SLAM DUNK (da funk)

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[itguidesandnews]

[lobotomizedskull]

[acebycircle]

He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space

[copperbadge]

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

[lightshadowverisimilitude]

[rememeory]

[dynamiteking]

Have we tried turning 2020 off and back on again? 

[ralfmaximus]

We tried that. It shorted out and set fire to Australia.

[djhinnwe]

Now we have a virus.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BabblingBaby)

[theshittyfoodblog]

Couldn’t find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.

[lesbianaut]

adapt evolve overcome

[yung-sumo-blog]

If I push everyone away so I have no friends does it speed up more?

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blackholejamie-deactivated20210]

[sesh]

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[tocif]

I went to clean my daughters room and honest to fuck I almost pissed myself

[tocif]

[nightblightowl]

GUYS IM DEAD  oh MY FGSOD

[memes-r-memes]

[after-school-spesh]

Same