maddy

give me forever for a while

[haviary-deactivated20180108]

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

[important-shit-masterlist]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theawesomeadventurer]

when you make a banger your morning alarm

[styzles-deactivated20151205]

[fedswatching]

lmfao

[spacecactus447]

Me on September 1st: Ah, what a lovely warm day, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the fresh summer air is-*sees leaf on ground*… Me:

[kackupa]

[greenisnot-a-creativecolour]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[dacasyo]

[maneuverboy-deactivated20160229]

why is nut called that

[puthy]

Short for nutrients

[diary-of-a-skin-girl-deactivate]

[noisier-deactivated20180820]

my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life

[afiveleggedmaddy]

fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

[blonded004]

[memewhore]

[aheapofgarbage]

[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

[styro-sometimes]

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

[ayellowbirds]

Adorable yet cacophonic.