bad motherfucker, god complex

JANE HAYWARD Jay || Aero || Dancer Congratulations, you found my tumblr. If you can read, my name is Jane Hayward, but you're better off getting me to answer to Jay. I attend McKinkley (unfortunately) and I'm one of the leaders of the group you love to hate. I probably won't like you all that much,not really sorry about it. Don't fuck with my group, and we'll at least be on a tolerant level.

[cheerleaderkitty-deactivated201]

He’s crazy sexy, I’m crazy sexy. This is definitely medal material.

[aerojayhay]

Well good luck with your white picket fence life.

[aerojayhay]

TEXT MESSAGE || MCHAYWARD

MASON: uh ya ok

JANE: Or not?

[cheerleaderkitty-deactivated201]

Guess who managed to get a free coffee from the super cute waiter down at the Lima Bean this morning and his phone digits written across the cup?

You guessed it; Yours Truly. I haven’t been this happy since Magic Mike XXL was officially released and that was 466 days ago. You’re all invited to our wedding, obviously. 

[aerojayhay]

Have a plaque or a medal or whatever.

[aerojayhay]

TEXT MESSAGE || MCHAYWARD

JANE: Want to skip the rest of the school day and go somewhere?

[aerojayhay]

Jane and Jake’s mashup, performed for Glee Club on Friday. Parts were done respectively to how they are in the video. There was also probably choreography involved because it’s Jake and Jane.

[uniqdams-blog]

ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!

I hope you all are working ever so earnestly on perfecting your duets at least for your own self-esteems - ‘cause honestly letting, arguably, the two strongest singers in the glee club get together was your first & second mistake, so that’ll be no contest - and getting the $$$ for our fundraising campaign. I have to admit that raising this money will be difficult, but I won’t let that discourage me or my partner! But I wonder who would be up for a little extra challenge? 

How about we just try to raise as much money as we can (fairly and squarely, because girls (and boys), orange is not the new black for me, if you know what I mean) over the $300 goal? The winners should get a prize while the losers should have to do something. How about we’ll pay for the winners to dine at Breadstix, and we get dibs on picking a song for Sectionals if we win. We’ll just tell Mr. Schue about the bet later, he’ll get over it. Start placing your bets, gleeks! This could be fun!

SN: I’ll be up for hours. Had one too many Red Bulls and now I feel like I’m flying. 

[aerojayhay]

While I’ll admit you and Roderick are incredibly talented, Jake and I will still manage to wipe the floors with your faces. But I’ll make sure to leave some more DIVA power on the ground to help with future battles.

The money has already been taken care of, at least a good majority of it, thank you Jerome Hayward’s check book and finances. But I’m all for a little bet. However, doesn’t Breadstix have cockroaches? Gross.

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[aeromadi]

PM: Yes, yes we will. And I think we both need relaxing after the events from today. I should be over in about 20 minutes.

[aerojayhay]

PM: As much as I hate being taken care of, I’ll humor Mason for the night. See you in 20, babe~

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[aeromadi]

PM: No that’s okay. I’m going to drop this letter off and hope that he gets it and decides to still talk to me but tonight I just need to be with you guys.

[aerojayhay]

PM: Sounds like a plan then, babe. We’ll have a good relaxing night.

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[faultlessfabray]

PM: Okay. I’m happy to hear that. Not about your faces but that you’ll be fine.

[aerojayhay]

PM: Yeah. I may be out of dance commission for a bit, but that’s how it goes which is fine because of detention anyway.

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[derryskater]

Nothing, just let me take care of you two~

[aerojayhay]

Yeah, yeah. Just come do your magic or whatever~

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[aeromadi]

PM: I mean I know he’ll understand that I did it because I didn’t want him to get hurt but still. I just think he needs to know the truth about it, you know? And I feel bad because I told him that I really needed him.

[aerojayhay]

PM: Well... do you want him to come over too?

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[faultlessfabray]

PM: As long as you and Madison are okay…

[aerojayhay]

PM: Our faces are fucked up a bit, but we’ll be fine.

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[modelsugarm-blog]

This isn’t about you getting help, Christ. Not everything is about people thinking you’re some kinda fuckin’ damsel in distress. We know you’re not. This is about this being an Aero problem and it not being dealt with by the Aeros. Deliberately excluding the rest of the team is bullshit, Jay. 

Unless you don’t give a shit about the rest of us anymore. 

[aerojayhay]

No. This was a Jay problem because I was the one who got slushied. Not you, not Madison, not Mason and not Roderick, Madison was going to do it because I do so damn much in taking care of all your asses that she wanted to do something for me but you know I wasn’t going to let her fight this herself.

You damn well know that I care about you boys more than anything. But I’m a grown woman and I don’t need your pasty asses fighting any battles for me.

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[aeromadi]

That he does.

Yeah. To get Ryder to not go into the locker rooms, I had to tell him to meet me in the auditorium and that it was urgent so basically I stood him up and I mean for good reason. But he doesn’t know that and I wrote him a letter telling him why I did what I did so I’m going to drop it off at his house before coming to yours.

[aerojayhay]

PM: Well shit, I’m sure he’ll understand since we saved him from getting a beat down.

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[derryskater]

[aerojayhay]

Yes, handsome?

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[faultlessfabray]

PM: Doesn’t mean I like it.

[aerojayhay]

PM: That’s why you weren’t the one fighting, babe.

[aerojayhay]

All I have to say is,

[derryskater]

Girl, don’t I know it~

[aerojayhay]

... maybe I’ll just take care of Madison and myself tonight.