Your Friendly Neighborhood Cutie

Feeling slightly nostalgic, let’s see if I actually returned to Tumblr, last time I was active was 2018- it’s currently 2025

[strange-aeons]

2 separate reports of me haunting the yaoi omegaverse rave have hit my inbox. I approve of this 1000% and would kill for video evidence 👀

@stringyworm @lierforhire

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[strange-aeons]

i figured it out

[strange-aeons]

you guys aren't ready for this next one

[strange-aeons]

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[depsidase]

[stellophia]

[robertreich]

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

[insecuregodcomplex]

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up

[daily-love-and-inspo]

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[moniquill]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[opalsiren]

give it up for doctors who are kind and empathetic and good at their jobs. wish there were more of them but nevertheless 👏👏👏👏

[ageae]

[bobbi-bee]

Something I think people who don’t live with chronic illness don’t understand is that there is a big difference between resting to get better and resting to avoid getting worse.

[danrifics]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[dawaxxenpith]

At risk of sounding like a hater and an asshole this looks like AI and if its somehow not, the editor who reworked images and sharpened them up made it look like AI

Edit: yeah its AI

[theromanbarbarian]

This is the actual image (from a 6 year old reddit post so def not AI). Either someone asked AI to recreate it or AI, being the plagiarism machine it is, was asked for a pic of dogs finding humans in the snow and just ripped off the first image it could find. Another reminder that AI doesn't actually create anything. Also real cute dogs.

[badboneszone]

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4