your dude 🧍♂️ got NOTHING on MY dude
if you see these bad boys, your fate has already been sealed. for they can and will be found in the most inconvenient spots; they can and will make a whole portion of the sidewalk their own sticky stinky kingdom. you will be forced to step through it. you will endure it. your soles will be squeaky sticky for two-three business days to follow and you will live with it. your nose will subdue itself to the supreme fragrance of dude and you will live with it hours to follow. there is nothing you can do. nowhere you can run. there is only forward and forward are the dude. you have lost. they only win.









