I'd Rather Waltz Through the Forest

The name's Nicholas, but everyone just calls me Nick. It's my first time ever at camp and I'm here to go on adventures and make friends! //M!A: N/A\\

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C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!: afanofcamping: daniel-the-camper: afanofcamping: daniel-the-camper:…

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*walks out of the door casually and does a summer salt to behind a nearby tree*  

daniel-the-camper

*does same, getting leaves in hair*  *sits up and groans, trying to brush them out*

Fanofcamping

Hahaha Awesome dude! Mission accomplished! *high fives*  

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*highfives, grinning*  Hahaaa that was great! 

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Allright * rubs hands together* I think we've got everything! Are you ready? 

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fanofcamping

*walks out of the door casually and does a summer salt to behind a nearby tree*  

daniel-the-camper

*does same, getting leaves in hair*  *sits up and groans, trying to brush them out*

Fanofcamping

Hahaha Awesome dude! Mission accomplished! *high fives*  

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………!!!!!!!!!!!

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....Shaun?

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afanofcamping:

Oh my god, you are So. Freaking. Adorable.

I can’t. 

Just…. Come here- 

……………………!!!!!!!!!!

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We're back to normal....... 

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Oh my god, you are So. Freaking. Adorable.

I can't. 

Just.... Come here- 

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WHY WOULDJA JOKE ‘BOUT SOMETHIN’ LIKE THAT??? THAT’S A ‘ORRIBLE THING T’ JOKE ‘BOUT!

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I dunno..... its so ridiculous its funny? Dont ask me...I didnt MAKE the jokes... 

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….they…eat….people….?

….w-wait! You mean like…PEOPLE people??? WHO WOULD DO THAT???

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I dont know, Cannibals I guess?  .....I didnt think there were actually any left.... Like the whole Shia LeBuff thing is a joke.....  

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…..um….I think it’s just a nickname? …why? …what’s a cannibal? Is it bad? Should I start helping the whispy kid lay down salt trails?

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You...uh... dont know what a cannibal is... ok... uh... how do I put this? Uh... Cannibals... they...er... well.... that is...they.... EAT.... people. 

So, just... uh... just stay away from that counselor. Okay?  

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Y’mean like that one counselor guy?

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WE HAVE A CANNIBALISTIC COUNSELOR?!?!?   

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-and I haven’t actually seen any of the movies cause Ma thinks Shia Lebouf is the devil….but that’s okay, cause Candy says she’ll let me watch ‘em next time I go visit her…

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Well, you know he IS an Actual Cannibal.  But if it makes you feel better I've only seen the first one.... 

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…..you…..

…totally rock!

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'was no big deal..... I'm glad your happy. 

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Dude!!!! How did you get them to let you do that? My ma said it wasn’t allowed!!

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Oh, I've got my ways..... and anyway I wanted to make sure that you got the one you wanted.

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Hey! Good table choice, I got our nuggets!

*sets tray down*  And a rootbeer for you, and a Mt. Dew for me!

Bon Appetite!  

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…oh my gosh….yay!

[immediately digs into bag for toy]

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Check it,

I got one of each! 

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………how long does it take to order two happy meals?

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Hey! Good table choice, I got our nuggets!

*sets tray down*  And a rootbeer for you, and a Mt. Dew for me!

Bon Appetite!  

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Ew >///< 

It’s like you’re Tony Stark or something XP *climbs onto his shoulders like a monkey* 

Wow You really are tall! I can see all the way into the wood from here!

He-heh, I dont know if I'm QUITE as good with the ladies as Mr. Stark is! 

You okay up there Princess? Tell me if it starts to rain okay? Hahahaha

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Larry the clerk: Next

Nick: Uh, Hi! I'd like two kids meal McNuggets.

Larry the clerk: *judging stare*  a KIDS meal...?

Nick: Y-yeah! Two of them please.

Larry the clerk: ..... Whatever.... boy or girl?

Nick: What? Larry the clerk: Boy or girl? For the toy?

Nick: Oh! Uh, the Transformers toys!

Larry the clerk: So boy? Nick: Yeah, do you have any Hot Shot or Red Alert? Larry the clerk: Uh, This is McDonnalds dude. I'm pretty sure we dont sell that here.

Nick: No, uh... sorry. I meant the toys..... Names of the Transformers?  

Larry the clerk: *Judging glare* I dont know

Nick: Can.... can't you just look? Larry the clerk: I dont know what a Hot Rod or Code Red look like. I dont watch the stupid show.

Nick: URGH Fine. Just. Just give me one of each toy.

Larry the clerk: That'll be extra.

Nick: Fine! Whatever. Just do it.

Larry the clerk: For here or to go?

Nick: Outside?

Larry the clerk: That'll be $10.72

Nick: For two KIDS meals? Larry the clerk: Plus the toys.

Nick: *hands over money*

Larry the clerk: They'll call out your order when it's done. Have a nice day. Next.

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Chicken nuggets! …and no, just a root beer is ok….thanks!

[heads off to find a table]

#...'m actually allergic to milk....

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Oh, heh... yeah. Don't want to be feeding you a milkshake then if you're allergic to milk.... 

*goes inside to order*