP and Lifesteal World, there's story idea potential there. Every time q!ash falls asleep he wakes up as ls!ash and vice versa, never sure which is the dream

Foolish, Tubbo, Tina and Fit factor in somehow as they exist in both but Ash isn't sure how

[zairak]

I will be missing watching the start of Lifesteal World, which sucks. But I'm excited to watch Squiddo, Zam, and Tubbo team up. Rooting for joy and whimsy team

Zam is going to have to hard carry in all PvP situations but, still looking forward to it

I think Loppezz and Fymada are also on the team and I'm not as familiar with them and their skill level. But Loppezz was really fun with Squiddo in her random item video

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[zairak]

I'm pleasantly surprised that no one ships q!Ash and q!Katie. Like there's just an entire unspoken agreement that those two are basically siblings

Compounded by the fact that IRL Ash is in a relationship and IRL Katie is a lesbian, and real people shipping is weird anyway, it's just a refreshing change of pace

[zairak]

JumperWho haunting the narrative at TwitchCon Rotterdam:

All pink Midoffs Live set

Clips of her match with Jonnaay and her casting at the Midoffs

Multiple team bing mentions on the Lifesteal Panel

Vitalasy namedropping Amethyst Duo

Edit: Lexie also namedrops her in midoffs during her interview with Jonnaay! I didn't watch the whole thing!

[zairak]

I'm watching Derapchu's first VOD from TwitchCon Rotterdam and Bormethius keeps namedropping Cleveland stuff and jumpscaring me

In response to all the trains in the Netherlands "We have three lines! Red, Blue, and Green! We don't have shit like this! This is like the year 48000!"

[zairak]

Squiddo and 4C bro-ing out while the whole world ended around them might actually be my favorite part of the finale

[zairak]

I need to get back to drawing because I got an idea

This might be an obscure reference for the other Lifesteal fans, but my brain just got a Team Bing/Suikoden 1 crossover thing

Zam as Tir

Yungy as Gremio

Jumper as Cleo

Pentar as Pahn

Like for a number of reasons it fits so well. Yungy isn't the same temperament as Gremio but his loyalty to Zam is exactly the same

Not sure who would be Ted in this scenario, no one really fits thematically