I keep coming back

the name is Max, born 18+ he/him but you can get away with they/them. gender? I hardly know 'er icon is a screenshot from Dropout.TV's Make Some Noise background by @cicadude anyway Behold: my stuff

[corvidemon]

Beasts of the Mesozoic becomes Fossil Fighters!!

Its finally done I am so fucking happy with it. This is the most challenging thing I have ever repainted

[dvdisasterpunk]

Fave?

Surf’s Up

Happy Feet

Open Season

Barnyard

Monster House

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[dvdisasterpunk]

??

Shark Tale

Flushed Away

Over The Hedge

Bee Movie (please dont click this ironically)

Monsters vs. Aliens

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[duskdragonxiii]

I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything

[nonepronounwithleftboy]

I'm so fucking scared of these things.

[redskyeatnight]

I genuinely don't understand those sinks. Why do they exist? Why is that necessary? What the heck are you putting down your sinks that necessitates that??? Genuinely curious.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've asked around before and apparently in many areas of the US it makes more logistical sense to treat soft food scraps like cooked vegetable matter as water waste instead of having separate systems for food waste. It's just the easiest way to transport it given the way their cities are set up and how their water system works. This info is very out of date so I don't know if it's still true (I know a lot of US cities have green waste recycling programs these days) but that's where it comes from. It does make sense because the water pipes are the easiest way to get rid of goo without burning petrol by carrying it in trucks, so it comes down to pipe maintenance vs. garbage truck fuel and maintenance, taking into account how close composting facilities are etc.

I've never lived anywhere without a backyard (Australian, not much of a deep city person) so the idea of not having anywhere to compost food scraps was completely alien to me but I see the logic of the Sink Blender.

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[colonthreedotexe]

hello my name is car person and i would like to drive down the road at 1 william miles per hour at 2:04 in the morning. my automotive vehicle makes more noise than an airplane and i want everyone to know just how cool i am for spending several thousand dollars on aftermarket parts to make it go slightly faster which is why i also removed the part that makes it quiet because everyone deserves to know that my car goes slightly faster than a stock vehicle of the same make and model because i'm cool. also did i mention it is 2:04 in the morning

[despazito]

Jesus christ

[omtai]

im a soul boy im a dole boy take pleasure in leisure I BELIEVE IN JOY...

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Starting to think Nigel Farage fellow is rather shady and wants a race war

[tuherrus]

hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the way to dublin whack follol le-dah

[kallistoi]

[image description: fanart of various characters from sinners. a group of vampires dance around remmick, some playing instruments. they're all covered in blood and have glowing sparks emanating from their eyes. end description.]

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

we all really resonated with this one huh

[cattraine]

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.

[dragongirlsnout]

I have come to realise that perhaps I just live in a completely separate dimension from the median gamer

[dragongirlsnout]

Even outside the obvious "where has the strength of your convictions gone", I have to say; I have never had the thought of spending *checks notes*

$800 (tax inc.) on a single-purpose device to play a game that released in 1998

[atrielienz]

It's still $500 including tax right now in the states. The Price increase doesn't go into effect until September 2026. So maybe if you're still considering buying it, now is better than later.

But I'm on the Nintendo can't have any more of my money train so...

[dragongirlsnout]

tip: things may cost different amounts of money in countries that aren't that one

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[assignedmale]

[beemovieerotica]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[konfettiklown]

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

[konfettiklown]

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify