Robin Musings, as per Comissioner Gordon
aka Jim Gordon, Ph.D. (Exasperation), M.A. (Patience)
Robin I
No
There isn't a little blueberry child smiling at me from behind Batman
I'm going to close my eyes and count to three
And that child had better be back at home and in bed, Batman
1...2...3...
He's still here
Why is there blood on his little hands!!
Oh its Scarecrow's blood :)
Wait :l
Its Scarecrow's blood-
Robin II
Oh no
I recognize this kid's voice
I picked him up in Crime Alley once
He was scavenging for a burger
He called me a boob :(
Kid, come on, wouldn't you rather come in and have some cocoa?
Leave Batman to pick up the baddies
I severely underestimated his bloodlust
Robin III
Oh no
No sir bob
You are not fighting crime
You are too fragile
Bruce Wayne you listen here you overgrown meatloaf
You are not to let this child out at night-
Of course I know who you are!
What do you mean how
I'm a detective
Robin IV
Oh no
Not you
You're Barbara's friend
I can't let you get hurt
I see you every Sunday when you eat my granola yogurt
I have grown to see you like a hungry, hungry, daughter
Please stay alive
I cannot bear to look at granola yogurt otherwise
Robin III again
Put down the coffee Tim
Now gently back away
Good little Robin's don't drink coffee
Here, have some choccy milk instead
Robin V
Oh lord
The child has a sword
Young man, I am going to confiscate that weapon
That was too easy
I feel my Comissioner Senses tingling
The baby has a mace-!
















