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Pairing: Johnny Knoxville x Princess!reader

A/N: I can hardly find any jackass stuff tumblr and I want to write more so here this is!!! This tripped and fell into being a smut but I hope you like it and sorry for the story build up!

Summary: y/n is the princess of the jackass crew, she’s known Johnny since kindergarten, forever obsessed with his antics she stuck with him through everything and now they were filming jackass in 2001

Warnings: SMUT, use of daddy!kink, fingering, squirting, oral!f

A whistle escaped his lips as i approached the sushi bar, I knew it was Johnny immediately. Warming your face, a small smile painted your lip glossed lips as you walked up to the jackass members.

“Happy birthday!” It was your favourite day of the year, you gleamed at Johnny as you slipped the birthday hat on him.

“You look very cute” he whispered into my ear as I giggled a little and patted his back.

The whole group ate sushi and drank whilst chatting and joking, never once missing a quip at each other.

We watched as Steve-O formed an idea in his head, which was a bad thing no matter what, he always caused the worst consequences.

“Yo dude! I could snort the wasabi” Steve-O suggested, ushering lance to grab his camera. Chris and Johnny groaned whilst Bam clapped his back to urge him into it whilst I just grimaced and bit into my sushi.

Lance obeyed even though he would definitely throw up, pulling out his camera as Bam passed Steve-o the wasabi and soy sauce.

“Action.” Lance spoke, already regretting this as he hit record.

“I’m Steve-O and this is Wasabi Snooters” he introduced the stunt before mixing together soy sauce and wasabi before forming a line with his chopsticks with practiced precision.

We all groaned in disbelief as our stomachs grew sicker as we watched Steve-o suck up the wasabi concoction and then threw up on his plate.

Of course, I was the one who had to apologise to the manager as we moved onto our next bar.

“Seriously unbelievable” I murmured as my heels clapped against the floor of the Tokyo streets, Johnny chuckled and shook his head, it was music to my ears, his hand was on my lower back, bracing me.

“Come on it’s good footage” Johnny, the ever so director now urged me to accept that this is what they do for a living.

“And people like that stuff?” I almost gagged thinking about how the sick and wasabi curdled on the plate moments before, almost as if the rice and salmon moved away to avoid the unwelcome visitor.

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A few days later, after we all successfully pushed through our hangovers we were at the zoo, filming stunts with alligators.

Chris,Bam and Steve-O urged Johnny to do the stunt, I knew they couldn’t be stopped as Mark held the baby Alligator to Johnnys nipple.

It latched on quick, Johnny yelped and bit his knuckles, For a good thirty seconds Johnny was yelling in pain, Mark tickled the baby alligators head in hope of freeing Johnny’s nipple , much to his failure.

I slapped Steve-O’s chest, “I can’t believe you encouraged this!” To which he laughed and shrugged.

Mark moved the alligator in attempt to free him again, only causing Johnny to scream out. “You’re twisting him! You’re fucking twisting him!” Another yell, “ah fuck! He’s got my nipple dude he’s got my fucking nipple” Johnny held his breath as the zoo keeper used a knife to pry open with his knife. “Y/n save me” Johnny joked as I just shrugged, and giggled, god these boys.

Me and Johnny were soon sat together, I was applying antiseptic to his bite mark whilst he winced. Mark was showing him the footage and he was gleaming, receiving high fives from everyone.

It was so nice seeing him so happy whilst filming this movie even though it was super dangerous and not on my list.

“You like it?” Johnny asked, I could see he was hopeful, he was passionate about this, like me and my scrap booking.

“It’s cool I liked it you did good” the smile on his face was worth it.

He patted my thigh as I put a little pink bandaid on his bite mark, before kissing it better when no one was looking.

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After Steve-O did his Alligator Tightrope stunt, we all headed back to our hotels in Tokyo.

I fell asleep in the taxi, my head battling three ways with the window and the speed bumps, Tokyo lights flicked on my face as the city rolled by.

Johnny’s POV:

Glancing over, I noticed y/n’s eyes officially closed, she had been dropping off since we got in the taxi, she was always easily tired.

“Dude you’re smitten” Steve-O quipped at Johnny as he caught him staring at me.

“She’s just—I don’t know dude leave it alone” Johnny brushed him off, waving a hand at him as he returned his gaze back to me.

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Y/n’s POV:

After carrying me to my hotel room, I woke up as he hit my ankle on the door frame.

“Uhh Johnny-“ I rubbed my eyes and groaned as he winced and plopped me on the bed. “Smooth.” I giggled as he pried my kitten heels off.

“Yeah , yeah.” He brushed me off as he smirked, taking his time handling my feet, like I was made of glass, “you have fun today, ya?” He questioned, in his head praying for a yes.

“Yes it was fun.” I confirmed as he grabbed my pyjamas for me.

He turned to leave, just as he prepared to say goodnight, I spoke up, gripping my clothes.

“S-stay?” I didn’t mean to sound so pathetic but it came out anyway as he stopped in his tracks.

“Guess I could, dollface” he smirked as he re-entered, plopping on my bed, his mind games had won me over and he was smug.

A few hours later, I sat in my pyjamas, our intertwined as he drank a beer and I sipped my water, I managed to convince him to watch dirty dancing with me.

I could barely focus, his hand on my knee, his thumb rubbing the curve sent electric jolts through my body. I reacted quick, slamming my hand on his, making him raise a smug brow.

“I-I can’t focus—“I stammered out, basically whispering.

“Oh yeah?” Satisfied with himself, he smirked, letting his hand drag further up my leg until he reached my shorts.

He looked up at my face, only for a sign to stop or continue, but instead I threw myself on him, unexpectedly slamming my lips on him, the gloss I put on just for him smothered back on him.

Trying not to be rough, he pulled me onto him, hands flying to my hips as I moaned into his tongue.

Through kisses, I slipped my hands under his white tee, trying to ease it off him, which worked. Like a natural reaction, my hands explored his chest, being careful of the bandaid I placed on him earlier. Johnny followed suit, urging my pyjama top off successfully.

“You’re beautiful.” I was on full display in my pyjama shorts, the coldness in my room hardened my buds as he admired me, the kiss left us breathless.

Pushing me back onto the bed, Patrick swayze danced in the background as he eased my shorts off gently whilst I giggled.

His chest hit the bed by my core with a grunt, pulling my closer by my bottom as his breath made me clit vibrate, “she’s perfect” he was in awe of me.

“S-stop-“ I shyly looked up at the ceiling, I couldn’t face him, not when I was this vulnerable.

My body shook as he licked from my hole to my bud, “oh Johnny”, I had dreamt this a million times and he was just as perfect as in my slumber.

He delved in quickly, sucking my clit and lapping at my hole like a thirsty dog, my hands tugged his dark brown hair as I whimpered and opened my legs as far as they would go.

After prepping me, he eased a digit in, my mouth forming a perfect ‘o’, “you like that?” He slowly pumped in and out as he lapped at my sensitive bud.

“Mhm mhm” was all I could manage, lost in the sexual ecstasy.

After widening me enough, he added a second finger, caused my grip on the bed sheets and his hair to tighten.

“Johnny! Im close-“ I shook as he kept his pace, certainly pleased with himself.

Spraying his face and coating his mouth, he tasted me as I reached my high, slowing down his movements as I screamed out and caught my breath, which was rushed away moments before.

“Its okay, daddy’s got you, daddy’s got you cmon.” He rubbed my thigh as he slowly pumped in his fingers, helping bring me down.

After cleaning me up and helping me into my pyjamas again, I fell asleep on his chest, our breathing soothing each other.

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