mercy is my wife

😎

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[hiveswap]

Man i love the crash event. 52k people posted a single word, the queue system broke, everyone forgot it was gonna happen and got confused about why they posted crash. Several hundred people got the time so wrong that i saw someone post it every hour. Despite a timezone calculator being included in the post. It was aknowledged in a staff post. I roleplayed as an army general trying to keep my troops motivated. The whole thing left 0 cultural impact on the site

[morionette413]

let's make it an annual thing but we choose a different day every year

[hiveswap]

You're so right. This year let's do april 13th, 6:12pm EST.

Same as usual. Just queue the word "crash" we have not been defeated yet.

[morionette413]

did you have to pick homestuck numbers. i understand that you're tumblr user jenna hiveswap but did you have to

[hiveswap]

Tbh i wanted a random date but i saw the 413 in your url and i knew what i had to do

[incomingalbatross]

That first Polish-language encyclopedia was right about dragons. "It is hard to defeat a dragon, but you have to try." That is in fact a definition of "dragon" that cuts to the heart of the matter and covers all the essentials.

A dragon is something that A) is very hard to defeat and B) must be fought. That's it. That's all you really have to know when approaching the subject.

[lycanthrology]

parents when they watch a film that isnt shot 100% linearly with every single scene being fully explained with a literal meaning

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

sometimes you block someone and it's like in another life we would be doing coke in a bathroom together but instead you're on tumblr and i fucking hate you

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The fresh prince of Blaire witch project

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

[ampervadasz]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[peppa-peggy]

[teethcritter]

reblogging this again to add that this is especially funny bc in like 3 episodes jake finds out hes a product of mpreg. anyway

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[marlynnofmany]

Last night’s Smol Kitty has been followed by today’s Tol Kitty, who wants to be the Eye of Sauron when they grow up:

(Or possibly Batman.)

[debelice]

Aerial Pruning Skills

[hermit-skrab]

[softtummybitch-deactivated20260]

fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass

[thesituation]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me seeing the video playing silently: Oh yeah this is gonna have some rad sound

[pitbolshevik]

while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet

[pitbolshevik]

"the internet now is so damaging to kids"

remember when it was like extremely easy to accidentally stumble upon beheading videos

[pitbolshevik]

i love the tags on this post because it's a mix of people acting like im exaggerating and people being like "i watched 1 guy 1 jar at a slumber party when i was 10 years old"

[stimmingkiddo]

i….. what

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[fruitful-gummies]

[imperialtrash]

[scotchgrove]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes this is so dope yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[glorianas]

clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne

[glorianas]

the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty

also the king: i hate my sons so much it’s unbelievable