when i grow up i want to be nothing at all @after-lauhgter - Tumblr Blog

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

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Ugh fixing one problem always reveals another problem doesn’t it. Fixing the walls reveals a termite problem, fixing the anxiety reveals an adhd problem, cleaning out the garden shed releases the demons from the sacred toolbox, it’s never ending.

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but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

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still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

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everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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me when im close to getting something i want: okay but what if i dont actually want it 🤣

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tag game!

make yourself with this picrew and say a random fact about yourself!

i have a small tattoo of a star on my middle finger

tags! /nf @starless--city @eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @astralduck08 @kingoftheloonybinza @illmadekn1ght @tenpoiintbuck @pupfettipaws @purezneon + open!

yashtheartistic

well this acc is just me rping as my persona so why not :P

first ime inviting people instead of being invited, but i love picrews so i knew i had to do it

@sleepytinyangycutiebean @severely-artsy-smoke @untitled-25-mp3 @plywood-rot @yourturnyourtricks

and anyone else who wants to join

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it's me!! (since i don't have a persona yet >.<)

the mustache is bc i have hirsutism ;-; <- that's the fact, lol ^w^

@untitled-25-mp3 @roxy4life2 @plywood-rot @apollokid2372 @poetic-grief @yourturnyourtricks @zayyyyyyyyraaa @koiisockz @astralcuite @notonelover @4ngel-bee @nekoqueenalice @dragonsbloodspilled + open tags!!

wanted to put earrings and stuff but irl ts wld be a nightmare so i didnt

yourturnyourtricks

uh fact: I'm Sudanese 🇸🇩 (idk what else to say)

@bebamonica @starlykree @hxmurz2 @frenchfryturtle @madamekudo + open tags

bebamonica

the hair is a bit off but whatever,,, it should be much frizzier,,,,, also i dont actually have piercings but i couldnt resist adding those wonderful earrings

my favourite sanrio character is kuromi

@blackhole-enthusiast @sweetfliker @ruleroftheimpishimps @sleep-deprived-scissors @how-very-elly @godfrey-the-chaos-duck @chaotic-alien190 @rin-amamiya + more im definitely forgetting,, if youre my moot and you werent tagged feel free to reblog !!

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YAYY tag game anyways

fun fact: I used to have 26 garden snails as pets from I was 10 to 12 🥶🥶🥶

uuuh uhh mooties uuuh

@weirdthinginthecorner @mushroompie @emmaloodoggo @scottsyrup @watershipdown4life @airis-and-the-never @hfhmjfyuhgtygh @jamsterton @immaprawnstar @atlas-of-thestars @literallycitruss @trashygayspooder @pennyroyald @lokeeanalien + anyone else lol

mb if u don't wanna be tagged lol^^

trashygayspooder

Ooh yipee!! It's been ages since I've been tagged in something

I only have an unnerving amount of eyes cause of that thing I've been saying for like four years now *Blinks all 8 of my ugly spooder eyes at you* couldn't pass up the opportunity lol

A fun fact huh...? Uhm, I don't know if any of these are fun or considered facts but, I was once chased by a pregnant horse and i had to jump a fence to get away from it, I'm allergic to pineapple tho it's my favourite pizza topping and I use the name Felix cause its one of my favourite webtoon characters.

Oh right yeah, moots!

Usually I just tag @dougiesgirl2 but I have so many moots even if I don't talk to them loads I can tag them, right? Sorry if ya didn't wanna be tagged, @silly-creature-25 @sleep-deprived-scissors @b-does-arts @isabeladcv-2010 @spikystringsnuffle

Have fun if you do it!

spikystringsnuffle

^ Thank you for tagging me! Honestly quite a surprise lol :3 also yours looks really cool :3

(i made two versions cus Im indecisive, the first one is more accurate to what I actually wear and the second one is closer to what I aim to wear)

Just realised this is a "random fact about yourself" one and not a "fact about yourself that people might not know about" one so, I take my Sammy Lawrence plush with me EVERYWHERE ever since I got him because he brings me comfort and it gives me something to do with my hands otherwise I don't know how to position them and I usually end up doing the dinosaur arms lol

And for the people I'm gonna tag....uh... @fnaf-is-awesome201 @ptahaolek @puffster-xwx @detective-ws @sillylittlewolfboy @somestrangetallguy @cup-of-lavender-tea @cherubistired @xxnigtshadexx + any other mutuals that I may have forgotten because we don't interact that much!

fnaf-is-awesome201

Hey, thanks for the tag!

Hm... a fact about me? Uh...

I have a fossil collection. Most of it is in storage at the moment... but it's there! I do have most of my good pieces with me, which is nice.

Anyways, no pressure tags!

@pro-fangirls-unsocial-life @suffer-my-beloved-mutuals @lieutenantg @impalasquiptyseven @demonicintegrity @phoenix-is-still-here @lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently @ anyone else who wants to join in!

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yay my absolute fav picrew

I always end up looking more or less the same lol

Random fact about myself: I love 'old' tech. I don’t have Spotify but use an mp3 and last year I bought a "newer" model of the one I had (newer one from 2016) bc that one has bluetooth!

tagging (no pressure): @llama-sidekick @unionjackpillow @unicornfairycat @carcrash-heart @lizardperson @emotoangel

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And another picrew, let us all thank our Potato Lord and saviour🙏

This time I experimented with my enby looks. But then I gave myself a beard cause of funsies but I ended up feeling feelings that I might not be ready to feel yet lol. Thanks for the gender crisis I guess.

Anyway my random funfact: I can’t get the most basic (german) proverbs right. I always mix and match them and I notice that something is off, but I can’t even tell where I went wrong most of the times.

I guess it’s because I just don’t know what most of the proverbs are supposed to mean. What do you mean lieber eine Taube in der Hand als ein Spatz auf dem Dach, how is one of those birds better than the other?!? Wait it’s the other way around isn’t it…?

Eh anyways @nowhen-but-now @ghost-note-symphony @shannonjoh @after-lauhgter no pressure and stuff

after-lauhgter

thank you for thinking of me :) this is pretty much what i look like! fun fact about me is that im journaling a lot, one of the few things that stuck with me for around 11 years now. and whenever someone reblogs a banger post i print it out and stick it in there. so keep em coming. tagging everyone who wants to do this!

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Gleaming Facade

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'Mermod'. Yuri Zapancic. 2020.

yorkshirearthurdent

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass