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@aethyriia
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Reasons I am a three year old
I take lots of naps, need constant attention, cry a lot and canât respect peopleâs personal space.
makes me super happy to know i cant go into portland because of all the fucking riots like chill out lmao breaking windows and shooting will not get u anything but jail (:
my favorite thing about Stranger Things is that they have to call their science teacher at 10pm to ask questions because the internet doesnât exist yet
When youâre sleepy and someone wonât stop talking to youâŠ
i miss the obamas already ..
reblog while you still can
ehh
cant wait to decorate a home n make it cozy and beautiful and mine
i accidentally deleted tumblr off my phone and forgot abt it lmao heykids
i CANNOT explain how much i love a court of mist and fury
what if suicide squad was actually two hours of viola davis and margot robbie beating the living shit out of jared letoÂ
Will Smith smokes a cigar and occasionally offers the ladies a bottle of water.
suing blizzard games for stealing my face for a character like i am fuckin sorry @blizzard-games that will be 420million egyptian pounds delivered via falcon to my doorstep ێÙŰ±Ű§Ù ŰŹŰČÙÙۧÙÂ
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so youâd keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerryâs did it. So why donât we have grape ice cream?
Hereâs the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didnât understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. âBecky was impressed,â he remarked, âWe were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop â on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldnât believe I did it. Iâll never forget what happened next.â
âBecky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasnât getting anywhere with her now.â
Yeah.Â
tldr; The reason we donât have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerryâs killed Jerryâs hot sisterâs dog with it.
holy fuck
I need time to replace what I gave away
Someone: wow you're really mature for your age
Me: thanks, it's the childhood of abuse and neglect that forced me to grow up and learn how to care for myself and protect myself long before a child should have had to