hi! im so glad i found your blog (youre an awesome writer btw)
could you write up some hcs for the jackass guys with a s/o who does stupid stunt stuff with them? thank you!!
being / dating a member of the jackass cast part 1 of 2.
you’re prime target for his pranks.
it’s free real estate as far as he’s concerned.
carrying your own stun gun so you have some protection from this lunatic (affectionate).
him being proud if you do manage to prank him.
you got high fived, it wasn’t pleasant, but it was also funny.
much like steve, you can’t stand the bulls, and you hate when johnny gets in the ring with them. it’s nerve wrecking to watch.
you tried to volunteer to do a stunt with bulls once, and it was the only time johnny has ever said no to you doing a stunt.
spiders are a big no no, so of course, he has chased you around set with a tarantula on his hand.
you do a lot of stunts with dave, you’ve started calling him your work wife. johnny will pout about it until he remembers he’s the one who gets to go home with you at the end of the day, then he’ll get a lil bit smug.
your biggest supporter on set. he’s made signs to cheer you on with.
if anyone is unsure of his partner doing stunts, it's chris.
he worries about the danger of it a lot.
several times he's discreetly threatened ceff over you being nominated to do risky stunts.
you'll be standing next to chris talking to someone, ceff will unintentionally make eye contact with chris, and chris will subtly move his shirt aside to flash his knife. suddenly bam has been nominated for said stunt.
you think it's sweet how protective he gets, but have to constantly remind him that he's being a tad bit hypocritical.
he pouts, and you end up doing a good few stunts on the days he isn't on set.
having to take chris' knife or hatchet off him when he gets mad.
"give me the knife."
"no."
"give me the damn knife, you're not stabbing ehren."
"just let me stab him a little."
"chris, now."
"ugh, fine."
this is a regular occurrence.
although it works out in his favor, because he finds it hot when you have his knives on you.
you travelled with him when he and steve did wildboyz, but you only had one or two cameos along the way.
you live with this unhinged, chaotic motherfucker, so no sympathy for him during stunts.
especially the day after a darf incident.
“you’re doing great, sweetie.” as he jumps off the back of the horse for the 8th time.
acts like he’s the normal one of the group, but by god he isn’t.
when it comes to you doing stunts, he’s never 100% on it, but tends not to say anything. he doesn’t like seeing you get hurt, even if it’s just a few scrapes or bruises, it makes him uneasy.
but he isn’t gonna try talk you out of it, because he knows how much you love your job, and he knows you feel the same when it’s him doing stunts.
honestly you could’ve killed jeff after the firehose rodeo, purely because dave would not stop complaining that his ass hurt, he drove you insane for days.
arriving to set with dave then immediately dumping him on ehren for a few hours. begging jeff to let you to literally any stunt just for a break of listening to your boyfriend whine.
“tremaine, i’ll let you shoot me for all i care, just get me something to do before i strangle that man.”
you did a lot of public pranks with him during the tv show, which is how you became so close, and eventually started dating.
no really, you’ll pile drive jeff tremaine if he tries to bull dog ehren into something he isn’t 100% on doing.
no tolerance, don’t fuck with your man when he’s expressed no interest in doing a stunt or being involved in a prank.
you weren’t on set any day that he did the cup test stunts. nope, you’re not watching your mans balls get decimated.
you were there for the bear stunt, and you were just as unaware as most of the cast.
god help johnny knoxville. he suddenly became public enemy number one. jeff is off the hook for now.
until you found out it was partially his idea, then it was on sight for both of them.
ehren just needs to be protected okay.
he’s very much the same towards you.
until silence of the lambs, in which case it was every man for himself. you and dave were stuck on the couch while ehren built his fort.
cue the offense that he left you with dave.
“ehren, get over here.”
“i’m not stupid, you have dave, use him. he’s like, twice your height just stand behind him.”
“bro.”
no sympathy when a pan smacked him in the face. karma’s a bitch.
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