"You want to do what to me!?"
"For the love of God Han we don't care if it's your birthday, you can't fuck us!" Han sat, cross armed at the head of the table, scowling at the princes around him.
"If your not here to have sex with me then why are you here?"
Renjun sighed, sitting as far away from the older man as possible. "Because we're nice and wanted to celebrate your birthday… Well, Jongho told me I had to come."
Han groaned, laying his head on his hand with a pout rested on his lips. "You guys didn't even get me anything good. Well, except Yuta. That's got to be the biggest vibrator I've ever seen." The warlock smirked knowing that his gift had been well received. Even if it was one of the dirtiest thing he had ever purchased with his own money. "Honestly, none of you know how to party."
"Well what do you suggest we do? Since clearly having us here isn't enough for you." A grin formed on Han's face when Renjun had asked this question and everyone at the tables was filled with dread.
"Let's take a trip to Amare, it'll be a good time. So good you'll never want to leave~"
Renjun: I detest Amare. It is corrupt, void of any feeling except greed and lust. While I try to see the good in people, only the hands of the gods could possibly cure the citizens of that hell hole of their filth…
Jongho: My trips to Amare are rare and I would like to keep it that way. Even in the palace, people tend to be… touchy. And my somewhat rough attitude towards the staff tends to do little more than to arouse them. So I steer clear as often as I can.
Hyunjin: God I hate it there. While I'll admit it is nice to be worshipped and gawked at, Han should tell his people that just because they can look doesn't mean they can touch!
Mingi: It's… interesting. I don't want to speak negatively about my allies so that is all I'll say.
Yuta: Honestly… I always have a good time there. The people are friendly, the palace has amazing food and Han is quite good for conversation when he's not… well…. Being himself. I'd recommend it if you have a strong stomach and high stamina.
(I was going to write about them visiting Han's kingdom, but I got tired 🙃 but if anyone wants it then I'll show them actually visiting.)
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