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If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes
Man i love the crash event. 52k people posted a single word, the queue system broke, everyone forgot it was gonna happen and got confused about why they posted crash. Several hundred people got the time so wrong that i saw someone post it every hour. Despite a timezone calculator being included in the post. It was aknowledged in a staff post. I roleplayed as an army general trying to keep my troops motivated. The whole thing left 0 cultural impact on the site
let's make it an annual thing but we choose a different day every year
You're so right. This year let's do april 13th, 6:12pm EST.
Same as usual. Just queue the word "crash" we have not been defeated yet.
did you have to pick homestuck numbers. i understand that you're tumblr user jenna hiveswap but did you have to
Tbh i wanted a random date but i saw the 413 in your url and i knew what i had to do
That first Polish-language encyclopedia was right about dragons. "It is hard to defeat a dragon, but you have to try." That is in fact a definition of "dragon" that cuts to the heart of the matter and covers all the essentials.
A dragon is something that A) is very hard to defeat and B) must be fought. That's it. That's all you really have to know when approaching the subject.
parents when they watch a film that isnt shot 100% linearly with every single scene being fully explained with a literal meaning
sometimes you block someone and it's like in another life we would be doing coke in a bathroom together but instead you're on tumblr and i fucking hate you
The fresh prince of Blaire witch project
reblogging this again to add that this is especially funny bc in like 3 episodes jake finds out hes a product of mpreg. anyway
Small joys on Tumblr:
When your notes make a perfect cat
Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention
Last night’s Smol Kitty has been followed by today’s Tol Kitty, who wants to be the Eye of Sauron when they grow up:
(Or possibly Batman.)
Aerial Pruning Skills
fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass
Me seeing the video playing silently: Oh yeah this is gonna have some rad sound
while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet
"the internet now is so damaging to kids"
remember when it was like extremely easy to accidentally stumble upon beheading videos
i love the tags on this post because it's a mix of people acting like im exaggerating and people being like "i watched 1 guy 1 jar at a slumber party when i was 10 years old"
i….. what
Your daily dose of cat memes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes this is so dope yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne
the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty
also the king: i hate my sons so much it’s unbelievable