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your dude 🧍‍♂️ got NOTHING on MY dude

if you see these bad boys, your fate has already been sealed. for they can and will be found in the most inconvenient spots; they can and will make a whole portion of the sidewalk their own sticky stinky kingdom. you will be forced to step through it. you will endure it. your soles will be squeaky sticky for two-three business days to follow and you will live with it. your nose will subdue itself to the supreme fragrance of dude and you will live with it hours to follow. there is nothing you can do. nowhere you can run. there is only forward and forward are the dude. you have lost. they only win.

#guess who's season again

zbiară copiii ăștia parcă sunt plătiți la decibel

#romanisme #own post

varză călită with the scăriță afumată & homemade bread and ice coffee (2nd of the day), they call me the peak of the culme there is

#own post #romanisme

jason todd, put that helmet to good use (bonk your brother)

#jason todd #red hood #nightwing #dick grayson #batfam #post mine

dacia logan.. tear in the corner of my eye

#romanisme #dacia logan

if i am ever writing a Vlad book, it will be solely for the scene where This Guy, who can overlook a bunch of horrific shit but draws the line at exposing children to foul language, has a moment where a kid (who he definitely not accidentally acquired and is now raising, Vlad shut up for once in your life) asks him something and he is so focused thinking over whatever case had him not sleeping for 3 days, that all his braincells manage is slipping an accidental quiet "dracu știe"

the kid turns to stare at Vlad. it takes Vlad some good seconds to realise the kid is actually expecting an answer from him. he shrugs an "i dunno"

the kid frowns and says "he said you know" in all earnest

it takes several seconds for both men to sink in what the kid means

Vlad is trying his hardest to keep a straight face, while The Guy is scrambling between being horrified he cursed in front of the child, to the child, and relieved he has not yet tainted the kid's ears

#own post #vlandom #vlad tepes #this scene came to me years ago and i am never letting it go #they are so dear to me. so dumb so endearing

i was going thru the tv and randomly passed a channel where they were talking about stefan cel mare and now i am #remembering and #havingThoughts

#own post #vlandom

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teen me may have been cringe and too neuro spicy for any adult around to handle and unable to see anything future exist past age 17, but you know what else teen me did. wrote shit DOWN. adult me could only stare at blank document and press close

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i had entire novels going on, the sheets of papers won't stop popping out lmaoo

teen me may have been cringe and too neuro spicy for any adult around to handle and unable to see anything future exist past age 17, but you know what else teen me did. wrote shit DOWN. adult me could only stare at blank document and press close

#own post #ripping out entire *handwritten* pages to throw out #i thought it'd be way LESS

love hitting the fam with CE SPUI TU STRĂINE

#romanisme #i love it sm it never makes any sense

i need to get funny rn asap so i can make and sell funny stickers cuz what is this economyyyyy

#2k26 resolution is to get funny

băiatu' care a fost vlad țepeș frumos foc la comic con, dacă vezi asta să știi că ești motivul pentru care acum sunt beautiful vlad truther & believer

#ptiu #romanisme #vlad tepes #vlandom #own post