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above all, sports fandom is about being DELUSIONAL and a HYPOCRITE and if you forget these tenets you’ve lost the plot

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

bvnnymommy

there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit

dajo42

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

podcastwizard

h4nifah

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

shanerozanov

heated rivalry + text posts // part two.

tpwrtrmnky

Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

onicecalls

put this face on the canadian dollar

dilftanger

creature feature pens @ ducks | 10.14.25

tomorrowillbeyou

i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve